Terrible Person

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Title says it all....

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Gary and Selena open with travel logistics, surprise plans, and the chaos of juggling gigs, pets, and last-minute schedules. They riff on the vibe of “Electric Pickle,” Miami energy, and nostalgia for old pop culture moments, then pivot into movie talk with a horror recommendation and a discussion about what makes violence feel inventive versus excessive.

The episode slides into celebrity commentary, including weird press cycles, fame spirals, and how internet discourse turns every quote into a headline. Gary and Selena also talk about good-deed impulses, random public encounters, and the emotional weight of memorial sites and grief when it hits close to home. From there, they spiral into reality-TV taste, architecture and celebrity homes, aging, body maintenance, aesthetics, and the weird anxiety of how people present themselves in public. The conversation closes on fashion arguments, travel fantasies, and a final burst of chaotic audio nonsense that perfectly captures the show’s energy.

Grant gave Cait the week off and now he's screaming in an empty living room about bad movies, deep space & nuclear attacks...Sounds about right :)

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Gary and Selena get into celebrity drama surrounding Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and the British royal family, including title disputes and public backlash. They talk about shock documentaries and extreme media with discussions around Faces of Death, graphic historical footage, and why people are drawn to disturbing content. The episode includes conversation about cursed films, on-set tragedies, and stories tied to The Twilight Zone movie and The Wizard of Oz.

Gary and Selena also dive into conspiracy theories involving smart dust, surveillance technology, time loops, and how phones may be changing human behavior and health. Other topics include influencer culture, gambling psychology, internet addiction, generational differences in social behavior, secret societies, fraternity rituals, public embarrassment, COVID origin theories, ancient burial discoveries, Titanic letters, pop culture nostalgia, and reflections on modern media consumption.

Gary and Selena talk through backlash and reaction after a polarizing radio appearance, including audience responses, accusations of being inappropriate, and why authenticity tends to divide listeners. The conversation moves into Mormon soaking culture, how it works, why it exists, and the bizarre logistics surrounding it. Gary and Selena also discuss celebrity identity shifts, including JoJo Siwa’s public comments, religious conversion culture, and viral “I’m not gay anymore” moments.

Other topics include pets witnessing intimacy, sensory awkwardness, snack obsessions, vaping etiquette, influencer behavior, generational confidence, work conference partying, psychedelics, long-distance check-ins, jealousy misunderstandings, television criticism, and why certain prestige shows feel stuck in narrative loops. The episode ends with funeral home scandals, alleged misconduct, consent violations, and teasing deeper conversations about conspiracies, media manipulation, and emerging cultural anxieties.

In Part 1, Grant and Cait answer your weird ass questions and part 2 goes completely sideways - This is a fun couple of eps - FEEL BETTER Grant!

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Grant and Cait kick off an uncensored Couples Therapy simulcast with chaotic “horny honey” experiments, unexpected side effects, and the kind of intimate oversharing that instantly shocks new listeners. They bounce between marriage routines, Cait’s new glasses and eye doctor mishaps, and the darkest possible dinner-table topics like vomiting horror stories, fast-food aftermath, and whether certain “kinks” should ever exist.

Grant and Cait dig into how they met, how their personalities clash and complement, and the very real pet peeves that can turn a normal night into a full-blown argument. They also unpack family reactions to the podcast, conspiracy tolerance, jealousy misunderstandings, and why planning dinner has somehow become one of the most dangerous parts of married life. The episode closes with an absurd mushroom-fueled misunderstanding, podcast “rotation” paranoia, aging panic, and a final riddle that sets the tone for exactly what this series is going to be.

We took edibles before we recorded AND what started as a good idea QUICKLY turned into a terrible idea.... 

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Gary and Selena move from candy nostalgia and Southwest tourist culture into strange observations about souvenir towns, crystal shops, and why certain places feel identical no matter where you are. They talk about celebrity arrests, public intoxication lines, mushrooms versus alcohol, and how setting and lighting can completely derail a good night. The conversation drifts into microdosing routines, stomach issues, health realizations, and unexpected side effects from habits that were supposed to improve life.

Gary and Selena break down Black Mirror episodes, simulation theory, whether reality feels artificial, and why certain stories land emotionally while others miss. Other topics include celebrity legacy, who will actually be remembered in history, class barriers in elite sports, viral news stories, conspiracy-adjacent thinking, family obligations, miscommunication spirals, errands that turn into arguments, Target versus Old Navy debates, and how everyday logistics quietly become relationship stress tests.