The Asstrologers

By TheAsstrologers

Join our hosts Angel-Michelle, Nikita, and Stephanie as they explore the naughty side of astrology in their weekly podcast, The Asstrologers. Come have a laugh and learn with us. This podcast will be ... more

· Comedy

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How many episodes does The Asstrologers have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.

The Asstrologers episodes:

October 25, 2021 DO YOU FEEL LIKE STALKING YOUR EX OR IS IT JUST SCORPIO SEASON!?!?
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers!
This week, The hosts dive right into Scorpio Season! What to expect & what to be mindful of! LETS GET SPOOKY BABY!!
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23min
October 15, 2021 THIRD HOUSE SHAMBLES!
Welcome back for another week!
This week, The hosts dive into the third house! Come laugh & learn!
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40min
October 08, 2021 LIBRA SEASON & THE SIGNS!
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers!
This week, The hosts dive into the forecast for all the signs during Libra season! Come laugh & learn baby!
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28min
October 01, 2021 DO I LIKE YOU OR IS IT JUST LIBRA SEASON!?!?
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers!
This week, The hosts cover Libra season! All the tea is spilled! What to look forward to & what to be mindful of!
Get your flirt on! Its Libra season baby!
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30min
September 24, 2021 SOS! MERCURY IS TURNING RETROGRADE!
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers!
This week we dive into Mercury turning retrograde in Libra! During Libra season! SOS! Come laugh & learn! & get ready for it baby!
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21min
September 17, 2021 HARVEST FULL MOON IN PISCES, BABY!
Welcome back for a bonus episode!!
This week, The hosts dive right into this MAGICAL FULL MOON!!! That is happening on 9/20! Finishing off Virgo Season with a BAM BABY! We will talk about the energy this moon will bring & what the tone is for all 12 signs! Come laugh & learn!
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22min
September 13, 2021 urANUS is in WHAT?! Retrograde?! Hello?!
Welcome back for another week with ya fav naughty Astro girls!
This week, the hosts dive into a current event that is going on! Uranus is currently turned retrograde in Taurus! So we are diving right into what this means for us! All the 12 signs! & who will thrive & whos in for some shake ups! Tap Tap Tap in!
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37min
September 04, 2021 Second House Ho3SZ!
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers!
This week, The hosts dive right into the second house! We talk all about what this house represents & what a little about what each sign in this house! Its the smhmoney vibes for me baby!
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33min
August 27, 2021 AM I BEING JUDGEMENTAL?! OR IS IT JUST VIRGO SEASON!
Hey Astrobabies! Welcome back for another week with the asstrologers!
This week, Angel & Nikita will be diving right into Virgo season! We will be going over all the main events! Virgo season marks the middle of the Astro year! So its time to get to work baby!
Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts!
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29min
August 20, 2021 SATURN RETURN! FML?! KINDA?! KINDA NOT!?
Welcome back for another week with your favorite naughty astrology podcast!
This week, The hosts are diving into Saturn returns baby!! We talk all about this astrological rite of passage! Buckle up cause Daddy Saturn is coming for those cheeks! OR he already has!
We cover all the Saturn returns in the signs and returns in the houses. We also dive into the main pod listeners Saturn's a little bit more!
Come laugh & learn! Chefs Kiss BABY!
Follow our socials to partake in weekly polls & get some Astro facts!
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46min

FAQs about The Asstrologers:

How many episodes does The Asstrologers have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.