The Abraham Lincoln Logs

The Abraham Lincoln Logs

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The Abraham Lincoln Logs episodes

  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #159
    Abe delights in some talk of (hush) CONSPIRACY! Conspiracy does not and cannot exist (flashes Masonic hand signal) so stop looking for it!





    Iran ends oil transactions in US dollars speeding the inevitable.

    War protest halts west coast shipping.

    DC Madam commits apparent suicide in crocodile attack.

    UN official calls for investigation of Neocon role in 9/11

    Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, Powell, Tenet, Rice, and Yoo Have All Committed War Crimes Punishable by Life in Prison, Death Or Impeachment

    9 min
  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #158
    Abe comforts you with the ultimate message of hope: Relax - It's all fake.





    All 3 presidential contenders appear on popular wrestling program.

    Hillary says she would "totally obliterate Iran."

    Barack Obama appears on Fox News Sunday. Wastes time. Weakens strength of "his word."

    McCain a monumental dipshit.

    " rel="noopener noreferrer">Helen Thomas confronts White House on torture - White House denies and lies..

    Let's send Helen Thomas some flowers.

    9 min
  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #157
    Abe calls out the New York Times for it's failure to truly be "the liberal media."





    NYT disseminates and perpetuates government propaganda as real news.

    NYT conspicuously silent on Bush admission of torture go-ahead.

    NYT knew about warrentless wiretapping before 2004 election.

    Bush and torture - Vanity Fair pwns NYT.

    8 min
  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #156
    Abe talks about the ABCDebate, Ben Stein's Expelled, and Obama's one problem.





    Obama would 'review' Bush crimes...

    Obama thinks impeachment should be reserved for serious crimes.

    ABC D-ebate gets an 'F'

    Debate straight from the mouth of Fox's Sean Hannity.

    7 min
  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #155
    Abe talks about the ABC's of Torture and what to do about it...





    Call your rep about HR 5306 for paper ballots...

    National War Tax Resistance Coordinating Committee

    War tax resistor's letters to the IRS...

    5 min
  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #154
    Abe talks about news with the "main-stream media" and helpfully corrects their internal contradictions.





    TIME: Has McCain flip-flopped on torture?!?! ABE: Yes. TIME: NO! Wait, what?

    ABC: Cheney knew about about TORTURE - but but Bush didn't.

    Obama: I'd hire Gore.

    China: Buddhism is the darkest slavery in human history. Oh - and we're always going to be oppressive and murderous communists no matter teh popular vote.

    4 min
  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #153
    Abe wants YOO! Discussion of the John Yoo legal argument for why George Bush should be able to crush a child's testicles.





    John Yoo's war crimes...

    Bush claims legal right to torture children.

    Torture Memo: Constitution doesn't apply...

    5 min
  • The Abraham Lincoln Logs #152
    Abe cracks the Kremlin case, Goads Goodman over Obama and does bukake on Mukasey.





    The Kremlin wants 3,200 female mice.

    Amy Goodman gives Obama what-for.

    Clinton tax returns?

    Mukasey's tearful lies...

    Mukasey: piracy funds terrorism... somehow.
    10 min

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