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It's Episode 82 already.  You'd think the product would be far better by now.  There are actually a few good laughs on this one, so please enjoy and thank you for listening!

• Venus Flytrap
• Mark's musical frustrations
• Jim's airport reunion
• MN Vikings remain undefeated at 5-0
• Go Lynx?
• Jim's wreath kid
• The Schenker brothers
• Newts--Apple Vally MN's Premier Burger, Beer, Popcorn and Pulltab Emporium
• Radio Game
• Boogie Shoes
• 1975 Classic Rock Albums
• Born to Run, Physical Graffiti, Toys in the Attic and more

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Back at it after a week off.  Give it a listen to see if it made any difference.

• Visit to the Corporate Office
• Newt's Come for the Burgers, stay for Sara's new hair style!
• "Up North"
• Shoutout Jim's old friends Bruce S and Rob K
• How will the Vikings blow it this year?
• RIP Pete Rose--they made an example out of you
• Updating "the list"
• Heaven's Gate
• RIP Kris Kristofferson
• Radio Game
• 1970 through 1974 Classic Rock Albums
• Led Zeppelin III and IV, Black Sabbath Paranoid, Who's Next, Doors, Dark Side and more
• Frank Zappa--the original Jesse Ventura

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#Budgie
#Hawkwind

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Sunday Morning Coming Down Kris Kristofferson & Johnny Cash - Sunday morning coming down (1978 Johnny Cash Christmas Show) (youtube.com)

Queen, It's Late Queen - Its Late (youtube.com)

Neighbors, The Doors scene "Neighbors" (1981) Earl sees Captain Vic cooking spaghetti (youtube.com)

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Due to our very demanding social calendars, we couldn't record on our normal night, so we grabbed this episode off the top shelf of the pantry--next to the Cream of Tartar and coffee filters for a pot no longer owned.

• Mark's movie review of Go
• Shoutout to Mark's buddy and former Ascertainers guest, Steve
• Are we killing off rock stars?
• Sorry Rachel Maddow
• Emphasize the knob
• Snoop Dogg takeover
• Newt's--Also has Salads
• Cook it yourself
• Radio Game
• Shoutout Dillinger Four
• Singers who should have hung it up earlier
• Yet another Rush monologue

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Classic Chappelle Show skit:  Chappelle's Show - The Wayne Brady Show - Uncensored - YouTube
Gordon Street: Wayne's World 2 (10/10) Movie CLIP - A Real Actor (1993) HD (youtube.com)
Did Green Day rip off Dillinger Four?:  Green Day Ripped Off Dillinger Four (youtube.com)

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We think we may have found a loophole to play music without being sued.  Stay tuned and save up bail money for us just in case.

• Newt's--still #1 in our hearts, livers and stomachs.  Go there!
• Should we go green?
• Mark spurs international tension
• The big watch
• Pickpocket vs Peeping Tom
• Radio Game*
• Who's better than Rob Halford?
• Hooked on a Feeling
• Obscure Rock Facts/Trivia
• Brian Jones
• Spinal Tap and Grateful Dead share dark connection
• Travelling Wilburys
• Mount Rushmore of Underrated bands
• Thanks for the text Charlie!
• Longest running fan club**
• You'll never guess what Mama Cass and Keith Moon have in common

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**Besides The Ascertainers

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Today we are joined by multi-episode guest, Jason.  This one is the second attempt of the night as the first one got a little too real (colonoscopies were discussed).  This one is pretty fun, though.

• Apologies to Dr Seuss
• Jerry Garcia's nub
• Radio Game
• First 8oo8 witnessed in a movie
• National Geographic
• Newt's--Jalapeno Popper Burger.  Give it a try!
• Yes shoutout
• Influential Albums: Kiss, Grand Funk, Paul McCartney, VH2, Motley Crue, Supertramp, Def Leppard, Black Sabbath, Rush, Grateful Dead
• Car Stereos

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Backstage with Rush:  https://youtu.be/iq3yjfoorsU?si=3_24H6e4jdEqLPBa
The Ripper: https://youtu.be/xghjnKMZOmw?si=P12vFTGpGtJD5NI-

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Dripping with overconfidence from the previous episode, our heroes realize that luster will soon fade, so they barely even try on this one.  They lean into the suck.  Enjoy!

• Another one bites the dust
• Best of the worst?
• Easily Distracted
• Errors and Omissions
• Newt's--Legendary Tots
• Radio Game --the pot grows
• Jim's non-partisan political observations
• Check out these balls
• Songs with names in the title
• The Layla "discussion"
• Bangkok

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#ForgettingSarahMarshall The weather outside is weather - YouTube
#IsHeDown? Luke Bryan’s cameraman be like .... 😂😂😂Via: @bryanandrewsmusic (youtube.com)

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Taking a rare break from music (pause for laughter) to bring you a universally popular topic--Pizza.  Of course, we get to it and then distract ourselves a time or three.  During Errors and Omissions, we get very close to passing out while laughing.  

• Sci Fi philosophy
• Jim's gets his podcast review from Mark
• Jay Mohr
• Brokeback denial
• Newt's promo--we again get sidetracked, but maybe it's working?
• Errors and omissions--Donkey talk that gets out of hand
• Radio Game--MARK WINS*
• Fleet Farm explained
• Pizza talk
• A few left and right turns while talking pizza, but we tried to stay on track

*Mark won with Led Zeppelin, but left the money in the pot so a guest can win it.  Also, next week Jim will be the guest.

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Norm McDonald Brokeback bit (NSFW!) Bing Videos

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This one is a tad spicy and faster paced.  Makes up for when we usually mail it in.

• Early shot at Noah Lyles
• Convention synopsis
• Jim's playing hurt
• Todd O shoutout
• Mark's fashion mastery
• White socks--in or out
• Newt's--New bartender Beth is legit
• Radio Game
• Errors & Omissions
• Word game in last write up (answers in the hashtags below)
• Offensive Commercials
  • Armour Hot Dogs
  • Johnson Outboard Motors
  • Camel Cigarettes
  • Ball Zack
  • Foldgers Crystals
  • Wonder Boner
  • Calgon
  • Herbal Essence
• Sorry Mike L, but a guarantee is a guarantee

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#Should'veKnownBetter
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We went into this episode with the best intentions of talking about singers with average-to-bad voices that worked perfectly for their band, but then Jim made a life choice at dinner.  He ordered a big salad and somehow that decision--and its aftermath--took up a healthy portion of the episode. Should've known better.

• Touch and Go
• Bert Convey reference
• Does Jim correct Mark too often?
• Grandpa Joe creeps Mark out
• Newt's--When you want a big salad too
• Lost ball penalty explained
• Snarky
• Radio Game--new and improved
• RIP Greg Kihn and Jack Russell
• Bad singers who made it work
• Just look old!
• Kool Aid.  Let's make it year-round.

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#GoodDaySir

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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, and nobody doesn't like Little River Band.  It had to be said.  Join us as we rip on each other for a solid 45 minutes (but in a good way).

• Your non-political oasis
• Radio Game enhancement $$
• More on Mark's giant watch
• Golf controversy (and bonus Goldmember reference)
• Shoutout potential new listener LeeAnn (D.O.B. 1990)
• Noah Lyles--the Ram Jam of American sprinters
• Newt's--exclusive sponsors of YOUR Ascertainers!
• Radio Game 2.0 
• Brief special guest Sara!
• Go!
• Investment tips
• Little River Band
• Air Supply + Journey
• Mark's professional sign off

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