The Asstrologers

By TheAsstrologers

Join our hosts Angel-Michelle, Nikita, and Stephanie as they explore the naughty side of astrology in their weekly podcast, The Asstrologers. Come have a laugh and learn with us. This podcast will be ... more

· Comedy

4.9

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How many episodes does The Asstrologers have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.

The Asstrologers episodes:

July 30, 2021 First House HeAuXxX!
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers Baby!
This week, The hosts dive right into the first house! You guys asked for it & we came to deliver baby! Now since we already did a rising sign episode we didn't go into all 12 signs in this house! So if you want to know more just circle back to that one! Come laugh, learn & have some fun with ya favorite naughty Asstrologers!
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38min
July 22, 2021 LE-HOE SEASON BABY!!!!
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers!
This week, the hosts dive right into Leo season! What's to come! What we should be mindful of & what we should avoid! As usual, we do our weekly slootbutts & Astro events! Come laugh & learn!
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38min
July 14, 2021 F#CK ITS A STELLIUM!!!
Welcome back for another week with the Asstrologers!
This week, we have the suds SOS! but we dive right into stelliums & what they mean, bring & the energy it gives! We also dive into the Capricorn stellium that alot of our listeners have! Come laugh & learn with us!
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38min
July 12, 2021 HONEY ROAST THA WEENIES!!!
Welcome back for another week with your naughty Asstrologers!
This week, we take it back to one of our earlier themes and decide to do a roast of all 12 signs! However, its a HONEY ROAST BABY! Which means we will be talking about all the lovely things about each sign! & sharing some bonus sl*utbutts at the end of each! Come hungry! Because this honey roast is about to get hot baby!
This episode is actually the hosts favorite so far! So we cant wait for you guys to tune in!
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1h 27min
July 05, 2021 ARE YOU MUTABLE, FIXED OR CARDINAL BABY!?!?
Welcome back for another week with The Asstrologers! After a little break we are BACK in action baby!!!
This week, the hosts dive into the energy of mutable, fixed and cardinal signs! We talk all about the effect of this with each sign, and how it can affect your chart, or how to come off to others.
So lets get into it!!
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44min
June 23, 2021 ARE WE CRYING...OR IS IT JUST CANCER SEASON?
WELCOME BACK FOR ANOTHER WEEK!! GRAB THE TISSUES! GRAB THE BLANKETS! ITS CANCER SEASON BABY!
This week, The hosts dive right into Cancer season babes! We talk about all the Astro events headed our way! & spill the tea AS USUAL! Its the cancer slutt-butts for us!! Come laugh & Learn and get ready for what lies ahead ya'll!
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59min
June 10, 2021 PLUTO-HOE BABY!!!!
Welcome back for another week with us! Your fav naughty astro podcast!
This week, The hosts dive into Pluto! Now once again another generational planet! The hosts talk about some signs in this & have some laughs and learn some ish! Lets have some fun & learn!
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46min
June 05, 2021 Wild Pisces ft. JChrome!
Welcome back for another week at your favorite naughty Astrology Podcast!
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! THIS IS PROB OUR MOST RAUNCHY ONE YET BABY!
This week, the hosts have a special guest! A New York based Pisces Musician! Now this week we have LOADS of fun! We dive into his chart, teach him some stuff & get tons of stories! Now ya'll know Pisces are WILD AF & JChrome is not an exception! So come have a laugh & lets get wild baby!
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1h 2min
May 27, 2021 NIBBLE ON MY NEPTUNE!
Welcome back Astro babes for another week at your favorite naughty Astrology podcast!
This week, The hosts dive into NEPTUNE BABY! We cover some signs in Neptune & the generational effect this planet can have on the collective! Lets get wet!! We also share some Pisces slutt*butts in honor of Neptune baby! Come laugh & learn!
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41min
May 20, 2021 RUN THE GEMINIS ARE COMING!!!!
Welcome back for another week with your favorite naughty Astrology podcast!
This week, the hosts dive right into GEMINI SEASON BABY! The astrology events for Gemini season ARE INSANE! So come have some laughs, learn about the season, what to expect energy wise and how to work with it! & also cry with us because the co*ck destroyer's broke up :( we sad, so to cheer us up we added some extra sluttbutts! *Chefs Kiss*
Lets get into it baby!
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1h 3min

FAQs about The Asstrologers:

How many episodes does The Asstrologers have?

The podcast currently has 40 episodes available.