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We dial it down in terms of tone and volume from last episode with Jim's family.  Throwing another music one at you --seeing as we are supposed to be a music podcast and all.

• Public corrections
• Newt's and Mark's bacon
• Shoutout Feegee (creators of our theme music)
• Mark's championship editing skills
• Free Tootsie Pops, er no?
• Unfrosted
• Radio Game
• Very partially true The Office fun fact 
• AC/DC
• RIP Bon Scott
• International release
• The Young Brothers
• Top 5's
• Liner notes
• Homemade cottage cheese

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I know what you're thinking--are these the people Jim grew up with or was one of them bitten by a radioactive spider.  The jury is still out on that one.  We celebrate Jim's mom's birthday with some laughs and just the right amount of brotherly angst.
**Because we had 5 people and only 4 microphones, Jim decided to sit between 2 mic's to be accommodating.  Only problem is that those mic's picked him up just fine, so he didn't have to raise his voice.  Lesson learned.

• George Washington's last tooth (yep)
• Mark one-ups with his historical artifact
• Grandma's basement stories
• The confidence of an old, naked man
• How do squirrels do it?
• Trucker's delight
• Mark's the leader
• Shoutout to Neal the music savant from Arkansas
• Fireworks
• The corner store
• Freudian slip
• The ferret
• Bonus pill
• Mark calms the inner family turmoil with his therapist skills
• World Book vs Google
• MN goodbye

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We finally persuade Mark's wife, Dianne, to sit in on an episode.  We told her she didn't have to talk or anything--just check it out and she could chime in if she wanted to.  Basically, the podcast version of just the tip.  Well, we got more than we bargained for as she did chime in, and she was awesome!

• Meatloaf again
• Newt's--The Place to Be!
• Radio Game (featuring reigning champion:  Jim)
• The bottom of the grab bag
  • Fish
  • First job
  • Best month
  • State Fair
  • Circus Peanuts revisited
  • Favorite camping moments
  • Local business shoutouts

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If you ever wanted to know how Jim would react to winning the Radio Game--this episode is for you.  What started innocently as a second episode of the night turned into some pretty good laughs and a good time overall.  Mark really liked this one.

• Multi-media exposure
• Grab bag redux
• OG Newt's
• Kiss Army
• Mark's grooming tips
• The Miracle Worker--Helen Reddy
• Shoutout Carlos in CT
• RIP Timberwolves
• Women's Hockey Champs
• Radio Game--We have a winner!
• Famous cars from TV and cinema
• Shoutout Apple Valley Car Clinic
• Jan Michael Vincent
• We need some new topics!
• The MN goodbye

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Here's the Dimitri Martin clip about sizes.  Starts at @2:00   The Only Clothes a Dog Should Wear - Demetri Martin - YouTube

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New concept tonight.  We're not pointing any fingers here, but everyone knew Mark and Jim would run out of topics sooner or later.  So tonight, we break out the Grab Bag.  Might be a worthy concept, but who's kidding who?

• Newt's shoutouts
• Mark and Jim leave fashionably late
• Thank goodness we're not political
• RIP Bill Walton
• Team America World Police recommendation
• Tryptophan
• We're on YouTube
• Nobody likes a fibber
• Rear Window/Alfred Hitchcock 
• Radio Game
• Phylum, Etymology, Epidemiology
• The Grab Bag
• Underappreciated TV Shows
• Shout out Apple Valley Car Clinic

Desperately seeking topic ideas:  [email protected]

The Wayne's World 2 Clip:  https://youtu.be/I3Jk082xY7w?si=IAcS1hMSXJrEmzSO

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As the title indicates, we could use some of YOUR input on music topics.  I mean it's not like we talk about any topic for more than 1/4 of any episode (although there is some juicy Molly Hatchet and Jethro Tull stuff in the radio game today).

• Thanks for the theme music, feegee (@feegeeband)
• Mark shot a 50 and he's going to STATE!
• Errors & Omissions
• Watch "The Wrecking Crew" on Netflix or whatever
• Remembering the Fallen
• Can we drop the "ham" from hamburger?
• Newt's already did
• Mark's long walk and driving tips
• Radio Game
• Games that nobody's good at
• Circus peanut pillow
• Chip bag lubrication
• PLEASE send us some topics!

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In the spirit of the new golf season, we had to use a Mulligan on this one.  We recorded on our usual night, and it turned out even less good/more bad than usual.  We added Jim's wife for support and got a much better result.

• Golf recap
• We put the suck in seersucker
• Mark's Bird Island-Lake Lillian glory days story
• Puckered has entered the chat
• Our video debut
• Newt's promo and how Mark beat the system
• Radio game
• 1970's cartoons
• Moon landing?
• Betty or Wilma?
• Tom Brady Roast
• Cartoon speed round

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Hey, we made it to 60--and still aren't very good.  What does say about you for listening?

• Newt's is HOPPING
• New car to Mark
• Size concerns
• Movie Reviews:  Clerks and Blade Runner 2049
• Radio Game
• Bee  Gees Documentary
• Eff Jimmy Fallon
• Timberwolves--can they do it?
• Sprewell's financial prowess
• Kentucky Derby update
• Errors & Omissions
• 2024 golf preview
• Musicians that golf
• The Alice Cooper story
• There is a new "bless your heart/child please"

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We take a slight left turn from almost being a music podcast to talk about the thing everyone in our demographic can relate to in some way--Wide World of Sports.

• Reunted and it feels so good
• International listeners
• Wedding recap--guy style
• Jim's cool friends
• New Newt's Featured Item--we're not mad....just disappointed
• Beyond burger shoutout
• Radio Game
• RIP Dickey Betts
• Happy belated Charlie!
• 80 Foot Wave
• Wide World of Sports
• Claudine Longet Ski Invitational
• Evil Knievel
• Harlem Gloetrotters
• Flabby weight lifters
• F-1 racing
• How to not bet the Derby (or IS it?)
• Apologies to Liv Tyler

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May was rough on us schedule-wise.  We'll record a fresh episode on the night this one is released.  In other words, this episode was recorded a while back and has been aging in the barrel.  Careful--we don't know how strong it is.

• No matter how you spell it...
• Earth's gonna earth
• The European Model
• Iman and other one-named celebrities
• Joey Browner--we (Jim) promise not to swear
• Jim's first F-bomb in front of his Mom
• Mark is the Cliff Clavin of Newt's
• Egg MarkMuffin
• Aaaand we're back to the Newt's promo
• Mark's sitting on a revolutionary new idea
• Radio Game
• Music Documentaries
• Speaking of STD's
• Ramones 101

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