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Episode 161 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Whiskey on the rocks… hold the whiskey.

Today’s Topic: Heat.

Yeah, it’s sweltering, but the surface of the sun is still hotter, ya babies.

Join Art and Lex, along with their frenemy Ben and the lovely Kat, as they chat about the sun and the havoc it’s currently unleashing on our pale blue dot. Oh, save it you climate cultists. Trying to blame humanity for the current crisis is like blaming the person who pulled the trigger when it’s actually the gun that fired the shot. Did that argument make sense? Ww always wanted to be in the Debate Club, if only for the groupies. #ladies

TWD Tip of the Week: The temperature drops 3.5 degrees for every 1,000 feet. At 6,000 feet, it is barely 70 degrees. You’ll be comfy at the top of Mount Everest. Dead… but comfy. ❤️

Episode 160 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Perhaps we should’ve held a telethon instead.

Today’s Topic: Brainstorming

The future of That Was Disappointing that is. No, we won’t do the Full Monty… yet.

Join Art and Lex as they chat about ideas they have for the That Was Disappointing brand. Can we even call this a brand? You think we’d at least need an official lunchbox or something. I mean, the goal is to eventually have a licensed sex toy like anal beads, but there’s nothing wrong with starting small. If our underwear has taught us anything, it’s that good things come in small packages. #growersnotshowers

TWD Tip of the Week: Our show will continue to be a good substitute for Metamucil for the foreseeable future.

Episode 159 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Ba Da Ba Ba Bah… your arteries are clogging!

Today’s Topic: McDonald’s.

Suck it, BK!

Join Art and Lex, along with their friend Kat and frenemy Ben, as they chat all things Mickey D’s. Unlike the McRib, we’re here every week. Unfortunately, we have the same quality control as the ice cream machine. We can surprise you though…. just like the Grimace Shake. Speaking of, did you know there’s a TikTok Challenge associated with it now. You should totally download this episode (and all of our others) just to get in on the ground floor of the next big trend. #prettyplease

TWD Tip of the Week: McDonald’s makes over $75 million each day. Nearly as much as Yo Mama!

Episode 158 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Come for the earthquakes, stay for the wildfires.

Today’s Topic: LA.

No, not Louisiana, ya goof.

Join Art and Lex, along with their friends Ashley (the former’s long-suffering wife), the always lovely Kelly, and Ben & Al (2 frenemies for the price of 1), as they chat all things about the City of Angels. Heck, 5 of the 6 people on tonight’s episode live there or spend most of their time there. Lex is the only lame-o. Shocking, we know. Should he bring his killer “BBJ” skills to the west coast or is there already enough beefcakes in the Beverly Hills zip code? Well, one less now. #RIPDylanMcKay

TWD Tip of the Week: LeBron sucks!

Episode 157 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

You didn’t really think we’d end the show without playing the song, did you?

Today’s Topic: Titanic.

Spoiler alert: it sinks.

Join Art and Lex, along with their friend Kelly and frenemy Ben, as they chat about ill-fated submersibles, Rose’s boobs and Rose being a boob. “It’s been 84 years” since this ship first captured the public eye, and if recent events are any indication, its legend will never die… unlike Jack. #BillyZane4life

TWD Tip of the Week: 30 minutes without your cohost (and more importantly your soundboard) is weird…

Episode 156 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Death, taxes, and these asshats.

Today’s Topic: Season 3 Retrospective.

Can you believe we’ve been doing this b.s for 3 years!? We swear the next 3 will be smooth sailing…

Join Art and Lex, as they talk format changes, garbage ex-producers, and fatherhood. The world has changed a lot in the last 3 years. Unjust wars, attempted coups, the McRib being retired… it’s brutal out there. We hope we’ve brought a little levity into your life during this darkest of timelines. If little else, at least you know there’s always our buffoonery you can fall back on. #chickeninthemorning

TWD Tip of the Week: OceanGate is advertising an immediate opening for a Sub Pilot. This is not a joke!

Episode 155 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

The answer to one of life’s greatest mysteries: He who smelt it/dealt it.

Today’s Topic: Whodunnit!

How are we still on the air!? Archeologists will be exploring this topic millennia from now.

Join Art and Lex, along with their frenemy Ben, as they chat about murder, disappearances and “BBJ.” To be fair, it is a mystery why Lex keeps up with it, considering how much he sucks at it. But the greatest mystery of all is “Terry,” who continues to torture us with emails containing, err… scheisse porn. What did we ever do to deserve this? Is our podcast so bad that it’s used to elicit confessions at Guantanamo? #whoowesusroyalties

TWD Tip of the Week: Nearly half of U.S. murders go unsolved. Sweet dreams…

Episode 154 of That Was Disappointing is Live. Again.

We screwed up the first recording so here goes take 2!

You say BLT, we say Elvis.

Today’s Topic: Sandwiches.

Does anyone actually eat bologna?

Join Art and Lex, along with their friend Ken and Art's better half Ashley, as they chat about tortas, paninis, grilled cheeses, clubs, piadina romagnolas, reubens, submarines… *loud breath* croque-monsieur, banh mi, po’ boy, francesinha, cheesesteak, cuban, etc. Hell, Lex hasn’t even heard of a quarter of this stuff, which is why he gave up on making any of these terms plural. That’s the kind of dedication you can always depend on from your favorite podcast crew. #pbj4life

TWD Tip of the Week: Art never met a sandwich he didn’t like… other than fluffernutter.

Episode 153 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

This will be a shitshow.

Today’s Topic: Politics.

Bring your popcorn… and your flame retardant suit.

Join Art and Lex, along with their friends ex-Producer Kenny and Kelly (we actually like her!), as they chat the swamp, debt ceilings, and sexy interns. Are we trying to get cancelled? If you’ve seen our viewership numbers, you’d know that’s not a major concern for us. It seems like everyone has an opinion about what’s happening in our nation’s capital. And you know what they say about opinions and assholes. A more apt description of Congress there is not. #clownstotheleftofmejokerstotheright

TWD Tip of the Week: No one in Washington D.C., regardless of party affiliation, gives a damn about you. The More You Know!

Episode 152 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

What do you mean we’ve been replaced by a toaster?

Today’s Topic: A.I.

No, not that horrible Steven Spielberg movie.

Join Art and Lex, along with their friend Burke (long time no see), as they chat Skynet, sexbots and “They took er jerbs!” Hey, if the pandemic didn’t kill us, I think we’re safe from the vengeance of Roomba. Besides, it’s gonna take a while to

workout the kinks anyway, meaning we’ll be long dead and it’ll be our children (if not our children’s children) that have to fight the machines. #suckstobethem

TWD Tip of the Week: Google CEO Sundar Pichai claimed that AI would be more transformative to humanity (as a species) than electricity and fire. Still a distant second to Pornhub though.