The 40k Badcast

Hope you're ready for some strong, uneducated opinions, because dumbass is back on the menu, boys! This time Dan and Crumbo talk about grown men moving their toys from one box to another, the Brave Little Toaster, and Dan rips in to other Raven Guard players with no provocation! They deserve it, though, trust us.

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Welcome back, fuckos! This time the fellas are talking inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue and the monster that crushes it, where the real pain comes from in a penitent engine, and Campbell has some interesting thoughts about how much pooping goes on at the Nova Open! This podcast sounds terrible! Why do you listen to it?!

I guess you can interact with these two idiots on Twitter, but why?!

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They'll respond if you email, but it will probably just be toxic nonsense.

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It is almost unimaginable that you would want to give them money for this, or anything else, but maybe you're playing 5-dimensional chess or some shit.

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The hell world of 2019 continues as the boys are back for their first regular episode in more than a month! They're talkin' GW's brand new marine unit: Primaris Intercoursers, making more than one joke about Slipknot, and a very long discussion about pizza, because they have about 6 brain cells between them (Dan has five of them). Also, this episode somehow clock in at under 90 minutes, so please make sure to congratulate them on their restraint.

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In the continued tradition of the Summer of Bullshit, the fellas are back to regale you with tales from the 2019 Nova Open! Well, one of them has tales. Anyways, join them for the ups and down of the new marine codex (there are no downs), the reappearance of a beloved character, and hear the siren's call for a drink named after war crimes! You can't miss this one!

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It's never too late to pick a side in the eternal war between Sports and Anime.

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The most literate Warhammer 40,000 podcast on the planet has returned with yet another brave and handsome installment! They fellas talk grundles and when to look behind them, woods porn, and review the brand new Space Marine codex! Hot diggity! They also immediately derail the show with a discussion of crab rangoon of all things! What a couple of jokers!

Please make sure to stick around after the end music for an important update about the show.

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Who's ready for our girthiest episode yet! Thanks, new Marine Codex! The fellas briefly touch on new marines, debate the usefulness of Larry Bird on a battlefield in the 41st millennium, and do some hard hitting investigative reporting on ork dicks. So trap in, grab a loved one, and get ready to feel the rhythm, because the fellas are back, and they're not leaving for at least two hours!

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I cut out the part of the show where we talked shit about our own Patreon, but now I'm including it in the description! What's wrong with me?!

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Fuckin' get your shit together, because the yukk hucksters are back huckin' yukks, and not givin' fucks! A quick warning: the month-long absence of the 40k Badcast is explained in the first few minutes and things get heavy very quickly. After that, though, things get stupid once more! The fellas use impressive vocabulary, piss off both Italians AND Greeks, show off their impressive accent impressions, and serve up some steamin' hot Metallica takes. Feel lucky, fuckos, because the bois are BACK!

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Summer's on the wane, but it's never too late to grab a Cult of the Swole-Armed Emperor shirt!

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Dan and Cam are back to basics in this extra-girthy 53rd installment! They talk managing relationships and hobbying, which Primarch couples would be extra kawaii, and Dan won't shut the fuck up about his stupid wedding. Did he throw his now-wife's instructions to not go to the Taco Bell Cantina on their wedding day out the window and enjoy the forbidden pleasures of a Baja Blast Margarita? Only time will tell!

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We just talked about AoS with a special guest in our most-recent Patreon episode! Subscribe now so you don't miss it!

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Recall, if you can, the lyrics to that one stupid fucking Staind song, because it has indeed been a while for cha bois Deezy and Crumbles. They're very sorry about this, but life sometimes gets in the way of hamscastin'.

Renew your love of the Badcast by indulging in this large and very much in charge 52nd offering! The fellas talk sandwiches, what to do when you're in a dry spell, and collaboratively discover the perfect piece of Games Workshop licensed merch! You'll be sure to want one, too, when you hear about it. So get it while it's hot, and don't forget the gravy!

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I will not apologize for my "dadaist masterpiece", the 40kSMR podcast available only to Patreon Subscribers.

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In the aftermath of Cinco De Necro, the fellas have returned to their rightful place as rulers of the worst 40k podcast on the planet. This extra-thicc episode covers Warhammer Fest, Cinco de Necro, and the bois say a fond farewell to a certain automobile. I'd say it's ok to miss this one, but then my pants would immediately fail a blaze check. They're not the only thing that fails a blaze check around here *wink*!

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