The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

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The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc. episodes

  • Ep. 28 “Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Century’s Rogue Brain Chip Hacker” Pt6

    In this episode our hero Marcel remembers the conditions that gave rise to the alien takeover of 2051 - "The StarPeople reconfiguration". He remembers a time of snobby elitism whereby the people were slowly turned from the happily prosperous to lowly powerless serfs serving a vacuous elite. ...does that ring true? Listen to this episode to be enthralled! But please ensure your seat is well braced, as you will spend many minutes on the edge of it listening to this episode. Now I must fly as I have to comb my lustrous hair and powder my 3 foot long nose. 

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/06/28/marcel-atkins-the-22nd-centuries-rogue-brain-chip-hacker-pt6/

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    39 min
  • Ep. 27 "The Proud Cats At The P*U*C*C Finally Put Their Paws Down"- A Short Story

    'Squeaky' is a very smart cat, who loves the fine things in life. His unwitting owner gets embroiled into an adventure whereby his cat and his new intellectual friends at the PUBLIC UTILITARIANISM CATS CLUB - (P.U.C.C) seem to have got the better of him and the world. Is it for the best? Or will the owner be turned into mincemeat and gulped down? Well read it and find out ya dunderhead, as If I'm gonna spoil it here in the blurb! While reading this or listening to this have your moggy handy for any cat related questions you may have. 

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    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/06/23/my-cats-politics-is-that-of-pragmatic-utilitarianism-a-short-story/


    25 min
  • Ep. 26 "Marcel Atkins The 22nd Centurie’s Rogue Brain Chip Hacker" (A Sci Fi Novella) Pt 5

    In this Episode our hero - Marcel Atkins gets serious about moving the Revolution to fruition.  He outlines his 7 Prime Directives or his "7 For Re-War" these are the battleplans which will win the war vs 'Aurora' the evil AI societal-governing computer, and it's creators the StarPeople. Will his plans cut the Mustard? Or will his Ideas be a 'damp squib'? Will his ideas 'Hit the Nail on the head'?...Will his ideas be eaten by his not-yet-written-in-the-script pet dog Alexei?..Will his Ideas ....er....well you get the picture. Listen to Part  5 to find out! P.s. On other matters, don't forget to call your mother this week. After all, she did give birth to you, you dunderhead! Oh, and you don't forget to read while wearing a double layered tinfoil hat. The rich people who wont listen anyway, you can of course can just bend some of your best 99.999% USD27.92 pure Silver spoons. Now I must go, I really must...what's that? Do I want some earl grey tea before I leave? Oh I mustn't ...oh ok then...If you insist...yes some scones would also be delightful...pavlova?....don't mind if I do! Sorry I dropped some on the carpet....ok ok I'm leaving ..sheesh! ok folks, I'll See ya in part 6 - Martin 

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/06/09/marcel-atkins-the-22nd-centuries-rogue-brain-chip-hacker-pt-5/

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    18 min
  • Ep. 25 “It Is Written, It is Rotten” (a short story)

    In this episode I read a sort Story called “It Is Written, It is Rotten”. This is a story about how we came to be, why it's all gone wrong and what will happen in the future. After listening I trust you will never ever want to write an essay, a technical manual, a love letter, a email or a business report ever again. However you will definitely want to scrawl some graffiti on an apple from the garden of Eden that says "Don't Read This". Enjoy!

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/06/03/it-is-written-it-is-rotten/


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    15 min
  • Ep. 24 “Revelations Thoughts” (Short Poem with extended intro)

    In this Episode I read a Poem which is simply a few thoughts on the Book of Revelations - the final book of the Christian Bible which outlines the destruction of the earth, the rise of a satanic ruler, cataclysmic events and a rebirth from the creator, after he intervenes to end the misery. This is not "Bible Bashing" it is merely a poem from someone openminded enough not to discount anything, just because everyone else does. Enjoy and bring your alkaline water, an apricot a raw potato and your nearest pet for extra company. 

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/05/29/revelations-thoughts-poem/

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    9 min
  • Ep. 23 Marcel Atkins The 22nd centuries’ Rogue Brain Chip Hacker” pt 4

    In this Episode we flash back 50 odd years to 2051 - the first time the Earthlings were advised by President Hamilton Donald Kincaid that we were not alone, and we were in fact being watched. This was the very beginning of the "Starman reconfiguration of 2051". Our 22nd Century future hero Marcel, is just a pimply 15 Year old who cannot believe that what he hears is real...neither does he think he will play the prime part in a future resistance.

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/05/20/marcel-atkins-the-22nd-centuries-rogue-brain-chip-hacker-pt-4/

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    22 min
  • Ep. 22 Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Centuries’ Rogue Brain Chip Hacker Pt 3

    In this episode we learn more about the "Starpeople" - our future enslavers (or liberators depending on your galactic status). How did they travel from the Pleiades to Earth instantaneously? Why did they Choose to come? Find out by opening a bad of Pretzels, turning down the lights low, and listening to "Marcel Atkins – The 22nd Centuries’ Rogue Brain Chip Hacker Pt 3"


    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/05/17/marcel-atkins-the-22nd-centuries-rogue-brain-chip-hacker-pt-3/

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    8 min
  • Ep. 21 Breaking News: “Sir Squeeky” The Cat buys The Crazy Crunchy Catfood co. for $30M"

    A Poem Inspired By My Badly Behaved But Lovable Cat "Squeeky" (I called him that as he is very vocal). 


    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/05/03/sir-squeeky-the-cat-buys-catfood-co-for-30m/

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    4 min
  • Ep. 20 "Marcel Atkins - The 22nd Centuries Rogue Brain-Chip Hacker" Pt 2

    In this Episode we get to Know Marcell and the early 22nd Century Earth better. What entertainment does he like? How does he live his life in this Dystopian AI Supercomputer controlled world? Why do the StarPeople via the Aurora AI Supercomputer and the Viceroys, divide the People into 3 distinct groups? - Those of the Aruk's, The Qoz's  and the Zilo's ? Find out by listening!

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/28/the-card-a-dystopian-sci-fi-novella-pt-2/

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    22 min
  • Ep. 19 “There is No Beginning, No End, There Just Is” Poem by M.A. Smith

    A Poem about buying a TV that bosses you around, like its been controlled by some authoritarian superpower that's definitely out ta get ya. 

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/25/there-is-no-beginning-no-end-there-just-is-poem-by-m-a-smith/

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    8 min

About The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

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Poems and Short Stories Comedy Sketches and vague ideas from the lands downunder. Created by Martin Anton Smith, a NZ based creative.