We’re grading everything in the water closet this episode, including our grades. Allen “the hypocritical heavyweight” Manning is disappointed to see celebrities put on weight. Bobby “Tenacious B” Robinson wonders if the internet is ready for a reverse Rick Roll video. Pretty D-minus expresses his fear of getting fat by association, then steps out to take an important phone call. Don’t worry, Bobby and Allen provide play-by-play for it. Also, we come to the realization that Brian is out to spite Tony, and is ultimately saving us from ourselves. #PaulChen #Sunflowers

Our research in the water closet this week has linked a disturbing trend with a country’s population decline. Also this week: Allen will tell the government whatever they want to hear, to get that sweet advertising money. DeLiRiOuS refuses to waste his time listening to TV theme songs. Bobby gets none of the benefits when he tries to watch his porn Blu Rays Brian tells unbelievable tales about aliens living on Earth, and a friend that claims he didn’t know he was ordering porn.

Today’s adventures in the water closet are about visiting hospitals and old comedy topics. Brian’s jokes swing to both extremes today, but don’t worry, none of his topics are current. A very hearty DeLiRiOuS visits a hospital for the first time, and has a 90s comedy experience. Allen’s emergency room visit is deemed unworthy, because no one got ice cream. Director Bobby can’t keep any of the sad casting couch footage.

Tony is sick this week, so Bobby, Brian, and Allen the guest, are running the Water Closet. Into the ground. Instead of Wookie-chuffing at each other, like we normally do when DeLiRiOuS is out, we spend the day giggling at our own jokes, and shamelessly self-promoting our personal projects. Eventually, we discuss the therapy of role-playing games, and the depressing realization that we caused the sad parts of a classic 80s movie. In the end, we’re all betas and omegas, pretending to be alphas. Except superactor Jeantonio Vanderas. He’s the genetic alpha male. Robocop beat produced by Crank Lucas.

This week, on a very special episode of Blossom, DeLiRiOuS brings an Atomic topic. Mind your step in here, because they all bring the Dump, afterward.  The tone in the water closet is deep today, but the original crew is always able to joke inappropriately. Bobby bids farewell to his little hitchhiker, and realizes how attached he actually was to it. Brian is uncomfortable and queasy at times, but still manages to bring his dad-level humor. DeLiRiOuS is… he just, uh… I can’t even. #FrenchDonkey

This week, the AMD water closet is green. Partly, because we envy what “just a bunch of amateur athletes” can accomplish. Mostly, because we’re using Olympic diving water, imported from Brazil. DeLiRiOuS is totally ok with faking a school sit-ups record, but refuses to do “fake” pull-ups. Allen will take any pull up he can get, by any means necessary. Brian feels bad for decathletes, and feels good about the sound of painting. We also proudly endorse a Rogers / Ross 2016 ticket. #DeadPresidents This week is cut short by technical difficulties. We blame Bobby, because he wasn't here. Please come back, Bobby.

This week, AMD is recording from the water closet of a Starbucks, because Brian is now our resident pompous author, who only handles his media in analog format. Tony is a tiger, with no tolerance for finger wags. Allen is a weasel slapper, with his sights set on Tony. Bobby is a stand up comic, with a tight five on quality-made products.

Take a trip to the Water Closet, by the angry fistful. Bobby puts on his bear suit, and when he asks you about the weather, he doesn't want to hear about the weather. Tony is a jerk sherpa, that wants to mail people to his house. Allen lives his life in a state of emotional Equilibrium, and he sees grammar mistakes, like that kid in The Sixth Sense. If you make it to the end of this episode, here's your t-shirt, hero. #NoTrevors

We let you into our Water Closet for another episode to let you see too much of us.  Bobby is mad at the Olympics, DeLiRiOuS is mad at whistling through missing teeth, and Allen is mad at the state of hip hop today. We also discover the ugly truth about ourselves: we're the hoes. #HoesMad

Welcome to Throwupalooza! Bobby shows little regard for his life, as he plays disc golf the way God intended. Allen wears sunglasses indoors to battle a one-beer hangover. Pretty T bakes tossed cookies in a Vegas hot car, and struggles to keep his house under three-digit temperatures. The guys also want "killing George Clooney" to become a regular conversational phrase. Also, Brexit, because everyone else is. #KillingGeorgeClooney