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FAQs about The Ascertainers:How many episodes does The Ascertainers have?The podcast currently has 172 episodes available.
May 16, 2025Episode 112: You Doesn't Have to Call Him JohnsonSend us Fan MailMad Men era slogansSelloutsShoutout sister KarenMark's epic guy moveChoose your regretWhy Jim was bad in schoolOsmosisNew Burger at Newt's is worth your attentionTouche' CoryYour Zebra (the band) leaderAmyl & the Sniffers concert reviewAnother Alice Cooper storyCheck out Sheer Mag (see below)Shoutout Troy GThe HR Dept at the Vatican#Newt's#BassSlutYell at us: [email protected]Chevrolet Trucks "Like A Rock" Commercial1988 Michelob "After Midnight" & "Nighttime Is the Right Time" TV ads - YouTubeSnatch (2000) Official Trailer 1 - Brad Pitt MovieJim Gaffigan: “I’m Too Lazy” - Full Special Go to 18:24 mark for the Pope as a kid bit.Amyl and The Sniffers - Jerkin' (Party In The Paddock 2025) - YouTubeSheer Mag - Free at Noon (Full Performance)Michael Winslow - Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin Original HD (Senkveld med Thomas og Harald)The Prisoner - Trailer...more44minPlay
May 09, 2025Episode 111: A Wife Has Entered the ChatSend us Fan MailTonight, we're joined by Jim's wife, Kris. She brings her cheery personality and fact-checking skills.Spring has sprungNew friend at Newt'sAttitude AdjustmentIt's still just myriadDr Hirt and Dr PayneHernia checkErrors & OmissionsBelichick's chickThe BlobChubby CheckerOscar RulesFlufferTV TalkPeter WolfPaul Revere and the RaidersBar conversation etiquette#Newt'sTell is what you think: [email protected]Excellent David Spade bit: Hernia - YouTubePaul Revere and the Raiders: Powder Blue Mercedes Queen...more45minPlay
May 03, 2025Episode 110: I Write the SongsSend us Fan MailGoing into this one we each had a bad feeling....Don't take romance advice from a duckJ Geils Band ShoutoutSoul Asylum Mark can't stand itErrors & OmissionsHull peopleB-52'sHe writes the songsElton and BerniePat K's Plaid Shirt (as seen at Newt's)Newt's--try the Peanut Butter Bacon Smash BurgerNutty BuddyContact: [email protected]#Newt'sAppleValleyMN#TheScarletGoodbye#WillieWiselyJ. Geils Band - Must Of Got Lost - 11/5/1977 - WinterlandSoul Asylum - Just Like Anyone (Official Video) - YouTubeThe Scarlet Goodbye "The Ballad Of Julie Ann" Wille Wisely I can’t sleep knowing I’ll never sleep beside you ...more44minPlay
April 25, 2025Episode 109: Columbia Record ClubSend us Fan MailJim's brother Jeff joins us for his 4th guest spot. Kind of an odds n ends episode with some decent laughs.Powered by Newt's Apple ValleyThe Man's MallRobbie Robertson--good guy or dick?Billy PowellColumbia Record ClubSlap ShotWide World of SportsF-1 racingJim's fear of work finding outKirk CousinsStone FruitRadio Game update--still not fully bakedJim's Jesus Journal Mark's Music Minute--Humble PieThe hot one from ABBA[email protected]#Newt's#HeadEastBest of Ron Swanson - Parks and Recreation | Comedy Bites - YouTubeMuscle Shoals - Official TrailerThe Russian Five Trailer #1 (2019) | Movieclips IndieBlind Faith - Can't Find My Way HomeMax Webster - Battle Scar...more51minPlay
April 18, 2025Episode 108: Mark's Music MinuteSend us Fan MailThe post-colonoscopy episode. Let's see if Jim sounds like he's not as full of sh1t.Procedure notesMet a legend at Newt's (shoutout Greg and Bonnie)Newt's--Legendary BurgersHow not to invite a potential guestMost strangers are probably cooler than you Mark pulls "The Dentist"Bacon denierErrors & OmissionsMore Kris Kristofferson factsWe pause on the Radio Game--stay tunedMark's Music Minute--Pink FloydSong creditsThank you / Sorry#Newt's#EchoesFeedback: [email protected]Pink Floyd (Echoes, Live at Pompei)...more44minPlay
