Sick fads for stupid people ■ Why do libtards hate toy guns? ■ The best toy commercial of all time ■ The real reason Viet Nam war was unpopular ■ The bracelet that will make you rich and sexy ■ Why kettle bells are for dumb bells

Who's the ULTIMATE Halloween Masquerader? (Hint: You already know him) ■ The idiot "educator" that's banning Halloween ■ Larry's first costume (and why he hated it) ■ How safety freaks have ruined Halloween for kids ■ Larry's dad - super-hero/Zen Master

Larry schools Megan Kelly & Dr. Drew ■ Restaurant mogul proves himself an idiot ■ Why non-compliance is not enough! ■ How Larry screwed corporations and chooches, free and legally! ■ How to manage YOUR time

AOC in clear heels on the stripper pole ■ How P.A.I.N. - Politician Asshole Intimidation Network will save the world ■ Larry summarizes U.S. History in 3 minutes! ■ The 1941 movie that foretold 2023 America ■ Who U.S. gubmnt wants you to hate now ■ How to put politicians in lockdown

How Commies have perverted the words violence and justice ■ Origins of "protected classes" and why you should reject the premise ■ Hear Hill Clinton orgasm over a hideous murder ■ Fast fix for smash & grab mobs and pedos ■ Why Commies hate religion, families and freedom ■ Why Larry LOVES Tony Montana

Dojo members - acknowledged and thanked ■ Behind the hidden door at the secret salon of TNS Dojo ■ Why the Dojo was established ■ The NO AGENDA connection/visit to a meetup ■ Why Autumn is Larry's fave' season

Biden's idiot codes ■ Codes they use when the ship is on fire/sinking ■ Codes waiters use to tell you which dish sux ■ Codes for STDs ■ The difference between films and movies ■ Why morons love industry jargon ■ What Antifa, Biden and Nazis have in common

12 year-old Larry discovers magic in the Catskill mountains ■ A tornado wrecks Larry's work ■ Crickets - God's gift to the lonely ■ How to turn a kid into a psycho with a phone app ■ If you listen to only one episode of this show - make it this one!