Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey.

The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.

Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for.

Clinton tax returns?

Mukasey's tearful lies...

Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow.

Abe joins Cheney and Clinton for a night of legitimate theatre...

Cheney: They Volunteered

Cheney: So?

Chart showing relative national debt by administration. You'll like this...

I thought I was running from bullet fire when actually I was meeting a little Bosnian girl because I was sleep deprived.

Abe drinks deeply of the pleasures of moral turpitude and joins the firing squad sniping Hillary's "Sniper Fire."

Hillary's campaign-ending lie.

British author barred entrance from us for 'moral turpitude.'

I'm in UR quagmire, stealing UR justifications 4 war.

CIA issued visas to 9/11 hijackers.

Rachel Kramer Bussel hosts the NYC 'In The Flesh' erotic reading series mentioned in today's podcast. Spanking. Domination. Dandy. A big shout out to Rachel's likely google alert for all of these keywords.

Abe talks about Bush and Cheney's dog & pony - Obama's speech and McCains gaffe....

Can we boycott just the glow-bracelet concessions at the Beijing Olympics?

Blackwater's Global Ambitions

Black Guy Asks Nation For Change

Time magazine invents facts to claim that Americans support Bush's domestic spying abuses.

DRM trumps "USA."

McCain doesn't know who Bush is fighting in Iraq

'War critics can no longer credibly claim we're losing in Iraq...'

Cheney salutes the troops with his fist

Seattle bans sale of bottled water.

Peace Sign turns 50

McCain loves Lieberman. Lieberman thinks VP still might be do-able.

Obama's speech on race.

Abe recaps the week in Bush...

Why Bush should stand trial for capital crimes.

Bush casts his disgust for you into song...

Bush 'envies' the soldiers.

Abe tells Spitzer "bros before ho's" and asks Fallon if he can have his senior moments in the belly of a tank.

Cheney excuse to attack Iran leaked...

Bush casts his disgust for you into song...

What do Iraq, Venezuela & Iran have in common?

Ten reasons to impeach Bush & Cheney...

One Fallon that doesn't dissapoint.

Abe brings you up to speed on the presidential dope and announces a sympathy strike with the ILWU who's shutting down the West Coast unless we bring our troops home...

Workers Strikes Against the War! ILWU to Shut Down West Coast Ports May 1 Demanding End to War in Iraq, Afghanistan

Obama wins Wyoming

Obama wins Texas? OBAMA WINS TEXAS!

Clinton endorses McCain

Rove endorses Clinton

Voting machines tested in secret.

Bush insists on Waterboarding.

Wyoming doesn't matter?

Abe dishes the dirt with his first-ever HOLLYWOOD EDITION - Natalie Portman, Marion Cotilliard and THE WIRE...

'If asked to serve on a jury deliberating a violation of state or federal drug laws, we will vote to acquit, regardless of the evidence presented.'

Terror watch list surpasses 900,000 names.

Obama memo on Hillary tax returns...

Natalie Portman on Hillary Clinton

Larry David on Hillary Clinton

Marion Cotilliard on 9/11 and the moon landing.

I can't get her back on the moon landing, but here's the dope on 9/11 re: tower 7.

A sleepy Abe makes this short and sweet: Rush and Hillary.

Rush loves Hillary...

Airforce Blocks Blogs

Hillary getting 'warmed up...'

McCain and the case of the missing blonde

Bush lies and Blair lies too.

Abe comes to you with an uncanny vision of the far-flung future: FRIDAY. Let Abe be your guide to the world of tomorrow.

Comcasts dirty trick to kill Net Neutrality

John McCain - 'the war will be over soon...also - it will last for 10,000 years....'

Ten recognizable signs of fascism as told by foxy genius: Noami Wolf.

Diebold accidentally leaks results of 2008 election early

Howard Zinn: stop paying attention to the election, you fools, look over here!

Obama whalloping Hillary in every fake poll!

Great list of credible people who question the official story of 9/11