The Asstrologers

By TheAsstrologers

Join our hosts Angel-Michelle, Nikita, and Stephanie as they explore the naughty side of astrology in their weekly podcast, The Asstrologers. Come have a laugh and learn with us. This podcast will be ... more

· Comedy

4.9

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How many episodes does The Asstrologers have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.

The Asstrologers episodes:

May 13, 2021 Let me see URanus ;)
Welcome back for another week with your fav naughty astrology podcast!
This week, The hosts dive into the Planet URANUS BABY! We cover some signs as this planet is slow to move through all 12! We dive into some common URANUS placements of our listeners! So as usual we have our weekly Astro chat & sluttbutts!
Lets learn & have some laughs!
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46min
May 06, 2021 MOON ME BABY!
This week, the hosts dive into moon phases and the energy each brings. We also have our weekly sluttbutts and girl talk. Come join us and learn about the moon phases and have some fun.

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49min
April 30, 2021 BIG ZICK ZADDY SATURN!!
Welcome back for another week with your fav naughty astrology podcast!
This week, The hosts dive into SATURN! We comb over the zaddy planet & the energy it brings in ones birth chart. We comb over ALL 12 signs in Saturn. So buckle up guys cause DADDDYS HOME! Also, we touch on Saturn returns a bit! mama mia send help! Lets laugh & learn! & as usual we got some sluttbutts :)
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52min
April 22, 2021 GRAB THE SNACKS! ITS TAURUS SEASON BABY!
WELCOME BACK!!!
This week the girls dive right into Taurus season & all that is to come with it! We also share some extra sluttbutts! and have a bit of fun! Grab ya snacks & blankets guys! its TAURUS SEASON!!!!
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1h 18min
April 15, 2021 F**KING CHIRON!
Welcome back, Welcome back ya'll!! For another week at your fav naughty Astro podcast!
This week, The hosts dive into CHIRON! SO GET YA TISSUES BABY! We will be talking about the wounded healer, today and Chiron, in ALL 12 signs. Many don't look into Chiron deeply & let me tell you that's a flop. Chiron is so important! But as you know, Chiron is heavy so you know we had to throw in some extra Sluttbutts for ya'll too! Lets get to business baby!
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1h 11min
April 08, 2021 CHART DESTROYASSSS!!!
Welcome back for another week with your fav nasty astrology podcast!
You asked! So we delivered! We are combing over the charts of some of our lovely followers. We also share some extra SLUTTBUTTS! and have a bit of fun this week!
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1h 24min
March 31, 2021 JUPITER JUPITER..LETS GET STUPIDER!
WELCOME BACK YALL FOR ANOTHER WEEK AT THE ASSTROLOGERS!
WHO ELSE REMEMBERS BOYS GO TO JUPITER TO GET MORE STUPIDER? CAUSE WE DO! DID THEY COME BACK?!
This week, the girls dive into Jupiter! We all talk about what Jupiter represents & we talk about all 12 signs!
Come learn some ish & laugh with us! Sluttbutt time baby!
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1h 1min
March 24, 2021 ITS ARIES SEASON BABY!!!
Welcome back for another week with your fav naughty astrology podcast!
This week, ITS ALL ABOUT ARIES! Happy Aries season everyone!! The girls talk about Aries season & Chakras! They also share some sluttbutts! MORE than normal!
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1h 21min
March 18, 2021 Damn That Rising Sign Tho.....
Welcome back for another week at your your fav naughty Astrology podcast!
This week, The hosts dive into the 12 rising signs! We go from Aries to Pisces & comb over some common traits. We also added some celebrities with each rising, This way you can get a feel for the physical traits. We also go over crystals!
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1h 43min
March 11, 2021 SERIAL & MILK ZADDY!!
Welcome back for another week at your your fav naughty Astrology podcast!
This week, The hosts dive into some birth charts of serial killers! & As usual we have our weekly sluttbutts & the polls baby!
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1h 28min

FAQs about The Asstrologers:

How many episodes does The Asstrologers have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.