Terrible Person

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  • Songs About Sister Wives, Meth & Hot Tubs
    Gary and Selena kick off a chaotic Halloween premium episode with Sister Wives obsession, polygamy drama, and COVID rules tearing a reality family apart. The conversation slides into cult energy, isolated living fantasies, and why reality TV is more fascinating than scripted shows. They break down a disastrous Halloween house party featuring blackout drinking, vomiting, weed paranoia, costume stress, and the quiet horror of realizing you might be too old for house parties.

    From there, things spiral into celebrity deaths, hot tub accidents, addiction, fame, and why certain celebrity narratives don’t quite add up. The episode moves through mass shootings, media coverage, conspiracy theories, voice-to-skull tech, and cultural paranoia before landing on Green Day hate, punk nostalgia, modern music disappointment, and why some bands should’ve stopped decades ago. A true premium-only free-fall through reality television, drugs, parties, cult logic, celebrity collapse, and Halloween chaos.
    52 min
  • Doin' Checkers Pt 2
    Gary and Selena drift through unedited chaos touching on tabloid TV, paternity shows, airline disasters, air traffic control stress, and why modern travel feels increasingly unhinged. The conversation spirals into pilot mental health, near-miss plane incidents, and how infrastructure cracks show up in everyday news stories.

    From there, it veers into vampires, immortality myths, political elites, pop culture folklore, and why ancient stories still map onto modern power. The episode jumps between Goosebumps nostalgia, childhood horror, cultural programming, and how fear gets repackaged for every generation. They wrap with reality TV burnout, celebrity absurdity, Kitchen Nightmares energy, restaurant disasters, and the physical consequences of unlimited food. A long-form freefall through paranoia, nostalgia, food regret, and cultural decay.
    48 min
  • Doin' Checkers Pt 1
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    Olive Garden was a disaster but at least we got to play some checkers...

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    34 min
  • Doin' Checkers Pt 1
    Gary and Selena open with unfiltered banter about rejecting polish, ignoring professionalism, and letting conversations go wherever they land. From scam job emails and AI fatigue to abandoning structure entirely, the episode leans into raw momentum and intentional mess. They drift through true crime documentaries, unsettling media choices, and the strange comfort of watching disturbing content while trying to relax.

    Coffee rituals, food debates, and late night checkers set the backdrop for discussions about sports fatigue, Arizona teams, and the hollow rituals of fandom. The conversation spirals into gender and sports controversies, celebrity scandals, social media oversharing, and the way public figures unravel in real time. Britney Spears, Chris Brown, Travis Scott confusion, and internet pile-ons blur together with paranoia, burnout, and cultural exhaustion. The episode closes in familiar chaos with conspiracy tangents, money anxiety, aging pop stars, and the quiet realization that everything feels louder, dumber, and harder to ignore.
    34 min
  • Weekend at EleCant's Pt 2
    Gary and Selena drift through a late night spiral of movies, media, and the unsettling comfort of watching chaos unfold on screen. What starts with background television turns into conversations about nostalgia, childhood obsessions, and the strange way entertainment shapes fear, memory, and morality. They move through true crime, school violence, conspiracy thinking, and the uneasy line between curiosity and obsession. Haunted houses, extreme experiences, and the psychology of people who seek out fear blur together with questions about consent, exploitation, and how far entertainment is allowed to go.

    The episode widens into cultural burnout as Gary and Selena dig into celebrity breakdowns, social media performance, mental health language, and the exhaustion of watching public figures unravel in real time. The tone stays loose but heavy as humor collides with dread, disbelief, and the feeling that nothing is ever really off limits anymore. The conversation closes in familiar Terrible Person fashion with reflections on childhood, food memories, generational disconnects, and the quiet realization that growing up mostly means learning how to sit with discomfort.
    48 min
  • Weekend at EleCant's Pt 1
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    I mean, it's just Weekend At Bernie's.....

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    38 min
  • Weekend at EleCant's Pt 1
    Gary and Selena spiral through a chaotic conversation that jumps from celebrity scandals to world events with zero warning and zero restraint. They dig into the nonstop Jada Pinkett Smith headlines, the lingering fallout from the Oscars slap, and why certain celebrities refuse to leave the public consciousness. The discussion shifts into reactions to global conflict, media overload, and whether having an opinion actually matters anymore.

    Gary and Selena question viral war footage, online outrage cycles, and how conspiracy thinking creeps into everyday conversations when information never stops. Along the way, they riff on White House pets, influencer boxing drama, LinkedIn scammers, Taylor Swift saturation, and the strange feeling of being too online while still feeling completely powerless. The episode closes in classic Terrible Person fashion with dark humor, cultural exhaustion, and the sense that nothing is normal but everything keeps going anyway.
    38 min
  • Backwards Baby Birding Pt 2
    Gary and Selena continue a late night couch conversation that spirals through morality, culture, and the absurdity of modern life. They debate crime, punishment, and whether extreme violence can ever be justified, including uncomfortable hypotheticals about family loyalty and justice. The conversation shifts into pop culture and media saturation with discussions about the Joker, Batman villains, celebrity obsession, and why modern entertainment feels disconnected from reality.

    Gary and Selena dig into artificial intelligence and hiring bias, questioning whether AI reinforces stereotypes and how online presence impacts real world opportunities. They riff on job rejection, corporate culture, social media surveillance, and why being chronically online might actively work against you. The episode drifts through celebrity behavior, fashion choices, cult vibes, and why fame seems to accelerate personal breakdowns. The night winds down with reflections on driving culture, public safety, sports media narratives, gender attention gaps, and the exhaustion of nonstop outrage cycles. Dark humor, raw conversation, and unfiltered tangents drive this episode into classic Terrible Person territory.
    55 min
  • Backward Baby Birding Pt 1
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    We probably should have made this one a premium - be cool everyone and subscribe to the premium for the extra spicy weekly episodes!

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    33 min

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