The Ax Files UNLOCKED

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The podcast currently has 71 episodes available.

The Ax Files UNLOCKED episodes:

January 06, 2026 Ratchel's Revenge (The Solution, 1-9)
As the Asshole Trilogy moves into its final act, it's time for a touch of the old hyperviolence! Did you ever want to know who would win between a lion and Rachel? Join Kate, Nobody, and Vivian to talk about That's Some Weasel Talk, Hardcoreparkour, and A Hospital for Tigers!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
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1h 15min
December 09, 2025 70. Full Pissboy (The Threat, 19-28)
A line has been crossed, friends, and it's not one you ever want to cross. David is well and truly the enemy of the Animorphs now, and they have no idea how to defend against the techniques they've been using for years! Plus, like...you can't just cry in front of Visser Three, not cool man. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Double Holograms All the Way, Twobias, and Bird Math!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
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1h 17min
December 01, 2025 Bloated With Dragonfly Juice (The Threat, 10-18)
Okay look. I GET that it was deeply unfair of us to go on hiatus right before episode 69 dropped but that's just the way the motherboard crumbles sometimes, you know? Anyway. Niiiiiiice. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Sixty-Nine Dudes!, Female-Presenting Legs, and Liefeld Lions!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
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1h 15min
November 09, 2025 Bird Crimes (The Threat, 1-9)
Okay so I KNOW that new kid seemed super sus when Marco was telling the story, but Jake probably has a more even keel about all this, right? Right? Uh-oh. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about The World Blew Up, Everyone's Favorite Character, and Chemicals Out the Wazoo!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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1h 2min
November 02, 2025 Taking the Murderbird (The Discovery, 19-26)
This is probably fine! You really shouldn't dangle an evil carrot in front of someone's nose if you want them to not eat it, right? Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Spy Dads 3D, He's Helping! Sort Of!, and The Verb Form of Dolphin!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
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1h 24min
October 27, 2025 Cascading Stupidity Aura (The Discovery, 10-18)
Have you ever noticed how off-the-rails things get when Ax and Marco get together? You sure are about to. Our look into David's home life continues with a bang! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about We Don't Know How Nineties Computers Work, Sneks are Cute, and Good Old Federal Incompetence!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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1h 40min
October 21, 2025 What's in the (Blue) Boooox (The Discovery, 1-9)
After all these weeks, it's finally here...the Asshole Trilogy begins with a new kid in town, and some pure Looney Tunes nonsense! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Doctor Themhattan, Kids With Guns, and Disregard FEEmales, Acquire Profit!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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1h 9min
August 25, 2025 64. How Yeerks Werk (The Departure, 19-27)
We've come to the conclusion of one of the quieter and more thoughtful Animorphs books, which means it's time for the kids to decide whether they're going to murder an even younger kid! Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Viv is Too Old for Puns, Would You Still Love Me If I Was a Worm, and I Said Godzilla Makes You Feel Things Dangit!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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1h 22min
August 10, 2025 Incidental Leopard (The Departure, 10-18)
Okay but seriously who put this leopard here, they're not native to the forests of California. Join Kate, Vivian, and Nobody to talk about Murderface Skywalker, Leopard-Based Problem Solving, and The Platonic Ideal of Cassie Books!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday at 7pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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1h 28min
July 06, 2025 Extrude the Mouth-Flesh (The Departure 1-9)
One of our most unusual books thus far starts with Cassie getting a midnight visitor! And also swearing off violence forever. With forty books left in the series, we'll see how well that promise goes! Join Kate, Vivian and Nobody to talk about Nobody Gets Excited to Talk About Cats, Hatchet Time Baybeee, and Animorph No More!

Wanna hang out? You can find us on bluesky @usweirdoscast.bsky.social!

You can also email us at [email protected]! Vivian can be found at @oblivivian on bluesky! Patch is at linktr.ee/nobodyaround!

Patch can also be found on several games for Random Rhapsody, a collection of livestreamed actual play shows airing every Monday pm Eastern! Find it at twitchtwitch.tv/randomrhapsody or on Bluesky at randomrhapsody.bsky.social‬!
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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1h 26min

FAQs about The Ax Files UNLOCKED:

How many episodes does The Ax Files UNLOCKED have?

The podcast currently has 71 episodes available.