The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

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The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc. episodes

  • Ep. 18 "Marcel Atkins - The 22nd Centuries Rogue Brain-Chip Hacker" (A Dystopian Sci- Fi Serial ) Pt 1

    In this Sci Fi creation, 22nd Century future technician - Marcel Atkins Sotheby - visits an Old 20th century Art Gallery in St Kilda, Melbourne. This  awakens memories of a now deleted and distorted,  History of Humanity.  Tune in to find out what Marcel intends to do about this ghastly set of circumstances...will he continue to be controlled by AI, or will he create a plan to start a rebellion against Aurora Artificial Intelligence Systems?

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/18/the-card-an-embyonic-sci-fi-idea/

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    15 min
  • “We’re having trouble”

    This is a quick shot poem - a poem inspired by George Orwell’s “1984“.....how prophetic that book was, I think, as I write this on my TelePrompTer from 2021 ...enjoy this dystopian poem. Nothin like a bit of dystopia to start the day, end the day, or middle the day! 


    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/23/were-having-trouble/

    2 min
  • Ep. 17 Special Episode (Warning: Heavy Historical Themes): "The Unwritten History of the West Or Bad Dictums to Live By" Essay + Poem

    This is a Special Edition Episode - it has three parts. 

    Part 1 was written on 18/19 April 2021 and tackles the serious questions of: Have we lost our way in the West? Did We throw away the Post WW2 Social and economic Gains to easily? Has the era of Neoliberalism made for a better world? Or is it a cancerous ideology, to be rolled back?  

    Part Two has the associated Poem which was written in late2019/Early 2020. 

    Part 3 has a final Comment on what may happen next, coming out of Covid, will it mimic the immediate aftermath of ww2 - namely increasing prosperity, particularly for the allied western nations.  


    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/18/the-unwritten-history-of-the-west-or-bad-dictums-to-live-by/

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    29 min
  • Ep. 16 "Zombie Times, Limited" - a Short Poem

    In This Episode I talk of one of my favorite topics - the current and expanding world of the zombie apocalypse! So Buckle Your self into Your Anti Thought Control Device, i.e. a triple layer tin foil hat, and listen!  And remember the old dictum, the one I just thought of now:  "Never Trust A Zombie, Despite their Saccharine Smile, Svelte Scent and Enchanting Energy"

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/18/zombie-times-limited/

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    5 min
  • Ep. 15 "Those Streaky Starving Satellites" , "Mrs Whippy I'm Breaking Up With You", "Cosmic flying Dildo Vs Man" ( 2 Original Poems and one short Story)

    Here I read two of my Poems (Those Streaky Staving Satellites & Mrs Whippy I'm Breaking Up With You") and a short story (Flying Cosmic Dildo Vs Man). It's all a bit of fun in today's episode! the subjects are about thin people being blown away by the wind, someone breaking up with an ice cream and a woman who tries to destroy all males with a giant shiny dildo!

    These Items are all available as transcripts on my blog page martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com

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    30 min
  • Ep. 14 Martin Anton Smith Speaks Poetry Live! 3 Poems - The Mindcrime war of 1, Adventures at Doctors Point, Dirty Dancing.

    This is the first Podcast where I speak with my Voice, rather than the prior AI robots! I showcase 3 Poems (

    The Mindcrime war of 1    ( A serious Poem which posits that we were in ww3, but ww4 has also begun, where the Earth fights back. )

    Adventures at Doctors Point  ( A heartwarming poem about getting some fresh air - and water)

    Dirty Dancing. (A poem about Dirt, Digging Dirt)

    Transcripts of these poems are available on martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com

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    34 min
  • Ep. 13 "Pete the Green Grocer Exacts his Revenge" - short comedy sketch.

    Here I present my alternative ending to the "yes we have no bananas" song, which was a big hit from ye olden days. Will someone buy some bananas? Will someone turn into a giant turnip? Well it could well happen, so tune in to find out!

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/13/pete-the-green-grocer-exacts-his-revenge/

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    6 min
  • Ep. 12 “Open The Drawers” a Original Poem with an introduction.

    This is a stream of consciousness poem that I wrote while on the road. It tackles the idea of fundamental isolation that is in built into us, by someone who must knows better. So rest easy and take 5 mins from your busy schedule of lazing around the couch and listen, preferably with your ears! 


    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/11/open-the-drawers/

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    5 min
  • Ep. 11 "Those Streaky Starving Satellites" – a short rediculous Poem

    In this Episode, I read the Poem "Those Streaky Starving Satellites" a poem about the thin vs the large in a nasty prevailing wind. Will you be blown away by this poem? or will you be disappointed? Well you'll probably be disappointed, but read it anyway, if only for charity.  Also does the wind cry Mary? or does the breeze cry Andrew? Listen to the Podcast to find out! (spoiler alert: unfortunately, Jimi Hendrix is no longer with us to answer this wind related question!, But my Poem addresses other important pressing wind issues).

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/04/those-streaky-starving-satellites-a-short-poem/

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    4 min
  • Ep. 10 “Mrs. Whippy, I’m Breaking Up With you” – a short prose poem.

    in this episode I find a long forgotten decade old letter on a USB drive - it has a love letter on it.....Do I read it? Of course I do stupid! Why else would I be talking to you about it! I then do something fun with words, which is a little hobby of mine. Now pipe down, press play and listen to some C+ poetry! 

    This episode is also available as a blog post: https://martinantonsmithart.wordpress.com/2021/04/03/mrs-whippy-im-breaking-up-with-you-a-short-prose-poem/

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    5 min

About The Baby Wants Its Bottle Philosophy & Poetry Inc.

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Poems and Short Stories Comedy Sketches and vague ideas from the lands downunder. Created by Martin Anton Smith, a NZ based creative.