The 3 Brain Cells

Welcome to The Chaos Bowl, where logic goes to die and the questions get weird. We’re pulling totally random prompts from our chaos bowl and answering on the spot: What’s our villain origin story? Would we survive a zombie apocalypse? What crime would we commit? It’s unfiltered, unplanned, and unbelievably unhinged. Buckle up! It’s about to get wild, slightly delusional, and deeply unserious.

We’re deep-fried, sugar-coated, and ready to judge. In this episode, we dive into the brand-new foods hitting the Minnesota State Fair this year. We'll be rating everything from “absolutely we’re waiting in line” to “they should be arrested for this.” From the sweet to the spicy to the suspicious, we’re giving our honest takes and deciding what’s worth the money, the calories, and the food baby. Catch us spiraling over pickle everything and deep-fried chaos. 🌽🎡✨

What happens when you give three sleep-deprived sisters microphones and no script? You get the most unhinged game of Would You Rather you've ever heard. In this episode, we throw out the rulebook and make up wild, weird, and slightly concerning “would you rather” questions on the spot. Nothing is off-limits, so prepare for chaos, laughter, and a few scenarios we probably should’ve kept to ourselves.

They say wisdom comes with age… but sometimes it comes wrapped in the most unhinged advice you’ve ever heard. In this episode, we unpack some of the wildest pearls of “wisdom” we’ve gotten from older generations, like “don’t grow old” (um, thanks?) and “never have kids” (yikes). But in true 3 Brain Cells fashion, we somehow end up deep-diving into Gen Alpha slang and wondering if we’re already out of touch.

It’s chaotic, it’s honest, and it’s giving… “what are the kids even saying these days?” 👵🧠📱

New name, same chaos.

Welcome to The 3 Brain Cells! 🎉 This week, we're continuing our deep dive into relationships, but this time we're skipping past the butterflies and getting real about what comes after “I do.” From navigating marriage and raising tiny humans to surviving retirement and holding hands in the nursing home, we're talking about love that lasts (and sometimes limps).

It’s funny, it’s honest, it’s a little emotional. And yes, we still find time for a few unexpected tangents (would it even be us if we didn’t?).

We started in the talking stage... and somehow ended up planning someone’s hypothetical wedding in our notes app. In this week’s episode, we dive headfirst into the beautifully messy pipeline from first dates to full-on engagements with plenty of detours into red flags, unhinged DMs, wedding hot takes, and the occasional emotional spiral.

Whether you're single, cuffed, situationshipped, or just here for the tea, grab your drink (or your therapist), because things are about to get wildly unserious.

From the cinnamon challenge to eating Tide Pods (why???), we're diving into the most unhinged internet trends our generation somehow lived through. Join us as we laugh, cringe, and question humanity while recalling the wildest challenges the internet has ever offered—and maybe the ones that were lowkey our intrusive thoughts. Don’t worry, no brain cells were harmed in the making of this episode (we think).

It started with a little Disney slander (as it should). We aired our grievances about the live-action remakes—because why are they like that??—and somehow ended up reimagining them as horror films. Think The Little Mermaid, but actually terrifying. Beauty and the Beast, but the beast stays a beast. Join us as we spiral into chaotic storytelling, wild what-ifs, and laugh way too hard at our own creepy concepts.

Grab your mug. It’s storytime… the unhinged edition.

The Crunchyroll Anime Awards came and went, and honestly? We were kind of impressed. In this episode, we dive into the nominees, winners, and all the chaos in between—no rage, just vibes (okay, maybe a little rage). Join us as we reflect on the shows that swept, the moments that made us cry, and why some anime deserve more love than the internet gives them.

Grab your mug and come hang out with us—it's anime talk, beyond the ratings.

In this episode, we fully embrace our delusions (a.k.a. dreams) and spill all about the wildest versions of our future selves. From dream homes to fantasy careers to totally unrealistic—but still iconic—goals, we’re laying it all out. It’s chaotic, it’s inspiring, it’s deeply unserious and a little too real. Whether you’re living in reality or just visiting, this one’s for the dreamers. 💭✨

P.S. It’s a shorter episode this week—life’s been life-ing and we’re tired, but we still showed up (delusions and all).