That Was Disappointing...

Episode 141 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

*insert stonks meme*

Today’s Topic: Stocks.

Be honest, you’d be better served lighting a barrel (okay, thimble) of your money on fire. 

Join Art and Lex, along with their friends Ben and Michael, as they do their best to understand the stock market. Think of it like the infinite monkey theorem, which states that a monkey hitting random keys at a keyboard will eventually produce the complete works of William Shakespeare. We know a thing or two about Doge though. #tothemoon

TWD Tip of the Week: Panicked investors didn’t really jump from windows on Black Thursday. Next you’ll tell us one of the Munchkins didn’t really hang themselves. Nice try!

Episode 140 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Bet you didn’t know the ship sinks at the end of Titanic…

Today’s Topic: Movie twists.

Yeah, you might wanna stick your fingers in your ears. 

Join Art and Lex, along with their friends Dan and Al, as they do their best NOT to discuss The Sixth Sense (they fail) and wax nostalgic about their own careers in the film industry. Hell, even Lex has an entry on IMDB. Except his film didn’t have any plot twists… it just sucked. Art would know, he directed it. #notevenworthyofaRazzie

TWD Tip of the Week: The real twist in Shuttter Islamd is that Leonardo DiCaprio had a wife his own age.

Episode 139 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We know you’ve already broken your New Year’s resolutions, fatty.

Today’s Topic: Failed endeavors.

We’re approaching 150 episodes, so at least we’re not talking about ourselves. Even if we haven’t monetized this yet... Hmph.

Join Art and Lex, and their frenemy Ben (again!?), as they chat about failures, mulligans, and even more failures. But hey, you’ve gotta be able to laugh at yourself, right? One day you look like Dawson Leery the next you’re Uncle Fester. *coughs* Not that Lex has any reason to crow. This is the guy whose mid-life crisis has him rolling around on a dingy mat with a bunch of sweaty men. #CarelessWhisper

TWD Tip of the Week: Blockbuster once passed on buying a little known DVD-by-mail company named Netflix for $50 million. LOL

Episode 138 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We haven’t been this stressed since the SAT!

Today’s Topic: Common Core Math.

What is it? I don’t think any of us are particularly sure…

Join Art and Lex, and their frenemy Ben, as they shoot the breeze about the gunk your youngin’s are being taught in school nowadays. And while you’re at it, get off our lawns. Unless you’re hot… then get into our pants. What do you mean we have to stay 50 feet away from schools? #25toLife

TWD Tip of the Week: Latitude: 40° 29' 17.99" N, Longitude: -69° 50' 59.99" W. You’re welcome.

Episode 137 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

“Qu'est-ce que c'est?

Fa-fa-fa-fa, fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa”

Today’s Topic: Serial Killers.

We’re not saying ex-Producer Dave has any relation to Jack the Ripper, but we’re not not saying it either.

Join Art and Lex, as they chat about our obsession with these undesirables. You know, the ones that would decorate the top of their Christmas tree with your skull. Hell, they might even use your spinal cord as garland! Personally, we blame Anthony Hopkins and his sexy voice for helping these jerkoffs reach near cult-like status. That bad karma led to him starring in The Road to Wellville. #MatthewBroderickkilledsomeome

TWD Tip of the Week: Some people are attracted to serial killers. Ladies…

Episode 136 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Mrs. Fields and Ernest J. 'Ernie' Keebler still have beef.

Today’s Topic: Versus.

We’re talking all scenarios, buckaroo. Even podcasts. *cracks knuckles*

Join Art and Lex, along with Ashley (the former’s very understanding/totally despondent wife) and Ben, as they chat about their favorite matchups throughout history. We’re talking When Harry Met Sally… with bloodshed. Hell, by episode’s end, your two cohosts with the most (read: least) are ready to challenge each other. Who wins in the battle between “BBJ” and whatever the hell it is that Art does? You’ll just have to tune in and find out.

TWD Tip of the Week: He-Man is still cooler than G.I. Joe. Don’t @ us.

Episode 135 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We finally went there.

Today’s Topic: Flatulence.

aka gas from your ass, aka toot from your boot, aka hum from your bum ad nauseum...

Join Art and Lex, along with Ashley (the former’s very understanding/totally despondent wife), as we discuss the thing that’s a result of the musical fruit… or literally anything that Lex eats. Did you know there was a famous flatulist named Joseph Pujol? Homie could literally fart on command and lived from 1857 to 1945. If he was only born a century later… he could’ve guested on this podcast. #somestarsburntoobright

TWD Tip of the Week: Everyone farts.

Episode 134 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

“Smoke Weed Everyday.”

Today’s Topic: Drugs.

Both legal and illegal. What’s it to you, Narc?

Join Art and Lex, along with their friend Kenny, as they discuss all the good stuff. We’re talkin’ uppers and downers, and hell, even Metamucil might get an honorable mention. Whatever you want, your favorite neighborhood drug dealer has in ample stock. Just tell them Sexy Lexy and/or Party Arty sent ya. #aliasFTW

TWD Tip of the Week: The recreational use of cannabis has now been legalized in 21 states. This year’s slate of bake sales is going to be lit… literally!

Episode 133 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We like to talk about things that have multiple meanings since we can't decide on one. Case in point...

Today’s Topic: Subs.

Four letters, a world of possibilities. Sandwiches? Sex stuff? Teachers? Criminal Minds reference?

Join Art and Lex Ben (sitting in for Mr. BBJ himself), along with friends Miranda and Kelly, as they start talking about the various themes under the theme, but unsurprisingly devolve into talking about awkward BBJ boners and other nonsense. Oh, and where is Joe? He's cooling off in the drunk tank after getting into an altercation with a policeman's horse over a bottle of Boone's Farm. He'll be back when get the bail money together... Maybe.

TWD Tip of the Week: Never look a gift, or police, horse in the mouth. Or comment about their genitals.

Episode 132 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We kid because we love. But you can still suck our balls.

Today’s Topic: Roasts.

As in, talking smack about others out of “love.” We don’t really hate Ben. Or do we?

Join Art and Lex, along with their friends Kat, Ken and Miranda, as they talk about some of their favorite zingers and point out their biggest flaws. Like Lex is just too good at “BBJ.” And Art’s Hollywood career has seen him spend too much time in the spotlight. That’s the hard-hitting analysis you can expect from this show. #betterthanyou

TWD Tip of the Week: Penis size should always be off limits.