That Story Show - 90% Clean

We're letting our hair down this week. No structure. Just John and James kickin' it and sharing stories. Hope you enjoy as we dive headfirst into a grab-bag of hilarious and engaging topics: Lululemon. Boomers. John's recent colonoscopy. Weekly updates. Cuss word use. Whiplash Terry. Peppermint and more.

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Emilie shares some funnies from her homeschool reading of Dante's Inferno. James wears a truck costume. John gets a driveway pie. Mandy buys a used pig. Jimmy loses a shoe out a van window. Karen sees a guy having a wee. Plus middle schooler David wins a year of membership for his story about crying at soccer practice.

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Our very first theme show, "Bikes," debuted back in 2007. It's finally time to revisit the concept with a fresh spin!

Tim narrowly escapes disaster flying off a 5-foot dirt mound. Veronica shreds her knees but scores a treat after an ER trip. Bill’s twin brother lands a sweet ride, while AJ, an 18-year-old daredevil, takes on a 10-speed. Shelbi and her boyfriend survive a tandem bike crash, and Asher wipes out doing BMX tricks. Scott tests his luck with a stunt on an old-school Schwinn, and Myron’s friend’s DIY toe straps end in a ditch mishap. Plus, Veronica rocks high heels on a bike, and Drew shatters his fibula in the Patreon-exclusive bonus: Stuff That Didn't Fit on the Show.

John and I hope you have an absolutely amazing season, no matter how you celebrate the holidays!

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This week John's MIA so we're releasing the Patreon-Only Supporting Listener bonus content for episodes 489 and 490.

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James shares his review of a trampoline park and the ai generated reply from the owner. A listener from Ireland tries to hire a spider. A father chases off a boy with a baseball bat. Alex’s ancestors helped swallow a southern city. A teacher gets asked if she’s a Karen. Julia tries to drive before she wakes up.

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We asked for your best Wedding stories and you delivered. Blair’s brother barfs before Blair’s betrothal. Sarah shares a story of stranded spouses. Peggy pilfers a presidential penthouse. Edward remembers a recycled rhapsody. Tom’s bride saves scratch by stealing stems from a stiff. Stephanie's friend finds first aid after falling flat. And on the bonus show: Alex pays the piper to play without passing out. Karen can’t get into Canada. Plus our own wedding stories.

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Joe gets an itchy no-no. Marcella’s work is pot friendly. James survives a weird friendship test. Isaiah survives a hog fart. Lori meets too many snakes. Esther’s phone catches more than her dictated text. And in the after-show Torun’s Aunt waters the plants with no pants.

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James has the mind of a Middle schooler. John has the mind of a Homeschooler. Marcella’s husband isn’t chill at a Chili’s. Jacob is everyone’s favorite home. Oscar abuses his friend for extra Halloween candy. Jessica is scared to snorkel. Shay has a crushing crisis of conscience. Pat farts. He just farts. Amy finds that she has a fiendish friend. And Stephen takes the cake with his story!

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Jed dodges pushy missionaries with help from his clueless brother, while Ben sneaks around a school bathroom like a ninja. Sally accidentally sets a microwave ablaze, Justin nearly loses his coffee to a wanna-be mugger, Wes somehow gets glass embedded in his cheek, and Keith’s son terrifies neighborhood kids on Halloween. James's wife deals with exploding hot honey while John and his son aren't impressed with the neighbors Halloween decoration competition.

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