Comedian Tez Ilyas, presents a show for everyone interested in – or interested in becoming – a British Muslim. Everything you need to know is right here - the do's, don'ts, and avoid-or-you'll-be-arrested.

Simultaneously a hilarious, joyous celebration of British-Muslim life - and a subversive, thoughtful satire on society's attitudes to Islam.

In the final episode, Tez rounds up all his remaining advice on being a British Muslim in a handy cut-out-and-keep guide. For instruction on confidence building or advice on limb replacement, simply follow the Tez Commandments…

Producer: Sam Bryant

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in September 2016.