Yawn another D grade Episode. Thank you to Sally the Schnauser-Labradoodle cross who is my one and only listener - though I can't be sure you listen just because you accidentally tread on your owner's keyboard. If I receive fan mail with a dog paw print I will know I have 1 true fan. Now excuse me there is a 3 day old chip on my floor that needs eating. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2023/01/21/chippie-hopkins-would-one-day-become-a-prime-minister-a-short-story/

A new fresh cart of Horse Dung has arrived.....and lo & behold while I was a shovelin' the shite on me turnips, some poems fell out. So I read the poems & they ended up on the Net. Sorry to all my 1 listeners out there! 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/11/19/fly-the-nest-a-poem/

Oh no - not another Episode! Oh well at least it's better than a kick in the pants! If only slightly! In this episode I read the story of Marcel Smithski - a resident of St Kilda Beach a seaside suburb of Melbourne Australia. He is a book loving, deadbeat, pseudo intellectual who dreams of one day being the final 'good' Dictator. He infiltrates a Globalist thinktank and begins his irreverent speech - what could go wrong? Will this be the beginning of Smithskis New REALLY GOOD Utopia? Or will the Globalists cut him down? Well, you'll have to listen to find out, dum dum!. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/10/17/i-have-updated-my-latest-short-story-please-read-it-you-may-like-it-as-it-slags-off-the-faceless-men-women-in-puppetry-i-e-modern-politics/

This is the True Story Of Those Many Locations Of Spiritual Darkness. The Small Towns In Spirit That Congeal In Too Many Places Throughout The Cosmos. 

You may recognise this story on a personal level.  Yes, Evil Exists In this World & The Your Job Is To Smile Through The Storm. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/09/24/the-earthly-plague-of-mediocretus/

Another Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap episode! Save your rotten vegetables up for this one! Throw 'em at the screen! We have two Poems: "Woman Are Warlords.." and "Saint Joe the Neurotypical". Please feel free to print this episode out & exchange for some Horse-Sh*t and your local Farm, at current exchange rates one of my poems is worth 3 bags of Horse- Shit. When you give the Poem to the Farmer simply say "yes sir no sir three bags full sir".  Upon receiving the bags of shite - simply go to your front yard and wind it up, over your head helicopter style and fertilize your lawn. . . after all - "shite poems grow many a daisey" 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/09/20/women-are-warlords-on-ice-just-waiting-for-a-big-thaw/

Oh no, another poem - but as Windsor Davies once said to Gloria "Oh Dear How Sad - Never Mind". This is only 5 Mins Long so much like a Ramones song - if you don't like it will be over soon - and you can go back to your favourite pastime - the joy of teaching your great great grandma how to suck eggs (hmmm that sounds like a new Poem). See ya on the flipside or the 'already flipped' side - whichever way the flapjack crumbles. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/08/12/the-fabricator-vs-the-engineer-vs-the-physicist/

I'm back to ruin you day again! Oh well at least my poetry is better than a slap in the face with a dry bus ticket - I say 'dry bus ticket' because of course, a 'slap with a wet bus ticket' I cannot possibly compete with, especially on my limited budget. P.s. NZ poetry is better than Australian poetry, for obvious reasons - NZ poets are much poorer & colder - key positives for creativity. This is a quick one - only 3 minutes so enjoy my (soon to be) millions of fans around the world. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/07/13/analog-ernie-finally-goes-digital/

Oh No!  Another Episode! Batten down your hatches ! Wait why are you living in a Submarine! You should be living in a U-Boat - it's far more deadly and multi use! Get one off your local German, they have plenty! In this episode Marcel Atkins thinks back 2051 - when the Pleiadean's came to sort out Earth, to save them from the Neolib corrupt Political classes!  

- This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/04/16/marcel-atkins-the-22nd-centurys-rogue-brain-chip-hacker-pt7/

This Episode is a waste of your time, if foolishly you listen to it you will be saying in 10 minutes time "I'll never get those 10 minutes back". But if you are a masochist, you will LOVE this episode....you can listen to it and hate yourself for doing it - everyone wins (especially if you have multiple personality disorder). Good luck , and I apologise for this silliness, I am a traitor to NZ!!! A New Zealander should never attempt to do anything other than try to climb Mt Everest or Score a Try Or Eat a Pie!. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/05/21/podcast-transcript-3-poems-a-confusing-day-feminine-cycles-can-you-do-it-dr/

If you hate yourself very, very much - you will love this episode. But first prepare properly!  Smear peanut butter & jelly on yourself first, then jump into an eiderdown. For the moment, you can now press play on your device. After the episode is over, get out of the eiderdown and walk down the main street of your small-town all the while making loud rooster sounds. When someone stops you and says "My dear boy has someone tarred and feathered you again" you can respond and say "No old timer, this is self-inflicted and don't worry I am not tarred and feathered I am peanut buttered and feathered". Then the old timer can say "Thank God Sonny! (because only a male would do this kind of insanity) I was worried about you for a second - But since you assure me you are ok, please go about your business..... unless of course you have a fresh egg to give me as I'm starving and as it is late in the week my pension is exhausted". You can then produce an Egg for the old timer - if you are up for it. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/04/13/podcast-transcript-frankenstein-future-tbc/