Peter Crouch celebrates the start of Series Two by inviting Tom and Chris to his house, aka the Croucho Club.

It has unusually big doors and sofas, and Tom and Chris feel very small. We hear extraordinary tales of a £50,000 garden slide, midnight games of volleyball lit by car headlights and why footballers are unable to buy curtains without third-party help, plus try to guess the identity of the Manchester City player who lived in teenage squalor in just one room of his six-bedroom mansion.

The boys are then joined by Peter’s wife Abbey, who reveals what it’s really like to live with a millionaire footballer.