Welcome back for another week at your fav naughty Astrology podcast!

This week, the hosts dive right into the planet Mercury. They discuss all 12 signs & what this planet truly represents. They also discuss the term shadow work, what it represents, and why its so important. 

As usual, we have our naughty talk & polls! So come have some slutbutt fun & learn some stuff!

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Join us for another wild week at The Asstrologers! Your favorite weekly naughty Astrology podcast!

This episode, the girls have a bit of fun! We celebrate the day of love by getting buzzed & having a secret Santa sex toy exchange! We also spill some tea about certain experiences with the signs! We also comb over which signs rule the days & what day is best for certain manifestation work.

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Welcome back for another week at The Asstrologers!

This week, the girls fly to the moon! They go over ALL 12 moon sign placements! What moon sign is dramatic? Who's a cry baby? Lets find out!

The girls also comb over Aspects. If you've seen your birth chart, you most likely said wtf is this? Well, allow us to give you a little insight.

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Welcome back to your favorite naughty astrology podcast!

This week, our hosts have a bit of fun diving into some iconic charts! The girls also cover toys in the bedroom! Since last week was a little bit more serious, we wanted to switch it up and have some fun. Come laugh, jam out, and learn with us.

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Welcome back to another episode of your favorite naughty Astrology podcast!

This week, the hosts dive right into VENUS BABY! The girls will be going over all 12 Venus signs. Venus is our love style, so naturally we decided to also tie the 5 love languages into this one. Warning, this episode is more on the informative side, but you know our girls will have some stories to share as well. Don't worry well get extra spicy next week to make up for it! The hosts will also be announcing some big news! Welcome back AstroBabes!

Also, the girls did bottomless mimosas again...so enjoy LOL #oops

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Welcome back for another episode of your favorite naughty Astrology podcast!

This week our hosts leave the realm of naughty Astrology & enter the ROAST! The girls decided to shake it up and have some fun by BASHING all 12 signs. Come get dragged or hear your least favorite sign get dragged! Also, one host shares a story that had our jaws on the FLOOR, and with this crew that means ALOT!

We also cover which sign is the most possessive to the least possessive!

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Join us again for our 4th episode at your favorite naughty astrology podcast!

This week, The hosts dive into the planet of Mars! If you didn't know, Mars represents your will, drive & sexual energy. As we like to say, its how you f**k & how you FIGHT! Knowing this placement for yourself or your partner, can aid you SO much in the bedroom or in the fighting ring baby!

The hosts also discuss the topic of attracting the same sign and why.

The hosts decided to do bottomless mimosas, so lets make it a game to see who fell off first!

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Welcome back Astrobabes!!!!

Our Editor in Chief Asstrologer Stephanie joins us as our special guest this week! We dive RIGHT into how to turn a sign on!

We also dive into the culture of ghosting and how to catch the signs! WHO YA GONNA CALL?? THE ASSTROLOGERS!

We also have a beautiful New Moon in Capricorn this week, So set your intentions!

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Join our hosts for the second episode of The Asstrologers, The naughtiest astrology podcast around. This week we are diving into what signs smash the best & what signs smash the worst together! We also discuss the big 3 AKA Sun, Moon & Rising and what they mean! We also dive into twin flame & soulmate!

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Join us for our first episode of The Asstrologers! We're diving in hot & heavy this week with an intro to who our hosts are. We'll be chatting about The Great Conjunction, followed by a Horny Meter of the signs! We also do weekly Instagram Polls in which we will be sharing the results! 

Come join us for some laughs & some learning!

Thank you so much for joining us & listening in! 

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