The Ax Files UNLOCKED

Welcome back to new book day! It's Rachel's third bite at the apple, and for this one we're diving into the nonsense! Featuring magical crocodile action! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Nice is Neat, Tim Allen Noise, and Jaguars Is Angels!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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It's time to bring the time travel adventure to a close, with a raucous wail and a new count established. Hope you like some sci-fi nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Biollante Lives, Communalism in South American Monkey Colonies, and The Naked Blood Queen!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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This ep is a little shorter than normal because this book has a weird number of chapters, but that doesn't mean the contents are any less strange! Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Literally Out of Pocket, The Sexiest Monkey, and Schrodinger's Poison Tipped Spear!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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Book eleven opens with some timestamps, for some reason! Jake is having weird visions, but what's going on in the local grocery store? Is he fit to be in the field? Join Kate, Vivian, and Patch to talk about Square Dance Requiem, the Weast Coast, and the Animorph Chain of Command!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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In the last segment of The Android, it's time for Erek to get his hands (paws?) dirty. The pemalite crystal is threatened, but is saving it worth the cost? Is taking away a culture's identity worth recovering yet another weapon? Marco sure thinks so! Join Vivian, Kate, and Patch to talk about If It Sucks Just Wipe Your Memory, That's Not How Morphing Works, and That's Gonna Be Back In Like Three Days, Tops!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs

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Ancient Aliens! The Secrets of History Revealed! Also a dude who talks too much about how he knew Shakespeare! In the second part of The Android, we're gonna get introduced to some wild concepts, and just *way* too many dogs! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about It's All About Family, See?, The Android Pooper Scooper Brigade, and Dear God, What Did They Do To Those Wolves???

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs

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We're back for Marco's second bite of the apple, and it gets weird right away. First we're going to a concert, and then we'll learn a little about how the physics of morphing works! Join Kate, Patch, and Vivian to talk about Understanding Offspring, Doing a Wizard Voice, and Minding Your Wads!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs

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Things are getting a little over the top as the yeerk exploration of illegal logging practices revs up to full speed. It's just...it seems a little looney tunes though? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Cassie's Guilt Meter, That's Not How Skunks Work, and An Extremely Brief Discussion of an Extremely Small Part of Buddhist Philosophy With Regard to Nature!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs

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It's time for Cassie's second turn at the wheel as we dive into the strangeness that is The Secret! the Yeerks are getting into logging, and worse...they're doing it *legally*. Time for the kids to mess up a perfectly legit business operation! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Zoro Onepiece, Termite Grammar, and Definitely Not Morphing for Personal Reasons!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs

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We're back, and we're here to finish off our latest book! This was a weird one, only two episodes. The chapter numbers really messed us up here. Join Nobody, Kate, and Vivian to talk about How Would Andalites Wear Sunglasses, Yelling at the Space President, and Lighting up a Forest with Napalm!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs

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