Ron DeSantis's reaction to the looming (maybe) arrest of Donald Trump is not terrible, but not sufficient. Xi and Putin are butt buddies. Biden vetoes, signs bills. Fauci goes to the hood. Meet a terrible attempt at heresy. Meet a great example of pure religion. The worst take on the Trump indictment fiasco.

The alleged impending indictment of Donald Trump is another example of "law is as law does." Parisians go Hulk smash. Yellen says the quiet part out loud. Radioactive waste leak in Minnesota. Whitmer for prez. Meet the discouraged gentlemen of Kabul. And everyone on the right is right and wrong about the latest Trump stuff.

Tale as old as time: the Biden family took money from a Chinese company. DeSantis throws shade at Trump. A pronouns mega-update. Newark is a joke. And a fake hate crime hoax reenactment. 

A dubious anniversary. Frivolous stunts from Team Trump. The least surprising news of all time. Brain farts. If you don't like your school board, you're literally a Nazi. And the 2016 GOP primary is the Hotel California.

A Russian jet collided with an American drone. More evidence of ulterior motives in how the bank failures were handled by regulators. Donald Trump is his native habitat: with the people. Happy Women's Month (except for those Vermont girls high school basketball players -- screw them). DeSantis smacks Miami groomers. And neocons make it clear they will demand a blood oath from whomever ends up winning the GOP nomination.

Ron DeSantis makes his first foray into foreign policy. Trump credits a whackjob liberal with Florida's success. Joe Biden calls the Florida gov "sinful." Barney Frank says recent bank failures were an anti-crypto false flag. Biden admin greenlights new, major oil field in Alaska. And a return to Castle Wolfenstein.

The White House's response to bank failures is African-American vagina-havers. Facui begs not to be thrown in jail. Glenn Youngkin vomits on ze/zirself. Granholm, inshallah. Kaepernick's victimology is from the pit of Hell. Aaron's view on the Sillicon Valley Bank crisis.

Unemployment claims spike. The System's plan B for dispatching Donald Trump. Democrats are sweating covering for their deep state friends. You can't talk about the strategic petroleum reserve if you think some cultures are better than others. U.K. parliament says don't pray silently. Maryland says you can be a murderer, but not a felon if you're under the age of 25. Minnesota says you can chemically castrate yourself if you're under the age of 25. How to deal with groomers. And how not to argue with progressives.

What it sounds like when the system is panicked. "Pro-Ukrainian groups" responsible for Nordstream sabotage, according to the intel community. The Fed chief is the smartest stupid person alive. Rishi Sunak is not only a transphobe, he's also a xenophobe. Race-baiting called out on ESPN. But then again, Karine Jean-Pierre is a lesbian. A toddler celebrity is dead to me.

Tucker Carlson finally blows the lid off the Janaury 6th, 2021 narrative. Insurrection in Georgia. Jill Biden is offended. Gavin Newsom likes him some baby killing. Walmart exits Portland. SURPRISE: a university thinks the Bible is racist. And why the truth always wins, but almost never matters.