The Ax Files UNLOCKED

Like for real though, what are we even doing here? Have the animorphs fallen so low they can't even fight a bunch of bug-sized weirdos? Yes, absolutely, and it's GREAT. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Textile Madness, Lessons in Submission, and That's a Butthole for Sure!

If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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Having finished the moving expository monologue that was the Andalite Chronicles, it's time now to dive into some absolute wacky nonsense. Do you need a break from the Horrors? K.A. sure does! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Shrinky-Dink Blinky Blink, Promoted to Air Taxi, and The Accidental Economist!

If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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Well, that's it folks, end of an era. Elfangor is finally done expositing at us, it only took five weeks to get through the last three seconds of his life. Quite the gift that guy has! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Bill Windows, Time Skip Problems, and Kids These Days!

If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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Trapped in a horrific nightmare world where McDonalds exists and libraries don't, Elfangor and Loren learn that the Time Matrix doesn't seem very time travelly actually? More of an alternate reality machine, really. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about KA Loves Hobbits, Space Ooblies, and Too Much Talk About Mortrons!

f you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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Elfangor's no-good very bad day continues as he goes to meet a mountain that yells at him! Sheesh, talk about a bad first impression. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Cybertruck Archaeology, Worms go THOOMP, and Andalite UWU Eyes!

f you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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Sorry for the delay on this one, folks! Nobody had some major computer issues that kept them from editing for a while, but we are back in the game! Also Elfangor is having one of the worst days of his life, just truly miserable. Please try to ignore all the times we call Elfangor "Ax" also, we clearly don't have the vibe of this book down yet. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Post Traumatic Morph Disorder, Taxxons Are Friend AND Food, and The Most 9-11 Pilled Star Trek!

f you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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Hooooooooly smokes y'all. We've been waiting for this one for a WHILE, in a couple ways! We broke release order pretty hard in order to wait until we knew the secret this book spoils, so lets get into one of the wildest books in the series, shall we? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Getting Outranked By Wesley Crusher, The Skrit-Na Health Plan, and Everyone in Space is Naked!

f you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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As Tobias' book comes to a close, it's time to reveal a secret...a secret people reading in release order knew over a year ago. Listen I don't know why they did it this way, but here we are. With the mystery of his family finally revealed it's time to make a decision...once and for all. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Superfella, Tobias Lives by the Blade, and Now That's What I Call Hawk Music!

If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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The hunt for Bek is only heating up, and as if that weren't bad enough Tobias still can't have dinner? Somebody get this guy a mouse! Oh plus he's thinking about his human cousin and how Rachel saw him doing something embarrassing and oh dang this kid has a lot going on right now. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Outer Space Study Buddies, Blade Nerves, and Learn to Mine Asteroids!

If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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You always know it's going to be a good time when you start a Tobias book. By which I mean Tobias is going to have a terrible time! And also possibly a family he didn't know about before? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Hork-Bajir Valley Ranch Dressing, The Flesh Should Be Inside, and A Nice Refreshing Dr. Brown!

If you'd like to get a head start on this show, you can find us at patreon.com/usweirdoscast, where you can listen to episodes 13 weeks before they release on the free feed! Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!

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