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Today we are joined by OG listener and former guest, Charlie from the neighborhood.  You can tell he's more comfortable this time around and it was a fun one to record.

• Mark "lost" his notes
• Parking paddle
• Tyrone "Ty" Chee and other martial arts
• It's Take Your Kid to AC/DC Day
• Hibbing MN facts
• MN State High School Hockey Tournament
• Charlie commands the Newt's promo
• Weed in MN
• Radio Game
• RIP Gene Hackman
• New math and old maps
• Rock n Roll Hall of Fame nominees

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2024 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team Presented by Duke Cannon

Grateful Dead referenced in Rush's induction speech.  Go to 7:30 timestamp (I'm sure Mark's pumped about that!)  RUSH - 2013 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. RUSH Performances, Finale and "Backstage"

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This is one of those where it is the second episode recorded on the same night.  Traditionally these are a little loose.  This one is no exception.

• #1 podcast on Jim's block
• The Belt
• Ice fish trip weekend recap
• Mark's medical team--Dave and Lucas
• John Mayer--cool guy or dick?
• Music Theory 101:  AC/DC
• Mark's buddy, Eric
• "A combination of Conway Twitty and Ron Jeremy"
• Tai Chi
• Radio Game
• Instrumental Songs:  Jessica, Frankenstein, Always With Me Always With You, Black Mountainside, The Great Gig in the Sky, Eruption, Spanish Fly, Sweet Jane Intro? Sirius, YYZ

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Check this space later for cool links referenced in the episode.

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"We've been letting people down for 99 episodes!"
     --Jim

"It's all ball bearings these days"
     --The guy from Ajax (a/k/a Gordon Liddy, a/k/a Irwin M. "Fletch" Fletcher)

• International sensation.  G'day Mate!
• MyShirt (it took us 2 years to develop...)
• Our origin story
• What you need to do your very own podcast
• Angel Heart sidebar
• You can't go wrong with Think Drink Disney
• Just Do It
• Big thanks to Newt's
• Michael Keaton
• Radio Game
• Old errors & omissions
• Should have studied
• With apologies to Scandinavia and all of Europe

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80's Ads: Formby's Furniture Re-finisher 1986

Podcasting USB Mixer with Bluetooth Review Pyle PMXU83BT

Angel Heart | Official Trailer 4K Restoration | Starring Mickey Rourke and Robert De Niro

The Subterfuge Won't Last

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This one is another where we recorded two episodes in one night.  Since this is the second of the night, the language gets a little rough (earmuffs for sure).  Sorry, Mom.  Also, thanks for listening!

• Post-middle age
• AI proof
• Powered by Newt's home of the best burger in Apple Valley, MN
• Stand-up comedy trauma
• Do comedian's think they're funny?
• SNL current cast review
• Fridays
• Radio Game
• Pro Bowl blows
• Soccer / Rugby / Formula 1
• Super Bowl predictions

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Mark at a stand-up show at the 2:55 mark:  Nick The Lounge Singer Sings Star Wars Theme - SNL

Bob Newhart Telephone Scene from the 1962 Film "Hell is for Heroes"

Yes - Leave It (Official Music Video)

Austin Powers Steamroller

MADtv - Stuart: Tee-Ball - YouTube

Bonus: Because Will Sasso was in the Stuart sketch above and he does my favorite Jesse Ventura imitation:  The Fighter and The Kid - Will Sasso as Jesse Ventura - YouTube

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Today's effort begins with a heavily edited story about Jim's rodent exploits.  It goes downhill from there.

• Powered by Newt's
• Kayla and Bob
• Shoutout Jenson Creative for our kick ass shirts
• Perfume ads and other lady stuff
• Errors and Omissions
• Radio Game
• "He really grew into his looks"
• The world's worst guess on who sang I Can See Clearly Now
• Merle Haggard
• Bad at math

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#SorryForTheSwears

Ask for Donny and tell him we sent you:  JENSON CREATIVE

The First Edition : Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)

Hothouse Flowers, "Don't Go," on Letterman, February 28, 1989 - YouTube

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Big week for The Ascertainers.  Your boys hit the town to attend a Bee Gee's tribute show and looked fabulous!  We also got our t-shirts in, so we feel more official.

Not much of an update this week, other than (for a change) we both thought this was a pretty good episode--some laughs, some good-natured ribbing (phrasing), and of course, we break down our favorite Bee Gee's songs.  They have a more impressive catalog than you might think.

With the time I saved on this write up, it will allow us to get to Newt's faster.  Totally worth it in my humble opinion.  After missing out on Newt's last week, we're extra-ready to get back.

Thanks for listening.  Check us out on Facebook!

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Feeling a tad overconfident from our last couple of episodes, we leave home without a map, compass, or a clue as to where we're going.  And you get to listen to it.  ENJOY!

• What's another word for Thesaurus?
• Mouse alert
• Newt's--Lovely Burgers!
• Earth Wind and Fire--Seriously??
• Errors & Omissions
• 3.2 beer explained
• Debbie Downer
• Political theory
• R.I.P Bob Uecker
• Radio Game
• Classical influences in rock
• Gordon's and Curt's
• Ascertainer's shirt update

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Bob Uecker Shares a Funny Story About Football

Letterman Norm MacDonald s Bob Uecker Story

Bob Uecker Funny Scenes in Major League #comedy #funny #funnyvideo #funnyshorts

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Recorded on New Year's Eve.  A masterclass in distraction.

• Newt's--Come for the Toast Points
• The Evil Knievel of Fish Tacos
• Pitcher Night
• Errors and Omissions
• Radio Game
• Beer Stories

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So, we were planning on saving this one for Episode 100, but let's face it--there's a pretty good chance we don't make it that far....  

We welcome half of big-time rock band feegee--the ones who do our theme song--Alex and Paul.  They did a great job, but somehow, Jim found the need to talk way too much.  

• The Ascertainers theme, live and unplugged
• Awkward Intros
• Top-notch Kids In The Hall Reference
• Newt's--Lovely Burgers
• Friendship Forensics
• Musical Roots
• Radio Game
• Summerfest
• Ca$ual
• Outro

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#TVForDogs
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#Pierre
#Bungtrack

VOICEMAIL - FEEGEE | MUSIC VIDEO  (our guests, Alex on guitar, Paul on bass

Molly's Worst Enemy- "Incubus" Live at Little Elephant (Paul on drums, Alex on bass

Casual - Solidtude / Already Down / Spent / Come Around (Live From Garth's Living Room)  (Paul on drums)

Pierre - "Mortified" (Alex on steering wheel)

Bungtrack - Killing in the Name (RATM Cover) @ Benderz Bar (Alex on bass, Paul sharing vocals)

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We kick off 2025's first episode with an array of sighs.  Seems about right.

• Daylight Savings Time: The days aren't the only thing getting longer--amiright?
• Pull tab blues
• Newt's--It's the place to be!
• Pat K shoutout
• SpaceX vs NASA
• Time Zones
• Radio Game
• Yacht Rock Documentary on MAX
• Christopher Cross
• Michael McDonald / Jimmy Fallon experiment
• Toto
• Session Man
• That's not Yacht Rock?
• Yacht Rock Web Series see link below.

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#HappyNewYear

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Session Man Session Man - Showtime - 1991

Check this out!  Yacht Rock Episode 1  From the 2005 web series.