Terrible Person

Terrible Person

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Terrible Person episodes

  • Tickle My Belly Button
    Gary and Selena spiral through a late night premium episode that starts with election exhaustion and immediately derails into wordplay, absurd ideas, and off the cuff riffs that go way too far. They jump from invented movie franchises to rap conspiracies, haunted house logic, and why bathtubs feel inherently suspicious the longer you sit in them.

    As the night goes on, Gary and Selena unpack helicopter rides, local chaos, true crime obsessions, celebrity implosions, and the strange comfort of watching extreme stories when real life feels loud. The conversation drifts through Halloween weirdness, pop culture fatigue, dark hypotheticals, and the kind of thoughts you only say out loud when it is past midnight and nothing feels real anymore. By the end, Gary and Selena are openly tired, slightly unhinged, and fully committed to following every tangent wherever it leads, even when it lands somewhere uncomfortable, inappropriate, or impossible to explain later.
    54 min
  • Demon Drop Pt 2
    Gary and Selena wake up in the middle of nowhere after a horror movie night and immediately spiral into paranoia, bad decisions, and survival logic that only makes sense at three in the morning. From unlocked doors and strangers in the dark to bathroom anxiety, bodily chaos, and the weird social rules no one admits out loud, the conversation drifts between fear, absurdity, and uncomfortable honesty. What starts as a discussion about horror movie mistakes turns into a raw stream of thoughts about vulnerability, safety, embarrassment, and the strange ways the brain fills silence when something feels off. Gary and Selena unpack everyday dread, intrusive humor, and the thin line between being alert and completely losing it.
    41 min
  • Demon Drop Pt 1
    Gary and Selena unpack a glamping trip that slowly devolves into frustration, paranoia, and spiraling conversations about public bathrooms, crowded tourist towns, and social tension while traveling. What starts as a recap of an Arizona getaway turns into a series of uneasy stories about horror movies, home invasions, elevator accidents, amusement park rides, and the specific fear that comes from situations that feel slightly out of control.

    As the episode unfolds, Gary and Selena drift through topics like true crime, survival instincts, celebrity news, and why certain everyday experiences trigger irrational dread. The discussion feels raw, chaotic, and unfiltered, like overhearing a long late night conversation where nothing is off limits and every thought is said out loud.
    38 min
  • Pssp, Pssp, Pssp Pt 2
    Gary and Selena break down the chaotic Tell Me Lies season finale and spiral into a wide ranging late night conversation about messy relationships, betrayal, and impulsive decisions. From dissecting toxic ex behavior and college hookups to debating hygiene, douching myths, and why people make the worst choices at the worst moments, the episode moves quickly into personal stories about pets, injuries, sleepless nights, weed mishaps, gas station adventures, hangovers, and near public embarrassment. The discussion expands into celebrity culture, childhood fame, conspiracy thinking, addiction memories, and the uncomfortable realization that nothing ever really feels safe. Loose, raw, and unfiltered, this episode feels like being stuck in a living room conversation that keeps getting stranger the longer it goes.
    35 min
  • Pssp, Pssp, Pssp Pt 1
    Gary and Selena react in real time to the sudden death of Liam Payne and question the strange details surrounding hotel incidents, celebrity behavior, and public narratives. The conversation spirals into paranoia, historical conspiracies, government coverups, and why certain deaths never seem to add up.

    From MK Ultra experiments and whistleblowers to fear around modern warfare, population control, and global power shifts, Gary and Selena bounce between dark speculation and uneasy curiosity. The episode also dives into anonymity, masks, public identity, grocery store chaos, social etiquette breakdowns, and a chaotic cheese aisle incident that turns into an accidental moral dilemma. Loose, suspicious, and increasingly unhinged, the discussion reflects how quickly everyday conversations slide from normal life into existential dread.
    36 min
  • Oral Surgery Recovery
    Gary and Selena record through exhaustion, pain, and irritation while navigating oral surgery recovery, sleep deprivation, and an unhinged cat sitting experience that turns the night into chaos. The episode jumps from bone graft horror stories and questionable pain management to grocery store rage, bag shortages, and quiet acts of retail rebellion.

    As the conversation spirals, they dig into weather manipulation theories, solar flares, hurricanes, media fear cycles, celebrity deaths, alien speculation, cattle mutilation, and why nothing feels accidental anymore. Between pop culture tangents, horror movies, Halloween trends, fast food conspiracies, and debates over food choices, the episode captures the foggy, irritable headspace of being physically wrecked and mentally overstimulated while still trying to make sense of the world.
    44 min
  • Flip City Pt 2
    Gary and Selena spiral through Halloween decor, disturbing skeleton anatomy, and the strange details that suddenly feel impossible to ignore. The conversation jumps from European travel vibes and slang to food rabbit holes, including guinea pig cuisine, pet store ethics, and the gross realities of bird biology and water systems. From there it turns into modern celebrity fallout, relationship age gaps, rock star scandals, and the never ending debate over separating art from the person behind it. The second half swerves into aviation chaos, pilot stories, substances, safety paranoia, and how quickly a normal night can turn into a headline. It ends with dinner decisions, random pop culture hits, and the kind of side quests that define Flip City.
    33 min
  • Flip City Pt 1
    Gary and Selena react in real time to chaos at home, starting with a gross pet incident that spirals into conversations about beards, bacteria, and how much filth people unknowingly carry around. From there they jump into hurricanes, flooded cities, and what disaster water actually contains. The episode moves through fast food characters, why Grimace feels unsettling, and how nostalgia gets weird when you think about it too long.

    They dig into toxic relationships on television, emotional manipulation, closeted rage, and the darker sides of celebrity stories including violence at luxury resorts and rising scandals. The episode closes with stress over wedding logistics, dental problems, social discomfort, and the small humiliations that somehow feel bigger than the headlines.
    33 min
  • Drug Store Personal Massager Pt 1
    Gary and Selena spiral through language quirks, internet psychology, and social behavior before sliding into darker territory involving true crime, relationship violence, and the unsettling details behind real world headlines. They move from reality television frustrations into bizarre news stories, grocery store horror moments, and uncomfortable public encounters that blur the line between absurd and disturbing. The episode closes with late night theories about aliens, time, simulation logic, and whether humanity has already passed the point of no return, all filtered through Gary and Selena’s offbeat observations and escalating paranoia.
    31 min
  • Drug Store Personal Massager Pt 2
    Gary and Selena spiral through language quirks, internet psychology, and social behavior before sliding into darker territory involving true crime, relationship violence, and the unsettling details behind real world headlines. They move from reality television frustrations into bizarre news stories, grocery store horror moments, and uncomfortable public encounters that blur the line between absurd and disturbing. The episode closes with late night theories about aliens, time, simulation logic, and whether humanity has already passed the point of no return, all filtered through Gary and Selena’s offbeat observations and escalating paranoia.
    41 min

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