The A.M. Update

A dubious anniversary. Frivolous stunts from Team Trump. The least surprising news of all time. Brain farts. If you don't like your school board, you're literally a Nazi. And the 2016 GOP primary is the Hotel California.

A Russian jet collided with an American drone. More evidence of ulterior motives in how the bank failures were handled by regulators. Donald Trump is his native habitat: with the people. Happy Women's Month (except for those Vermont girls high school basketball players -- screw them). DeSantis smacks Miami groomers. And neocons make it clear they will demand a blood oath from whomever ends up winning the GOP nomination.

Ron DeSantis makes his first foray into foreign policy. Trump credits a whackjob liberal with Florida's success. Joe Biden calls the Florida gov "sinful." Barney Frank says recent bank failures were an anti-crypto false flag. Biden admin greenlights new, major oil field in Alaska. And a return to Castle Wolfenstein.

The White House's response to bank failures is African-American vagina-havers. Facui begs not to be thrown in jail. Glenn Youngkin vomits on ze/zirself. Granholm, inshallah. Kaepernick's victimology is from the pit of Hell. Aaron's view on the Sillicon Valley Bank crisis.

Unemployment claims spike. The System's plan B for dispatching Donald Trump. Democrats are sweating covering for their deep state friends. You can't talk about the strategic petroleum reserve if you think some cultures are better than others. U.K. parliament says don't pray silently. Maryland says you can be a murderer, but not a felon if you're under the age of 25. Minnesota says you can chemically castrate yourself if you're under the age of 25. How to deal with groomers. And how not to argue with progressives.

What it sounds like when the system is panicked. "Pro-Ukrainian groups" responsible for Nordstream sabotage, according to the intel community. The Fed chief is the smartest stupid person alive. Rishi Sunak is not only a transphobe, he's also a xenophobe. Race-baiting called out on ESPN. But then again, Karine Jean-Pierre is a lesbian. A toddler celebrity is dead to me.

Tucker Carlson finally blows the lid off the Janaury 6th, 2021 narrative. Insurrection in Georgia. Jill Biden is offended. Gavin Newsom likes him some baby killing. Walmart exits Portland. SURPRISE: a university thinks the Bible is racist. And why the truth always wins, but almost never matters.

Belgium farmers shut down Brussels. Marianne Williamson is primarying Biden, and RFK Jr. may follow suit. Updates from CPAC, including a powerful testimony of a Pfizer whistleblower. Bernie Sanders admits he's not really a socialist. Djokavic barred from entering the U.S. (again). U.K. officials schemed on when to "deploy" new COVID variant. It's "unfair" to NOT have dudes competing against women. And an Iowa man says he's moving his family because he wants his kids to have access to porn in school.

A report on Biden's newest domestic election interference scheme, hidden within new DHS grants. England masked their kids because they didn't want to piss off Scotland. Cringey blast from the past. Groomers in the Sunflower State. Biden laughs at a heart-wrenching testimony. A couple things that don't suck. And Coach Prime sees his players as widgets.

The Senate votes to force declassification of intel related to COVID-19 virus origins. Eco Health Alliance's Peter Daszak is all about bats kissing random animals, especially this week. Truth bombs in the U.S. House. It's been two weeks since Fetterman was admitted to Walter Reed -- no curiosity from the mainstream media. Merrick Garland's very bad day. Cuba is good for cigars, bad for hangovers? Dispatches from the Isle of Trans. And Eric Adams drops truth bombs, and that's good, but...