April 11, 2025Episode 107: Mixed BagSend us Fan MailAnother one where we record two in one night--this one is number two (in more ways than one?).March Madness (a little late)NamesStreet games / Improvised basesChildhood injuriesNewt's--where it all beganRIP Fountain Valley--we need a new golf courseThe Last Radio Game?Machete guyWas Hi-Fi Kenny the original MyPi11ow guy?Kris KristofersonMac DavisYet another reference to It all Begins With a Song#Newt's#HowDidThatGetInThereRefunds: [email protected]AUSTIN POWERS Clip - "Pump" (1997) Mike MyersDid the MyPi11ow guy rip off Hi-Fi-Kenny? WIFC FM 95.5 Hi Fi Kenny Ad Dec 1982Kris Kristofferson & Johnny Cash - Sunday morning coming down (1978 Johnny Cash Christmas Show)It All Begins With A Song (Trailer)...more43minPlay
April 04, 2025Episode 106: The Last Radio GameSend us Fan MailWith local radios station 92KQRS changing formats, we are preparing for the demise of the Radio Game. Probably a victory for our listeners, but Mark and Jim are taking it kind of hard (pun not intended).Medical Minute: Colonoscopy PrepMr ScienceRIP Leonard NimoyKQRS format changeJim's buddy won a car on the old KQDon't let the door hit you Howard SternThe positive side of change (it's possible)VoltairePat K's amazing email!The Final Radio GameNewt's--The Wonton Burger. So good!!!Shoutout to our DadsMark's jogging updateBert and ErnieAnn MargaretRomper Room and tennis racketsZingers#Newts#WhatAnIncrediblyLongWriteUp#ThisEpisodeMustBeAwesome##ItsJustOKFeedback (a/k/a--Be more like Pat K): [email protected]Swingers - Pancakes in the Age of EnlightenmentANN-MARGRET: 'Shot Gun"It's all fun and games until the guy from Saw comes out: Tootsie Roll Mintees Commercial (Kukla, Fran & Ollie, 1975)...more41minPlay
March 28, 2025Episode 105: Romper Room and the Medical MinuteSend us Fan MailTypical mindless banter followed by a rare, important message to men. We almost got to Dire Straits.Student of comedySpring has sprungA message to potential guestsRomper RoomNewt's--Smashing BurgersFish Tacos--Costanza-styleInternational SensationsErrors & OmissionsReal Genius reviewIt All Begins With a Song (Documentary)Medical Minute--Jim's PSA on the PSA testDire Straits#Newt's#MoonRiverBon Jovi on rhythm guitar! Scandal-"Love's Got a Line On You" Version 2Who's Behind the Door? by Zebra HDMark gets a shoutout. Lucky. 1984 Romper Room Magic Mirror ClipHow Mark eats fish tacos. The Snickers Bar - HQI thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?Great Documentary. It All Begins With A Song (Trailer)...more40minPlay
March 21, 2025Episode 104: Comedy MoviesSend us Fan MailWe had an impromptu 5 person recording featuring Mark, Jim, Jim's wife Kris, son Alex and Daughter-in-Law Sara. Ambitious topic of Comedy Movies meant we had to get to the topic in record time. Fun episode--hope you enjoy.It all starts at Newt'sErrors $ Omissions (including an error in real time)Radio GameASMR definedComedy Movies Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Best in Show, Rat Race, The Princess Bride, Dumb & Dumber, Goldmember, Borat, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Zoolander, Young Frankenstein, Animal House, Stripes, Real Genius, Napolean Dynamite, Airplane, Old School, The Goonies, Hot Rod, The In- Laws, Wayne's World, Honey I shrunk the Kids, AnchormanHostess snack cake breakdownOreo's tooShoutout Mark KReach (around) us: [email protected]#Newt's#CostcoI thought we were in the trust tree, in the nest. Are we not?Tom Jones - (Down with the Sickness)Dobie Gray - Drift Away (Original Official Video)Hot Rod-Two of Hearts Full - HD...more53minPlay
March 14, 2025Episode 103: Becoming Led Zeppelin MovieSend us Fan MailYour boys took a field trip to go see Becoming Led Zeppelin at the theater and boy are our arms tired... Jellybean strategies--a complete guideErrors & Omissions--Rock & Roll Hall of Fame editionShout out previous guest, CharlieNewt's promo--NEW BURGERPete Townsend Rough MixRadio GameBecoming Led Zeppelin--two thumbs upControversial takeContact us at: [email protected]#NewtsAppleValleyMinnesotaYouShouldTotallyGoThereForaBurgerOrMaybeJustaBeerWhateverManItsYourLifeDoAsYouPleaseNowhere to run - Pete Townsend and Ronnie LaneDown By The Seaside - Led Zeppelin...more40minPlay
FAQs about The Ascertainers:How many episodes does The Ascertainers have?The podcast currently has 172 episodes available.