The Water Closet is all about New Year’s nonsense, in our “Holiday After the Holidays Special”. Until the discussion turns to Nate Dogg. Bobby gives Jack in the Box a winning New Year’s promotion idea. Also, he reveals the truth behind the Mandela Effect. Allen takes offense at not being considered a good Kneeling Bandit. Brian gets a head start on his New Year’s resolution, so he can feel a little better when it fails a week into January. DeLiRiOuS finally reveals his identity, because now he knows he can run for president and still say whatever he wants. Song: “I Got Love” by Nate Dogg #TooMuchNateDogg #MandelaEffect

This week, the Water Closet is a time machine that travels back for pro wrestling nostalgia. Mostly because Bobby is outnumbered by two old guys. Brian shoots on the Robocop incident in pro wrestling. Allen shoots on the mutant ability of a classic wrestler. Bobby shoots on a missed opportunity to perform at a little wrestling event.

Hands are held, and arms are crossed, in the water closet this episode, valued listeners. Allen and Bobby hold hands, and try not to let go of their masculinity, as they reach for an obscure world record. Tony holds on to his disapproval of TDPDA, while he death-grips his Man Card. Brian drops the clay on the carpet, and no one is able to grasp his fiber analogy.

It's a post Thanksgiving wrap up in the water closet, and the guys share what they are thankful for. Buckle up for a bummer list, everyone. Allen has to buy two tickets, and is very uncomfortable in theme park rides. DeLiRiOuS reveals the moment he switched to boxers. Brian gets viral video-bombed at his new gym/bakery. Hey, Bobby over there, with his hat and a shirt. You're dressed so nice, kid.

Move your papers and mattresses away from the speakers, listeners! The water closet is barely able to contain this hottest fire intro. DeLiRiOuS hates comedy in threes, but likes eating "genius butter". Allen doesn't think Tony and Bobby understand what putting a toe in the water means. Bobby would like have the immunity that comes with impersonating Danny DeVito. This episode may end in a dramatic case of mistaken identity, involving a gun pointed a two of the same person. #AflacMoney #AffleckMoney

It's been less than 12 hours since the presidential election results, and a drastic new change has been implemented. Water closet talk this week is speculation about why The Purge is happening. Also, in this episode - DeLiRiOuS reveals his catfishing tattoo. Allen reveals his solution to corporate tax problems: patriotic stickers. Bobby reveals how he comfortably lumps all Trump voters under one blanket. Brian reveals the secret of heavier concealed carriers.

This week in the water closet, the original AMD trio discusses the topic of losers. DeLiRiOuS tells the tale of the 43 million dollar steak dinner. Bobby’s hot water tank is the lovable loser that sacrifices itself to save him. Everyone that Trick or Treated at Brian’s house this year was the loser, as they took responsible amounts of old-man candy.

This is a week of arms crossing in firm disapproval of things for the AMD crew. DeLiRiOuS is sick, and bows out early. Or he just doesn’t care about us. Bobby doesn’t approve when things get excessively fast and excessively furious. Brian crosses his arms hard across his Star Wars jersey, in protest of professional sports. Allen thinks less of a possible white supremacist, but only after seeing his tattoo. Be sure to enjoy the Zen garden break in the middle of this episode.

Tacos, tummy aches, and tush care. We cover the entire digestive system in the water closet this week. Bobby would rather be at the wall of taco trucks. Or the Yellowcard concert. Allen can only approve of so much of Brian’s comedy, until he puts on his coach hat and pulls him off the joke pitcher’s mound. Brian puts on his sausage costume, and plays the bad joke mascot when he’s not allowed to pitch. DeLiRiOuS will support car trunk tamales, but never food truck fusion.

When we’re not handing off responsibilities around the water closet, we take only bad selfies. Bobby explains how he was a part of the exploding Samsung Note 7 saga, and a victim of the hack comedy that followed it. Brian explains the gradual process of going “full Trump”. Allen takes his electric clipboard around the neighborhood to solve bad parenting. DeLiRiOuS recounts his stories of witnessing fanatical sports culture, and tries to say something nice about the the presidential candidates.