The Ax Files UNLOCKED

The Ax Files UNLOCKED

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The Ax Files UNLOCKED episodes

  • Taking the Murderbird (The Discovery, 19-26)

    This is probably fine! You really shouldn't dangle an evil carrot in front of someone's nose if you want them to not eat it, right? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Spy Dads 3D, He's Helping! Sort Of!, and The Verb Form of Dolphin!


    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 24 min
  • Cascading Stupidity Aura (The Discovery, 10-18)

    Have you ever noticed how off-the-rails things get when Ax and Marco get together? You sure are about to. Our look into David's home life continues with a bang! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about We Don't Know How Nineties Computers Work, Sneks are Cute, and Good Old Federal Incompetence!


    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 40 min
  • What's in the (Blue) Boooox (The Discovery, 1-9)

    After all these weeks, it's finally here...the Asshole Trilogy begins with a new kid in town, and some pure Looney Tunes nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Doctor Themhattan, Kids With Guns, and Disregard FEEmales, Acquire Profit!



    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 9 min
  • 64. How Yeerks Werk (The Departure, 19-27)

    We've come to the conclusion of one of the quieter and more thoughtful Animorphs books, which means it's time for the kids to decide whether they're going to murder an even younger kid! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Too Old for Puns, Would You Still Love Me If I Was a Worm, and I Said Godzilla Makes You Feel Things Dangit!



    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 22 min
  • Incidental Leopard (The Departure, 10-18)

    Okay but seriously who put this leopard here, they're not native to the forests of California. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Murderface Skywalker, Leopard-Based Problem Solving, and The Platonic Ideal of Cassie Books!



    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 28 min
  • Extrude the Mouth-Flesh (The Departure 1-9)

    One of our most unusual books thus far starts with Cassie getting a midnight visitor! And also swearing off violence forever. With forty books left in the series, we'll see how well that promise goes! Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to talk about Nobody Gets Excited to Talk About Cats, Hatchet Time Baybeee, and Animorph No More!


    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 26 min
  • Prehistoric Moral Relativism (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 28-37)

    As the second Megamorphs draws to a close, it's time for preposterous moral dilemmas! How many dings do we give Tobias for that, anyway? Join Vivian, Kate, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Not Millions of Ants, Dino Commandos, and The Lost City of Crablantis!


    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other Monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 14 min
  • Got the Space Broccoli Blues (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 19-27)

    Dinosaur adventures continue as the Animorphs come to a startling revalation about the history of the Earth-the Ancient Aliens guys were right! Sort of. Not really.

    Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Crab People, Atom Smashin', and What Do Your Andalite Eyes See!


    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other Monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 13 min
  • The Find Out Portion of the Exercise (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 10-18)

    We're Back! (A Dinosaur's Story)! Trapped in the past the Animorphs are slowly starting to figure out what's going on with all these dinosaurs, by which I mean Ax is apparently capable of soloing a T-rex? Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to talk about Fusion is how Stars Do, The Worst Shoes, and Andalite glasses!



    Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other Monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 10 min
  • ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE (In the Time of Dinosaurs, 1-9)

    It's Megamorphs time, y'all! And this one is way more coherent than last time around! The kids get caught up in a rescue mission that shoots them back to a time where they aren't the apex predators! Also that's two episodes in a row Ax has exploded, so you know. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about K.A. Forgor, Jake Doesn't Know What Dinosaurs Are, and Getting Nuked for Fun and Profit!


    We kind of gave up on twitter! You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social. Come, abandon the HellPit with us!


    You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!


    Patch can also be found on several games for All on the Table, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Saturday at 3pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/allonthetablerpgs or at youtube.com/@AllOnTheTableRPGs. They're also on an official playtest game for the SAGAs rpg, which airs every other monday at twitch.tv/randomrhapsody!

    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 hr 19 min

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