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Nobody is completely clear as to why today's guest is anonymous.  Maybe he's famous or something.  Jim's famous wife joins as well.

• Dick & Jane
• The big anatomy book (the book is big, the anatomy is regular size)
• Bruce Jennerous
• Your Digital Oasis
• The Body Human
• Golf recap
• "Have you ever filmed yourself swinging?"
• Are the Packers for real?
• QB confidence
• Gumbacco
• Freshen up gum
• Mr Unlimited vs Dandy Don
• DIY Bloodsport
• School-age McGuyver
• Come on, Buford!
• Songs of the Week:
  • Brothers Loyalty--Boiling Blood
  • Supertramp--On Darling
  • Audioslave--Cochise
• Our own conspiracy theory
• Cybertruck
• Temple of the Dog

#Newt's
#Gum

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Brothers Loyalty "Boiling Blood" - YouTube

Oh Darling (Remastered 2010)

Audioslave - Cochise (Official Video)

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I'd describe this one as bouncy and light.  A couple of decent laughs to be had.  Thanks for listening!

• The Optimistic Alligator Tamer
• Vacation Boxing in Bangkok
• Point of Pride
• Mickey's Diner > or < Waffle House
• MN State Fair
• Airplane was a cover?
• David Lee Roth is at it again
• Songs of the Week:
  • Pink Floyd--Learning to Fly
  • Outlaws--Green Grass and High Tides
• Talk show host primer
• ESPN Anchor nostalgia
• Group photos
• Leonard Skinner
• Guiness Book of World Records
• Newt's--saving the best for last

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#GoodDaySir

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Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly (Official Music Video HD)

Green Grass & High Tides

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (Camp Granada Song) with Lyrics Sing-Along, Allan Sherman, 1963, updated - YouTube

Hall Pass - hot or not :))

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Took a couple of weeks off and the break might have paid off.  You decide...

• Eric from JL Beers
• Cracker Barrel
• Shoutout guests Jack and Jake
• Newt's--How to eat for $2.13
• MN State Fair
• The miracle of birth
• Songs of the Week
  • Willie Wisely--Parador
  • Blind Melon--Drive
• What Jim thinks the road must be like
• The rest of the Police hate Sting
• Keith Moon--overrated?
• Benny Hill
• Phyllis Diller
• Steve Steven's footwear
• The Prince Solo

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Willie Wisely & the Belle Bottoms - "Parador" Live @ Pan-O-Prog 07/12/25

Blind Melon - Drive

Three Is a Magic Number

Prince, Tom Petty & others - "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"  Prince solo at @ 3:29

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We bring the adult neighbor kids back for a second round.  We tackle some of life's most pressing questions.  

• The power of enunciation
• Guest Newt's spot
• Boo hoo Billy Joel
• We're Pontiac famous
• An inch can be a lot
• The Most Famous Person You've Ever Met
  • Bill Murray wins
• Songs of the Week
  • Billy Idol--Eyes Without a Face
  • Riley Green--Jesus Saves
  • Billy Idol--Mony Mony
  • We skipped Mark--oops
• Who Would You Like to Meet?
• How Would You Prove That You Were From the Future?
• What's the Biggest Animal You Could Take in a Fight?

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Lou Holtz inspirational speech

Billy Idol - Eyes Without A Face

Riley Green - Jesus Saves (Official Video)

Billy Idol - Mony Mony (Live/1987)

This is what I think Mark would have picked if we didn't skip him.  Rush - Red Barchetta (Live (1981/Canada)  

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We are joined by Jack and Jake.  I list Jack first because it was supposed to be just Jack, but Jake pulled a big brother move.  Entertaining episode!

