Men who love women that mutilate them ■ John Wayne Bobbitt redux ■ Why neighbors are lousy eyewitnesses ■ Is Ohio the craziest state? ■ L.A. Larry preps for New England winter - is he doing it right? ■ Why birthdays beat anniversaries

The spelling bee from hell ■ The nun you'll love to hate ■ Why "experts" claim people don't listen ■ The lethal winter sport you never heard of ■ How Tony Robbins says you can hold an audience ■ How Spell Check and AI are making people (more) stupid ■ How YOU can help celebrate That Larry Show's 7th birthday!

How to say NO to manipulative charity ploys ■ Charities to avoid ■ The charity donation that brought Larry instant karma ■ How hotels make BILLIONS ripping you off ■ How to beat hotels at their own game ■ Outrageous charity pitches that should piss you off

Navigating the mine-field of family Thanksgiving ■ How to spend Thanksgiving alone -- and enjoy it! ■ The skeet shooting secret to help you evade disappointment ■ The high school embarrassment that improved Larry's life

How the left turned rebels into villains and conformists into heroes ■ The young girl killed by a monster who was enabled by gubmnt ■ The lefty Nashville DA who may be headed for jail ■ How Bush created compliance culture ■ Why politicians want a new name

6 Rock Star rules for getting to the top - and staying there ■ Keith Richards' unique diet ■ Why movie stars want to be rock stars ■ Why rock stars are better ■ The shape-shifting rocker ■ Larry's Giga-Chad pal ■ Why Stephen King is an idiot

Sick fads for stupid people ■ Why do libtards hate toy guns? ■ The best toy commercial of all time ■ The real reason Viet Nam war was unpopular ■ The bracelet that will make you rich and sexy ■ Why kettle bells are for dumb bells

Who's the ULTIMATE Halloween Masquerader? (Hint: You already know him) ■ The idiot "educator" that's banning Halloween ■ Larry's first costume (and why he hated it) ■ How safety freaks have ruined Halloween for kids ■ Larry's dad - super-hero/Zen Master