This week Haron and King serve up pure chaos: kids being yeeted through wedding photos (the only podcast where babies become photo props), mums hijacking speeches to save marriage “for God and country” (Bible studies meets open mic night), and ninja vows that escalate into someone secretly buying a six-figure HSV.

Somehow, between rants about Cockbuster Video and watching VHS dating tapes that should probably be in the hands of the FBI, they still manage to plan the Two Montys charity wedding auction, complete with disco balls, magicians, and a desperate cry for someone to make cocktails.

It’s weddings, weirdness, and way too much honesty. Like a reception speech that should’ve been cut off ten minutes ago.

The Montys are back, coffees in hand and already taking the p*** out of each other. This week, it’s all about weddings that spiral into “organised chaos,” why the shoe game never really works, and how sometimes a packed run sheet just means more fun for the MC.

Haron brings tales from a South Gippsland fairytale wedding, complete with mum’s wisdom that had the crowd in stitches, while The King relives a reception that turned into crowd control duty. The lads also dive into destination weddings, dodgy gift etiquette, and why showing up should sometimes be enough of a present.

Plenty of laughs, a few too many opinions, and an ending joke that’ll make you wince just as much as you laugh.

The King and Haron are back in the studio on Riverside, but not before they catch up on a busy few weeks. The King recaps a "goat party" fundraiser he attended for a Newcastle photographer. Haron then talks about a last-minute trip to the Hunter Valley for a couple of days of wine tasting and good food.

The pair also share their pet peeves, from the stress of Book Week and unoriginal costumes to wedding guests who show up late. Haron tells a hilarious story about a friend's embarrassing moment during a "welfare check" at a sex party. The friend, thinking someone was in a cubicle, found a broom closet instead. The King recounts a bizarre tale of an irate neighbor who drove a truck through a venue's front gate after a band performance.

The King also discusses his ongoing battle to get his domain name back after it lapsed and was snatched up by an auction site.

Finally, they reveal the big news about the

2026 Two Monty's Charity Wedding Event. The wedding will be held on July 24, 2026, at Adams Peak Country Estate and Barn. All proceeds will go to the Hunter Breast Cancer Foundation. The King also announces the first confirmed vendor, Monkey Place Catering, who is the exclusive caterer for Adams Peak.

The Montys are back, this time with fresh linen chat, questionable cocktails, and the return of their infamous side-tracks. From the joys (and failures) of online sheet shopping to oversized wine pours, awkward Uber etiquette, and a few too many stories about nudes gone wrong, nothing is off-limits.

Along the way they cover weddings, plasma donations, oddball Facebook groups, and why AI jokes should be banished forever. There’s listener shoutouts, accidental overshares, and the usual chaos you’ve come to expect.

It’s unfiltered, unpredictable, and just as loose as ever.

Episode 85 of the 2 Monty’s Podcast is a wild mix of wedding world gossip, bizarre encounters, and questionable life choices. The King kicks things off with a story about working alongside a magician at a wedding whose tricks were so good they had vendors following him around like groupies. From there, the lads dive into the ethics of borrowing (and returning) adult toys, a “Scrub Daddy” lookalike encounter, and why vendors should always be fed before guests. There’s also a rite-of-passage tale about a group of 18-year-olds learning the hard way that strip clubs aren’t charities, plus a surprisingly passionate debate about whether content creators belong in the photography directory. It’s equal parts inappropriate, oddly insightful, and laugh-out-loud ridiculous, classic 2 Monty’s.

Strap in. This isn’t a podcast so much as a controlled demolition of normality. Adam basically loses his mind live on air, if you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like when someone’s ADHD medication starts to fade, get ready. What begins with a philosophical detour about time spirals into dog-induced vacuum wars, the sacred debate over toast versus sandwich bread, parenting anecdotes that blur into culinary disasters, and a string of absurd games that feel like emotional dodgeball.

We run through mythbusting, one-star local reviews that read like performance art, bizarre “would you rather” flavours, sleeping-in-socks red flags, and a borderline manifesto on microwaves and fried rice. There’s sweaty energy, unfiltered rants, unexpected nostalgia, and the kind of tangents that somehow loop back into something resembling cohesion, almost.

If you like your podcasts messy, unpolished, loud and strangely comforting, this is the one. Chaos, comedy, honesty and a little existential crisis all wrapped in one episode.

This week we’re joined by our brilliant mate Julie Muir. Celebrant, mentor, writer and (accidental) stand-up comedian.

We cover everything from ADHD diagnosis and how it's shaped Julie’s life and work, to the chaos of working in the wedding industry, the crushing weight of Instagram, and the unexpected joy of taking a mid-career creative sabbatical. There’s also a heated discussion about cruises, saggy balls, and a spicy margarita gift that nearly steals the show.

It’s chaotic, honest, hilarious and surprisingly heartfelt.

If you're self-employed, neurodivergent, or just trying to figure out your sh**—this one’s for you.

Jordan from JP Creative Photo & Film joins the Montys, but good luck hearing her over the boys as they do what they do best, talk over the top of our guests. They cover wedding punch–ups, chaotic family dynamics, and actually drop a helpful tip: give your photographer a family photo list. Seriously, it can help avoid some seriously awkward moments.

Check out Jordan’s work at:

www.jpcreativephotoandfilm.com.au

The Montys are joined by a friend of the pod, Ray Gibbons, who walks us through traffic infringement chaos, accidental licence suspensions, corporate sleuthing, and his new venture, Shiny Disco Balls.

Along the way, they uncover shady domain name drama, the stress of running multiple businesses with zero admin access, and somehow manage to shoehorn in a live plug for Ray's photo booth empire mid-tax evasion confession.

Britt is back in the studio and she’s brought cannoli and her very own neon sign. That’s the kind of guest commitment we can get around.

Things unravel quickly. The King ends up with a suspicious dusting of icing sugar down his shirt that looks a lot like you know what. Britt runs a pop-up affirmation session. The Montys twist every wholesome sentiment into something deeply unhelpful and vaguely offensive.

It’s messy, sugary and somehow still inspiring.