The Ax Files UNLOCKED

It's time to close out our little space adventure, and surprisingly enough it doesn't involve that much graphic violence! Against people, anyway. This is gonna mess up the environment for DECADES. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Gotta Morph em all, Morphs We Shall Never Speak Of Again, and Time is a Flat Cinnabon!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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Lost in deep space, the kids quickly find themselves embedded in another Lord of the Rings reference! And also intergalactic war, you know how it is. Ax's mission report continues as war rages over Leera and also like three different people tell him he's awful at lying. It's kinda brutal, ngl. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about This Guy Doesn't Know What Winning Means, I Can't Carry the Ring, but I Can Kill You, and Having Eyes on the Insides!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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In the first one of these books for a while that actually respects the framing device of the kids writing them for future people to read, Ax is here to give us an after action report on a military disaster! And also steal so much food he almost dies! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bun Madness, We're in the NCR Apparently , and The Sextuple Bird!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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Rachel is having a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad day. I mean we kind of did also since we had to rerecord this, but let's be real, she's got it worse, what with the falling directly into the yeerk pool and all. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Alcoholic Sauce, Let's Joe Ahead, and War Crimes But Silly!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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The day has finally arrived: we get to talk about what Gleeting is. Also we just get to say the word Gleet a lot, which is pretty great. And I guess there's thing with the ethics of potentially scarring hundreds of people for life? but that's less important Gleet Gleet Gleet. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Diggy Diggy Mole, Tobias Would Die For You, and Oatmeal: Not Even Once!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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With a new book comes new ethical questions, like...is chemical warfare okay if you're a thirteen year old? Probably not, tbh! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Planet Hollywood Horror Stories, Guest Starring Ah-nuld, and Breast Expansion Barbie!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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It only took a quarter of the series, but Jake is finally starting to understand the power ot terrible and gratuitious violence! Surely this will have no long-term consequences! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Marco-ca Magica, Baking That Boy, and The Incredible Bulletface!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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If anything is weird about this ep, let me know, my mouse died and I had to edit it with my LAPTOP TRACKPAD If there ISN'T anything weird about this episode, BEWARE MY POWER.

Anyway the Animorphs learn about the evils of capitalism (except Marco) and drive Jake even further into despair when they take on the second-richest man in the world! They're literally fighting the guy who invented the internet! Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to talk about The Zoo (Cleaning) Crew, Andalite Guillotines, and Bird Zappers!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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It's time to start a new cycle, and so we start the book that gives us our most interesting Jake so far! The morals of war are about to be twisted as the kids find an evil AOL chatroom! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Security Theatre of the Mind, Toilet Humor, and Rhinos From Heaven!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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It's time for the last chapter of the Sharco adventure! Surely nothing bad will happen. Marco can only hold so much trauma, after all. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about One Glass Bone, The Four Straw Situation, and The ClaaaaAAAAaaaaw!

WARNING: This episode largely revolves around non-consensual brain surgery and the implantation of foreign objects, as well as our medical history revolving around surgery. This is so much the focus of this episode that there aren't really time codes that can be used to avoid it. If these are triggering subjects for you, you may wish to skip this episode. Apologies for the inconvenience.

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.