• The Godfather
• The Guitar
• Golf (This episode brought to you by the letter G)
• OG Neighbor kids meet the new crop
• At this point in the episode Mark has said about seven words
• Third Kid tribulations
• Dicklomat (copyright pending)
• Mr Basketball
• Songs of the Week:
  • The Chain--Fleetwood Mac
  • Cream--Prince & the New Power Generation
  • Tired of Running--Dylan Gossett
  • Everything About You--Ugly Kid Joe
• Newt's promo--better late than never

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Fleetwood Mac - The Chain (Official Music Video) [HD]

Prince & The New Power Generation - Cream (Official Music Video)

Dylan Gossett - Tired of Running (Lyric Video)

Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You (Official Music Video)

Les Claypool on his Metallica audition ( BB Video)

Primus - Master of Puppets (Metallica Cover)

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I think this one could crack our top 87 episodes of all time.  It's that good.  For real, it's worth a listen!

• Joe Namath and hosiery 
• Who else misses Johnny Carson?
• RIP Loni Anderson
• Plastic Surgery
• Mark's thing
• Errors and Omissions
• Who wants ham?
• Grateful Dead foolery
• Song of the Week
• RIP Terry Reid

#Newt'sAppleValley

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Chef reacts to TikTok monstrosity - ‪@chefreactions‬ - YouTube

Tenement - Garden Of Secrecy (Official Audio)

Terry Reid May Fly

The Replacements - Johnny's Gonna Die (Official Music Video)

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We've hit the big time as we now advertise in the Tomahawk Club Newsletter (Mark's private Pontiac owners club).  I think it's an exclusive.  Wonder what Joe Rogan thinks of THAT!

• Par 3 golf
• Newt's awesome new burger
• Errors & Omissions
• Ozzy's cool outfit
• Song of the week
  • Jim:  Wings--Band on the Run
  • Mark:  Fleetwood Mac--Got to Move
• Is R Kelly becoming our new Meatloaf?
• Taj Mahal
• Common Phrase Origins
• Movie Reviews:
  • Happy Gilmore 2
  • Friendship
• Old Playboy's 

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Paul McCartney & Wings - Band On The Run (Official Music Video) - YouTube

Fleetwood Mac - Got To Move

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Witch Scene

American Wedding - "Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head"

Grandma's Boy | Best Moments - YouTube

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Reunited after two weeks off from recording, and it feels so good.  Sure, we took a little time away and the world loses the Prince of Darkness, but you know what they say--you gotta break a few eggs.

• Rough week for Iconic personalities
• RIP Ozzy--Thanks for the great tunes
• Songs of the week--Ozzy
  • Flying High Again
  • See You on the Other Side
• Shout out Lil' Sis, Jill
• We're not mad at Pat....
• Sorry Sue
• The swearing needs to stop
• Songs of the Week Black Sabbath
  • War Pigs
  • Sweet Leaf
• Mossball Torsion memories
• Sophomore Slump for bands
• Shoutout Remo Drive
• Willie Wisely--an Entertainer
• RIP Hulk Hogan
• RIP Chuck Mangione
• Errors & Omissions

#WhileWeSawPatandSueAtNewt'sWeDidn'tReallyDoANewt'sPromoButYouCanStillGoToNewt'sIfYouKnowWhat'sGoodForYou

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Pat Boone - Crazy Train

Black Sabbath - War Pigs (California Jam 1974) (4K 60fps)

Chuck Mangione Compilation | King of the Hill

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Pulled this episode off the shelf due to summer schedules.  Originally recorded after Part 1 on March 14.  Swear Alert--Jim drops more F-bombs than usual (he's working on it).  It's probably a function of him overserving himself...  Audio is a little janky at first but gets better.

• What day do you listen?
• Newt's shoutout OG Kayla
• Playdough
• From the Grave--The Radio Game!
• REM
• Comedy Movies--Part 2
• Marx Brothers--Mark's thoughts on the harp

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#Fubar

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This is 40 - Who's Tom Petty (2012)

Terry and Deaner Reasons to Smoke

Words Of Wisom, Burgess Meredith

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Jim was on vacation this week, so abbreviated write up.  Round 2 with Chantz and Paris is a good time.  From Mark's out of town drink preferences to drinking too much prune juice in Switzerland--its got something for everyone!

Enjoy!

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