What's the high desert and why does it beat the low desert? ♦ What is it about the desert that mesmerizes? ♦ What pissed off Sinatra so much he went nuts with a sledgehammer? ♦ Why did the Pharaohs really build the Sphinx? ♦ How long is the wait list to sleep in a motel room where a semi-famous guy OD'd nearly 50 years ago? ♦ What can you do to screw with people long after you die? ♦ These and other burning questions are answered when Larry returns to his favorite place, the haunted Mojave desert!

John McAfee reveals his Take No Shit credo ♠ How the CIA controls America ♠ How to play Russian Roulette and live to play again… and again! ♠ John agrees that I may be his running mate in his POTUS campaign 2020 ♠ How to extricate yourself from a job you hate ♠ His thoughts on the cast of his forthcoming biopic ♠ What makes John McAfee happiest? ♠ All this and more in Part 2 of my interview with this extraordinary outlaw!

McAfee explains why he believes Hillary Clinton and James Comey want him dead ♠ What does John have against Santa Claus? ♠ How McAfee escaped the governments of the USA, Belize, Bahamas, Cuba and the Dominican Republic ♠ What McAfee enjoys about life on the run/in hiding ♠ What makes John a black belt in the art of Take No Shit? ♠ All this and MUCH more in this first ever interview with living legend John McAfee!

My day with radio legend Don Imus ▲ Why Larry is a New Year's Grinch ▲ What is 'forced gaiety,' and why should it piss you off? ▲ Who is Baba Vanga and why do people believe her predictions? ▲ What are Larry's 2020 predictions? ▲ Why is it still Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, when he's been dead for 7 years? ▲ All this and more revealed... in this milestone episode!

J.C. weighs in on retrospection, future-casting and slackers.

Meet the ghosts of Larry's Christmas past ● The weight-lifter's trick that helps you beat the holiday blues ● The difference between lost Christmases and haunted ones ● What you can do today to make your Christmas (and life) more enjoyable ● The vilest holiday libation ● The greatest Christmas story of all ● Merry Christmas, everyone!

A preview of Larry's John McAfee interview! ●Why Larry's STILL glad he helped Charlie Brown commit suicide ● Why Coca Cola thinks you're a chooch ● The only 3 Christmas movies worth watching ● Why polar bears are NOT cute ● Larry disses cheap (but rich) party givers ● What's pissing by candlelight, and how can it be stopped? ● All this and more in this stark look at the hellidays!

Hitch a ride with Larry in his Christmas Time Machine ♦ Meet Larry's Magic Blue Star ♦ 39-18-33 = Barbie's measurements = Larry's first pointy crush ♦ Why knives can be better than guns ♦ Larry's secret Christmas place you'll never want to leave ♦ How Larry vandalized the family Christmas tree and got away with it ♦ Don't do Christmas without this episode!

You've never heard the REAL story behind Christmas… until now.

The BEST places to meet women (and there's no cover charge!) ♥ HOW to talk to women ♥ How to filter out the bad ones ♥ Chick magnets that work ♥ Where to find the right girl for you ♥ Common mistakes to avoid ♥ If you heed the advice in this episode, you will find a girlfriend by New Year's, or your money back!