Atomic Mind Dump - Ep 109 - Hook 'Em, Dan-O

Pretty T would like to welcome only the adults to an episode of Atomic Mind Dump Nights. Brian discusses the vampire episode of a TV show about bikinis and banana hammocks. Allen is caught up in the modern day trend of building a medieval trebuchet. If DeLiRiOuS wants something thrown, he'll do it with his bare hands, and his superhuman throwing ability. Bobby admits that he is merely a chuff enabler, and not a chuff participant. Your jimmies may be rustled during this episode, fair warning.

Dear podcast listener, we tried changing to a more chill format this week, because it was almost Allen and Bobby just laughing for 45 minutes. We riff bad t-shirt ideas... Or are they? We also don't like radio shows using their produced content to compete with our sloppy podcasts. Tony arrives to rain hard truth on our untapped market idea. Cue the morning zoo whistle sounds.

This is the episode that will resurface when we run for Senator. Bobby is watching not porn with not Velma. Brian isn't allowed to by Tricksies pants for his kids. DeLiRiOuS brings the Hot Topics, and they get Allen heated. Pay 'em more! This episode is brought to you by NPR... NOT

Squeeze this main attraction content between your buttocks, listeners! You're welcome for the tinnitus. Bobby points out the creepiness of knowing your state's age of consent. Allen gives the guys tickets to the gun show. 'Murica. Tony's wall won't let science or facts get in the way of the truth. Brian comes to the sports defense of skill games.

The Water Closet Fite Club is on, now! Allen throws the first punch, with a monster claim made by DeLiRiOuS, and he decides to cosign it. Tony struts in with fresh bloody knuckles, and stories of his hardness, until the heavy bag makes an appearance to dispute his claims. Bobby goes online to see both sides of the liberal/conservative debate, and all he sees is salt. Endless plains of salt. Brian tells the story of his journey into stock investing, but it sends us all into a rant against newspaper funny pages.

Welcome to the aromatheraphy Water Closet! Sit back, enjoy an Unkempt Joseph, and listen to this episode, as we choose what to cure, so you don't have to. This week, Allen defends his use of a bad comedy hashtag, Bobby goes to war against tiny bundt cakes, and Brian, in a stunning turn of events, switches sides mid-argument. Email us, and tell us which side you're on. #KermitTyping.gif

Welcome to the Water Closet feeding frenzy. Our bellies are filled with joke-meat and license plates. This week: Brian finally reads a business book classic, and his Description of it makes us all want to be Jerk Dad. Bobby is concerned that Steven Seagal is in a real-life descent into madness, and Netflix is just filming it. Allen feels shame when Brian goes dad-mode, and embarrasses him with stories of old RPG characters. Mr. Seagal, if you’re listening to this, we’re writing that feel-good teacher movie, just for you.

Welcome to the most reliable source for your fake news, dear listeners. This week: Allen hasn’t been 100% at all since the year started, and his daughter doesn’t care. President DeLiRiOuS does not discriminate, even when his pranks do. Bobby realizes that this podcast creates the dankest timelines. Brain reveals the next episode of Mike Rowe’s Dirty Jobs: Abroad. None of it matters, though, because iRealDolls are taking over the world. #DrowningInPoon

This episode happens in the future, in a world after episode 100 of AMD, full of flying cars and douche scooters! And then we never did the official episode 100 extravaganza, so now it’s this. Ricardo is back, replacing his speed dating questions with inspirational emojis. Brian earns a “That’s what my dad always says.” Allen needs the bigger arm cuff. Bobby can’t sleep without the white noise of porn. #Gigaflop