The Ax Files UNLOCKED

It's time for an aquatic adventure! There's something at the bottom of the sea, and only the Animorphs can find out what! I sure hope none of them are afraid of water! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about LAVA SPIDERS, We All Live in a Transparent Aluminum Submarine, and Shark Brains!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us! RIP Cohost, you were the best o7

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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It's time for Marco part three and boooooooy howdy is this kid full of trauma! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bird Facts, the Sharks and the Jets, and Tobias' Old Time Aquatic Hawk Rodeo!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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Hey, so I dunno what happened to my edit queue? But this episode managed to get out of order over on our patreon feed, which means that last week you missed the middle part of the book and skipped straight to the end! This is a reupload of part 3 of The Unknown just to make sure the feed plays in the correct order. Sorry about that! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The TALK, My Brother, You Jumped Out Of The Boat, and Alien Spaceships Don't Look Like That!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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This episode Cassie starts to feel like she's surrounded by horses, horses, horses horses horses! It's time to invade the Zone, but first, a day at the races! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Solid Gold Horses, Naruto Running into Zone 91, and They're Putting Chemicals in the Water to Turn the Freaking Horses Blue!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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It's time to take a spin out on the range, as Cassie and Rachel head out to the Dry Lands fer a good ol' horses and guns adventure. I mean it isn't *really* an old west book, but it's a horse book in the desert, you know? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Cowboys vs Aliens, Conspiracy Evolution, and Where Nevada Is!

As a brief note, in talking about the history of this book Nobody discussed the birth of Applegate's first child. I knew that one of Applegate's children was trans, but incorrectly thought it was the younger daughter, and as a consequence used the wrong name and pronouns for Clara. I have removed these inaccuracies during the editing process, but nevertheless I should have been more careful with my research and I deeply apologize.

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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Okay! Once more, with feeling! Somehow my files got all screwed up, so last week when I thought I was filling in the missing episode 42, I ACTUALLY just put out the normal episode 45. So here's 42 for reals this time!

Tobias is faced with a hard choice as the Ellimist's mission comes to an end. Is he to remain genderqueer but for hawks? or does he have a chance to go back? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Weirdly Effective Scavengers, Hit It With A Stick, and Would You Still Love Me if I Stopped Being a Worm?

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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With their new Hork-bajir friend in tow, it's time for the animorphs to try their hand at some shenaniganery! Now they have TWO species to save! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Taxxon Throats, My Waife, and Tobias Gets to Be Involved This Time!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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Tobias is back, and there's a chase afoot! A hork-bajir races through the forest, pursued by...yeerks? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about Keeping Secrets From Your Friends, Trixie From Speed Racer, and the Good Ol' Yeerks club!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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In our second portion of The Reaction, Rachel learns that she has a very goofy allergy that doesn't make a ton of sense, and proceeds to lie to EVERYONE about it! Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about An Extended Discussion of Crocodilian Taxonomy, Fish With Spears, and Betraying Humanity for Fun and Profit!

Check out our patreon at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can get the advance feed of this very show-subscribers get to listen three months early! We also offer other stuff, like weekly let's plays and queer book reviews!

We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us @UsWeirdos on Cohost, or on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on cohost and bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! They also appear every Tuesday at 6pm eastern for Mutants in the Now, a TMNT inspired game! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

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