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Episode 151 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Don’t blame us if you get a song (or three) stuck in your head. 

Today’s Topic: Tacos.

We’ll call it “Taco Thursday.” Taco John’s doesn’t want this smoke. 

Join Art and Lex, along with their friends Miranda (yay!) and Ben (boo!), as they chat all things tortilla-related. Heck, even Chocolate Tacos make the cut. Art you hungry yet? We’re nearly at the halfway mark for 2023, so your New Year’s resolution has already been left in the dust. What’s one more item to clog your arteries? We’re sure this won’t be the one that leads to your quadruple bypass. #pinkyswear

TWD Tip of the Week: American consume 4.5 billion tacos annually… fattie.

Episode 150 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Milestone, schmilestone.

Today’s Topic: Episode 150

Read that episode number again. It’s par-tay time, fools.

Join Art and Lex, and a litany of their friends, as they celebrate the show’s sesquicentennial. Embarrassing Art stories, the economics of baseball cards and the Writers Guild of America strike, are all topics of discussion. Hey, at least we’re keeping it topical with the latter. Perhaps this show should become a contemporary McLaughlin group? Lex already has the sexiness of Pat Buchanan down pat. #schwing

TWD Tip of the Week: Only The Simpsons has lasted longer than we have. True story.

Episode 149 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Gordon Lightfoot lives!

Today’s Topic: Gordon Lightfoot.

Lex would really like a mulligan on 2023…

Join Art and Lex, along with none (!) of their friends, as they honor the life and legacy of Gord, who sadly passed away due to natural causes on May 1st of this year. And Keith Richard’s just keeps on truckin’. Pun intended. There’s a lesson to be learned from this… or not. #DrugsareBadMkay

TWD Tip of the Week: From the Detroit Free Press, “Decades ago, in the final verse of his most beloved hit, Gordon Lightfoot depicted a solemn scene at Mariners’ Church of Detroit: "The church bell chimed 'til it rang 29 times / For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.”

At 3 p.m. Tuesday, the bell at Mariners’ Church rang out again — now chiming 30 times to honor those perished sailors along with the artist who famously memorialized them in song.” *blows nose*

Episode 148 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Cats rule, dogs drool!

Today’s Topic: Cats vs. Dogs.

We all have our preference. Well, except for that one weirdo with the pet tarantula…

Join Art and Lex, and their friends (and the former’s bae) Ashley and Kat, as they discuss the pros/cons of canines and felines. No one’s changing anyone’s mind (about their individual preferences), but I think we all agree on the fact that cats are asshats and dogs are dumb. That just makes them more endearing… especially if you’re a sadomasochist like Lex. #loveshispussy

TWD Tip of the Week: “The nose print of dogs, cats and other animals is unique – much like a human fingerprint.” Yeah, but what about their butthole?

Episode 147 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Monopoly has ruined more families than political debates at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Today’s Topic: Board Games.

6 panelists and none of us mentioned Yahtzee or Jenga. Laaaame…

Join Art and Lex, and a menagerie of their friends including Kelly, Ben, ex-producer Dave and newcomer Pete, as they chat about fun ways to pass the time… other than whacking it. Seriously though, is there anything better than playing a good old-fashioned board game. Hell, it even trumps video games. (Drunk) Twister > Halo. But to be fair, Red Dead Redemption 2 > The Game of Life. #RIPArthurMorgan

TWD Tip of the Week: Battleship was a critical flop at the box office, but it still made more money than everyone on this podcast (combined) will see in their lifetimes. Et tu, Rihanna.

Episode 146 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

Rule 34 states there must be pornographic materials featuring Mr. Clean.

Today’s Topic: Spring Cleaning.

Out with the old, in with the hay fever.

Join Art and Lex, and their friends (and the former’s bae) Ashley and Kelly, as they chat about that time of year when you’re kinda forced to scrub the commode. It’s a pint-sized episode this time as people have beer bread to bake, dying batteries to account for, and bedtime to consider. Thankfully, this is a podcast, otherwise you’d understand why Lex needs his “beauty” sleep. In all seriousness, he has a face that launched a thousand ships. #intheoppositedirection

TWD Tip of the Week: Carpets hold a serious amount of dirt. About as much as Art’s little black book. Holla!

Episode 145 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

“It’s-a me, Lex!”

Today’s Topic: Mario.

You know, the OG of 8-bit. 

Join Art and Lex (you mean it wasn’t permanent?) and their frenemy Ben (again!?), as they chat about princesses in another castle, that stupid sun enemy and the mind**** of an ending to Super Mario Bros. 2. No love for the cape feather!? And what about Yoshi, ya asshats. It’s like these guys aren’t even getting paid for this. #cananyonespareadime

TWD Tip of the Week: Did you know Milli Vanilli guest-starred in an episode of "The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3? That’s enough internet for one day…

We are putting something special into our 2nd and 3rd favorite face-holes!

Join hosts Kenny and Ryan, along with Producer Art, as they forego guests in favor of hearing themselves talk about the Metaverse, April Fools Pranks, Chip Updates, and so much more!

Thanks to this week’s sponsors, RED BULL and the NRA.

Fortune bless this New America and the Empire!

Episode 143 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We can’t make everyone happy. We’re not pizza…

Today’s Topic: Regional Cuisine.

Join Art, his almost-perfect-wife Ashley, Kelly, and Al as they chew the proverbial fat about food both local and exotic. But… wait, no Lex? Nope! He really got into the boiling pot this time and is back in the slammer. Not sure when he’ll be paroled, but we will regret his return when it comes.

So put on your lobster bib, loosen your unfashionable pants, and get ready to leave the table unsatisfied because that’s what we’re servin’! BOOM, roasted! Like delicious broccoli!

TWD Tip of the Week: Nothing brings people together like food. Especially free food. And orgies. Those work too. So have a catered orgy and you’ll be über popular! #sociallifehack

Episode 142 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

“The password is… Pathetic Podcasts.”

Today’s Topic: Game Shows.

We’re currently in the red, so it’s doubtful we’re sticking around for Final Jeopardy.

Join Art and Lex, and their frenemy Ben (again!?), as they chat about (legal) ways to make lots of money. Like, did you know Ben won an all expenses paid trip to Aruba on Let’s Make A Deal. He accomplished all that even with the restraining order that Wayne Brady’s taken out against him. #someguyshavealltheluck

TWD Tip of the Week: Ken Jennings win streak has NOTHING on our weekly episode streak. “Suck it, Trebek!”