The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

I've been productive and have been writing many new thoughts to annoy you with. So enjoy the misery and tune in! The Poems are: 

“Zen & the Art of Not Making Nukes”/”Claptrap The Monkey”/”Modern Woman”/ “Soldier Shares in WW3”. I also have a good old chat about the world and where we find ourselves.....i.e in DEEP DOODOO. Perhaps Biden should just say "Yep We Are In Deep Doodoo" and then slink off to his basement and suck his thumb while reading old 'Duck Tales' comics - clearly that would be the obvious choice. Enjoy the podcast!  

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/03/11/podcast-transcript-zen-the-art-of-not-making-nukes-claptrap-the-monkey-modern-woman-plus-extended-intro/

These are 3 poems that are of a similar theme - "Will The World Blow Up in 60 nano Seconds". Hopefully it won't and you will have time to enjoy this ridiculousness that hopefully at least increases my ability to write, and perhaps adds a few words to your vocab. But then perhaps it's better than I think? Hopefully so, and hopefully the ideas will help finish future works. But hey "In 100 years who will care".  I love that saying. Enjoy this short reading and thank you for your time. Hello to those in the distant future, and know we it the early parts of the 21st Century weren't all bad. Hopefully you guys really did go back in time and saved us from ourselves.

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/02/04/podcast-transcript-episode-3-dystopian-sci-fi-poems-futures-friend-a-holiday-in-goolagaticus-the-wind-of-nations/

Oh no...I'm back. Sorry You can't hide, this episode is being used by the World Totalitarian Govts as torture, so you spill those beans you've been hiding. In this episode I read The War of “23-“39 / How I Escaped my UNiT in the UnCity (1 Poem /1 Short Story ) with a short intro. Sayanara suckers! 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2022/01/06/the-war-of-23-39-how-i-escaped-my-unit-in-the-uncity-1-poem-1-short-story/

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

Here is a Poem about Mal Evans!  Big Mal was a lovely guy who through some twist of fate ended up in the whirlwind that was the Beatles recording and preforming years. Did he survive those years? Is he still Alive? Is he long gone? Did he say to Ringo "My Giant Schnoz is bigger and more shapely than yours"? Listen to find out!  Or you could do something else, it's ok I don't mind, no no it's fine go and read that book, go and pat that cat, go and cook that bird! Oh that reminds me - Merry Xmas to one and all and all my listeners - which is actually only one listener (does my cat count as a listener?). 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/12/13/podcast-episode-big-mal-evans-the-beatles-runaround-who-died-young-poor-and-clutching-an-airgun-a-original-poem-with-an-intro/

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

This episode is about Bad Boomers and how they will meet their inevitable downfall. If you are not a mean Boomer you should definitely listen to this. And if you are a mean Boomer.....well, stop being so fricken destructive ya Nimrod! - and thus, perhaps you can regain your soul. This episode is brought to you by "Nunofyastinkyafool" the anti-boomer-deodorant spray available now at all good stores. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/11/20/boomers-lake/

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

Two short Poems “The Seagull at The Window Paine”/‘To Ypres 1915, From 2021’ and a special introduction which talks of the double problem problem of citizens not having an appreciation of history and being a-political. Note the podcast has been widened in scope and in future will have more non-poetry content of a philosophical and social commentary nature. Enjoy! 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/10/23/the-seagull-at-the-window-paine-to-ypres-1915-from-2021-two-new-poems/

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

A Poem about not just putting caution to the wind, but putting your bike in it with yourself on the seat. Enjoy! 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/09/12/thats-a-biken-ride/

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

In This Episode I read two new Poems “Somewhere's Nowhere” & “Sugar low Cat”. I wrote these in lightning speed after consuming a full days coverage of the unfolding terrible real life drama of the US withdrawal from Kabul in Afghanistan. I think unintentionally some of the universal themes that surround that (soon to be infamous) day came out in the first poem. The second Poem is about my leaping Cat! Enjoy these poems and have a great day - wherever you are. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/08/21/my-2-new-poems-somewheres-nowhere-sugar-low-cat-introduction-podcast-transcript/

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

This is a Poem I wrote today. It is kind of a sequel to a prior poem "Adventures At Doctor's Point In Summer" (which was also featured on a prior podcast). This poem was written in only a couple of hours and features some of my philosophical thoughts as well as simple descriptions of life matters. I hope you enjoy and find some common ground. 

This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/07/31/adventures-at-doctors-point-in-winter/

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo

Ok Ok I was bored and slightly blue due to the bad winter weather here in NZ so I wanted to create a fun meaningless episode. This was good as I am now feeling a lot better. So Enjoy this whimsical episode.....if you dare ....if you are a time waster with nothing better to do.....and your expectations are "Mariana trench low" you will really dig this episode (sorry thats a 1970's line isn't it..well I was born in the 70's). 

Donate via paypal.me/mrschmitzo

Buy Tee Shirt/Hoodie via tee.pub/lic/E3FoSW19gOg 

Follow on Twitter @MrSchmitzo 

Follow on Facebook: www.facebook.com/MrSchmitzo