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Episode 131 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Even Richard Simmons couldn’t help us.

Today’s Topic: Weight loss.

No, power walking to the fridge doesn’t count!

Join Art and Lex, and their same group of friends from the holiday episode (it’s like we record these things back-to-back) as they kinda stay on topic. Truth be told, it’s kind of hard for everyone to stay on topic when drinking is involved. It’s even harder for your cohosts to pretend they like each other for this long. Although if there’s one things they can agree on, it’s that their ex-producers (!) all suck. Although thanks to Kenny for joining us for both episodes. #hugsandkisses

TWD Tip of the Week: “BBJ” is a good way to get in some cardio. Just sayin’.

Episode 130 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Same shit, different year.

Today’s Topic: Year in Review.

Things will get better next year, right? Right!?

Join Art and Lex as they look back at the year that was and pray/sacrifice to Cthulhu that 2023 will be their year. Their resolution is to get a million downloads (per month) this year. Hey, it’s either that or resort back to turning tricks. And that’s a road they’d rather not retread… for now. #SpringBreak99

TWD Tip of the Week: Only 364 shopping days ‘til next Christmas.

Episode 129 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Hope you like coal!

Today’s Topic: Christmas 2022.

Hopefully, we’re not covering the same topics from prior years…

Join Art and Lex, and a bunch of their friends as they wish you a Merry Christmas/Happy Hanukkah/Happy Kwanzaa/Happy Festivus. Speaking of the latter, we’ve certainly aired our fair share of grievances this year, but it’s all in good fun. In fact, we even have something special planned for our Year in Review episode next week. That’s called a tease, ya jabronies. Be there or be hexagonal. #nailedit

TWD Tip of the Week: Christmas Story > Die Hard. ‘Nuff said.

Episode 128 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

It’s “BBJ” time, bitches!

Today’s Topic: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

AKA: the bane of Art’s existence.

Join Art and Lex, and a bunch of people who have kicked the latter’s ass on the mat, as they discuss their addiction. Yes, it’s the art of folding laundry with people still inside. Hey, we have representation from blue belts, purple belts and brown belts on this episode. White belts were too scared to join… black belts had better things to do. #achybreakyheart

TWD Tip of the Week: Lex has yet to suffer a single defeat in the UFC.

Episode 127 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We’ve got something big and heavy for you to curl…

Today’s Topic: Weight training.

Because the biggest thing you lift everyday shouldn’t be your foot onto a scale.

Join Art and Lex, as they chat squats, kettlebells and everything in-between. At least I’m assuming that’s what this episode is about as a) it’s yet to be recorded and b) it’s set to post in t-minus 12 hours. Such is the life of the person who writes these synopses. Hell, I could probably write anything I want to about Art as he’s not even going to read this while editing. That’s the kinda quality we bring you every week. #allforyou

TWD Tip of the Week: Remember quality over quantity when it comes to reps. Even if it’s just a 10-pound dumbbell, dumbbell.

Episode 126 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We’re thankful Tofurky wasn’t served at our table…

Today’s Topic: Thanksgiving/Black Friday.

We’re just as glad to be rid of the relatives as you are. 

Join Art and Lex, and their friend Ben, as they talk about a holiday (and shopping) that are a few days past, but at least we’re present for Cyber Monday. Maybe we’ll plan better for Hanukah/Christmas/Kwanzaa/Festivus. At the very least, we’ll need to stock up and glue and elbow macaroni for the presents. #hardknocklife

TWD Tip of the Week: Every time Mariah Carey sings, an angel plummets off a bridge.

Episode 125 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

For whom the bell rolls…though for us, a slide whistle would be more apropos.

Today’s Topic: Death.

Can we all agree that William Sadler killed it as the Grim Reaper?

Join Art and Lex, and their friend Kelly, as they talk about where they’ll spend eternity. It’s well known all dogs go to heaven (well, maybe not Hitler’s dog), but I wouldn’t hold out much hope for your favorite podcast team. Might wanna pack the SPF 5000…

TWD Tip of the Week: There’s only three constants in life: death, taxes and Spaghetti Tuesday.

Episode 124 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Yo, we’re goin’ old school!

Today’s Topic: Master Debaters.

If you say it quick enough, it sounds like a double entendre…

Join Art and Lex, along with their friends Al and Ben, for this “very special episode” where they maybe/kinda/sorta go back to the roots of the podcast. Everyone brings a topic and debates it’s merits. It’s like the McLaughlin Group… meets Crystal Meth. Hell, Lex is so flabbergasted by the end that he even jacks up his weekly segment. #squadgoals

TWD Tip of the Week: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt… dumbass.

Episode 123 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We need your reviews, like Lex needs a root canal. Oh wait!

Today’s Topic: Dentistry.

For when tying your tooth to a doorknob just doesn’t work.

Join Art, Lex, and their frenemy Ben as they talk their not so pearly whites and how they came to this sad state. Well, most of them at least. Artholomew is quick to point out his teeth are impeccable as he sleeps next to his toothbrush, much to his wife Ashley’s chagrin. If only his make pattern baldness was so easy to handle. #aswingandamiss

TWD Tip of the Week: Wayne Gretzky had three front teeth knocked out a week after getting his braces off. LOL

Episode 122 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

That’s an ugly mask, homie. Kudos! Wait — what do you mean you’re not wearing one?

Today’s Topic: Halloween.

That one night of the year when we all get dressed up for a podcast. Mensa candidates we’re not.

Join Art, Lex and a Who’s Who of their guests (seriously, who are they?) as they discuss chilling tales, such as the fact Election Day is right around the corner. Jinkies! As are Art and Lex’s birthdays. The sum of their ages puts them in octogenarian territory. Zoinks! But the scariest thing of all… the beating of that heart from beneath your floorboard. Or maybe you just need a new water heater? #PoeYouDidnt

TWD Tip of the Week: Don’t eat any unwrapped candy or lick any yellow snow.