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Episode 111 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Who ordered a sausage fest with a side of sexiness?

Today’s Topic: Celebrity Sex Tapes.

Rule 34. ‘Nuff said.

Join Art and Lex as they welcome two guests this week (Al and Ben) for this very special episode. We’re bringing sexy back. Dad bods are in fashion, right? Hell, since we recorded this episode, Tommy Lee (not Jones) is in the news again for another picture of his wang. #topical

TWD Tip of the Week: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner, Fudge is Made.

Episode 110 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We’re the black fly in Alanis Morissette’s Chardonnay. Better than a death row pardon two minutes too late…

Today’s Topic: Alcohol and Hangovers.

Hey, drink enough and I promise you we’ll both start to look good. ❤️

Join Art and Lex and guest Kevin as they chat about booze and it’s aftermath. The former we can’t get enough of, the latter makes us hate our existence… until we decide to imbibe again. It’s a very abusive relationship. Just like the one we have with our listener-ship. Would someone please email us at [email protected]!? #prettyplease

TWD Tip of the Week: “Red sky at night, sailors' delight. Red sky at morning, sailors take warning.” You’re welcome, homie(s).

Episode 109 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Yeah, 6-hour car rides are the pits, but you could spend that time binging our show. Try not to laugh so hard you run off the road!

Today’s Topic: Vacations.

“I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.” We’re so sorry…

Join Art and Lex and new guests Anastasia and Michael as they chat about vacay. You know, the thing we save up hundreds (if not thousands) of $ for every year, only so we come back home more exhausted than we were to begin with. And we have to spend it with family members too. #notsofriendlyskies

TWD Tip of the Week: You have a better chance of being eaten by a bear while camping than you do winning the Mega Millions jackpot. Cha-ching!

Be sure to catch Michael on “Snake in the Grass” on USA!

Episode 108 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We’ve got more staying power than Pan Am.

Today’s Topic: Air Travel.

The TSA agents have given us more action than we’ve seen in a long, long time. 

Join Art and Lex and new guest Miranda as they chat about everyone’s least favorite part of vacation. I mean, unless you prefer endless layovers and paying hundreds (if not thousands) of dinero for a bag of peanuts, thimble full of cola and zero leg space. Speaking of Miranda, it’s Art’s worst nightmare… she’s a fellow “BBJ” practitioner like Lex. This podcast has finally become everything our dim-witted cohost ever envisioned. #bjj4life

TWD Tip of the Week: You didn’t really lose your luggage; your luggage just found a happy home.

Episode 107 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Hey, did you know it only took the deadliest pandemic in a century to bring us into your homes?

Today’s Topic: COVID-19.

This thing has more staying power than Justin Timberlake!

Join Art and Lex as they chat about the longest two weeks to flatten the curve ever. Oh, those blissful days of yore when everyone gave each other a six-foot berth. How we romanticize that time… because we’re anti-social, get it? #wockawocka

TWD Tip of the Week: The Yo Mama variant is very disappointed about your life choices… also her belt size is equator.

Episode 106 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Let’s be honest, we’re ALL on the naughty list.

Today’s Topic: Holidays.

If Thanksgiving is late this year, we riot!

Join Art, Lex, and Ben (Happy Hanukkah!) as they chat about their favorite holidays, their sexiest Halloween costumes and the best place to hide an Easter egg that doesn’t involve your ass. #goodtimes

TWD Tip of the Week: Only 167 shopping days until Christmas. That’d be accurate information if you downloaded this episode (and read the liner notes) the day it was posted. Wouldn’t you?

Episode 105 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

New season, same b.s. You know you love us.

Today’s Topic: Producers.

We’ve got a new one (Hi Dan!)… until we don’t (Bye Dan?)… it’s awkward.

Join Art, Lex, and a cavalcade (back-to-back weeks, baby!) of guests as they chat with our brand new (and now dearly departed) Producer. What is it that drives him over the edge? Art’s luscious locks? Lex’s innate sexiness? Or perhaps he’s just a quitter? If there’s one silver lining, we’re now only one Producer away from completing our Mount Rushmore of buffoonery. #squadgoals

TWD Tip of the Week: 80% of Apple podcasters quit after their first episode. At least we’re persistent!

Episode 104 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Two whole years in the can/down the drain. Huzzah!

Today’s Topic: Our year (or two) in review.

Come for the laughs, commiserate with the sadness.

Join Art, Lex, and a cavalcade of guests new-and-old as they talk about the show and what it means to them. It actually brings one of our panelists to tears. True story, bro. Or maybe that was just Art remembering what he used to look like. #sad

TWD Tip of the Week: Lex has made approximately 6,148 references to BBJ since this podcast launched. Ironically, this is the same number of times he’s been submitted.

Episode 103 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

If Mac Tonight didn’t give you nightmares, we sure as hell will.

Today’s Topic: Fast food.

So, it cuts a year (or ten) off your life. BFD! Isn’t a double whopper in the present more important than your grandkid’s graduation anyway? 

Americans might be fat, ugly and stupid, but at least we know how to eat, pal. Don’t you know obesity was once considered a status symbol? We’re just getting ahead of the curve for the new world order. The rest of you skinny-Minnie’s will have to deal with the consequences when you’re lined up against the wall.

Join Art, Lex, and BIG Ben as they discuss who has the best Whopper (LOL WUT), chicken nuggies and chocolate shakes. Considering we all have doubts about reaching 70 (literally touched on in the episode), you couldn’t ask for a better panel of experts. Now, just where is the McRib nowadays… ?

TWD Tip of the Week: Never hold the pickles, heathen.

Check out BIG Ben Kennedy's podcast!

Episode 102 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Our best advice for living off the grid? Lots of clean underwear. Either that or going commando.

Today’s Topic: Survivalism.

But let’s be honest. If you’re coming to us, you’re f-Ed already.

Whether the bombs have started to fall or you’re tired of those “gubment folks” in D.C. telling you how to live your life, it’s best to have some knowledge of living off the land. Like what mushrooms are edible. Or what poison dart frog poison gives you the best high!

Join Art, Lex, and Tim as they discuss what you can compost (i.e., everything) and you’re odds of survival (i.e., nada). But let’s be honest, you wouldn’t want to live in a world without this podcast. Speaking of, is it just us or did the world first start going to sh!t when we launched?

TWD Tip of the Week: Pee wherever you want. Just not within 90 feet of a school.