In 1993, Ann and two distinctly separate beings who would later fuse into one uncanny entity joined forces to create what they thought would be the one book to end them all: The ultimate guide to baby-sitting, featuring everything anyone could possibly want to know about head wounds, house fires, and bad burps. This week, our intrepid heroes ventured into that book and, somehow, lived to tell the tale.

Music credits:

“Stardust,” by Fox Beat Stock Music

"Elevator Music," by Korolkov

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Cyril for the outro music.

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