Larry sees a beer can almost kill a woman ▲ The hardhat who became a shish kebab ▲ The hot-air balloon ride of doom ▲ Do losers make bad luck or does bad luck make losers? ▲ How author Jack London made his own shitty luck ▲ How one woman won FOUR multi-million dollar lottery jackpots - AND YOU CAN TOO! ▲ Wanna change your luck? THIS is your episode!

A friend from Larry's past reveals the KEY TO LIFE ▲ How DOOM PREVENTION became America's largest industry ▲ How politicians leverage doom to control you ▲ Did the Beatles really write their own songs? ▲ The black box in Tasmania built to record the end of the world

Meet JAB-MAN, the 84 year-old with ELEVEN jabs! ▲ Why the Covid orthodoxy is doomed ▲ How Cuomo evaded prosecution for 15,000 nursing home deaths ▲ What politician/parasites are doing NOW to cover their guilty asses ▲ How many COVID deaths were caused by BIDEN's lies?▲TRANSLATED: BIDEN's 1/6 speech of deceit and division

LARRY PREDICTS: 2022's HOTTEST Covid fashion accessory! ▲ HEAR JOeeey flip-flop and BLAME! ▲ SEE: JOeeey walk like a MUMMY!▲ LAUGH: at America's previous mass psychosis ▲ DISCOVER: Larry's SAFETY MANDATE!

How to avoid New Year's disappointment ▲ Why NYC is the LAST place to be on New Year's eve - or ever ▲ DISCOVERED - a white elephant in the Mojave desert! ▲ Why New Year's is the holiday that should be eliminated ▲ You KNOW you hate New Year's - dig this episode and know you are NOT alone!

JOeeeey! Revealed as not only a demented, deceitful career politician, but a certifiable psycho ▲ Hear JOeeeey shoot himself in the foot - repeatedly ▲ DISCOVER how JOeeey and his minions are leveraging OMICRON into their political platform ▲ ACQUIRE - the greatest piece of TLS show merch yet - the LUTFA flexible magnetic sticker! ▲ HEAR the greatest Christmas story ever told

A Bacchanalian Birthday Bash of TLS lore and reveals ▲ Thank-yous and shout outs from Larry to Dojo members ▲ Come hang at the secret club for the coolest party ever with the best crew anywhere — you!

How being voted least likely to succeed helped a dishwasher become a restaurant mogul ▲ The morons who financed NY's Empire State Building ▲ How the Cuomo brothers re-invented stupid ▲ Larry's secret podcasting "process" ▲ The last B&W photo Larry ever took ▲ Larry solves a mystery from his childhood

Larry coaches Biden on pronouncing OMICRON - can JOEY do it? ▲ Can Fauci? ▲ Biden admits he's clueless about new variant ▲ How many weasel words can Biden stuff in 1 sentence? ▲ Joey blames the pandemic on something new ▲ Fauci's pet name for Joey - revealed!

This is the 400th American Thanksgiving - why aren't we celebrating that mile stone? ▲ Why the Pilgrims were LUTFAS ▲ How ASTCO's are trying to delete Thanksgiving ▲ Why I drove 6,000 miles last Thanksgiving ▲ Whether you know it or not, YOU are a PILGRIM ▲ Don't TOUCH that turkey until you've listened to this episode!