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On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kira Davis! They talk about the Bee fighting the New York Times and winning, the Tolkien Society going full on woke, and also try to figure out what the heck "race-norming" is. As usual, there is glorious hate mail and plenty of weird news.

This episode is brought to you by a new Christian fantasy dungeon crawler, Deliverance.

Make sure to listen to Kira's podcast, Just Listen To Yourself.

Kyle, Ethan, and Kira talk about the week's weird news like how someone mysteriously wrote "Joe Rogan is 5 foot 3 inches tall" in the sky above Los Angeles and how a New York Times columnist who believed Mayor Bloomberg could have given every American a million dollars is now very triggered by American flags. Cows may also now look like Bane but on both ends.

They also have another Heroes of the Faith segment this time featuring Aimee Semple McPherson.

Kira then asks Kyle and Ethan if they know what "race-norming" is and how the NFL is applying the racist rules that the federal government uses but this time to deny damages and payouts to players suffering from brain injuries.

In the subscriber-exclusive lounge, everyone laughs through bonus hate mails, reads some fan mail, go over the week's top subscriber-submitted headlines, and subject Kira to the Next Ten Questions.

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to retired police detective Greg Kading. They talk about cool cop stories, defunding the police, and working on high profile cases. Greg is best known for working on a task force that investigated the murders of rap stars Tupac Shakur and Biggie Smalls in the mid-2000s. In September 2011, he made a documentary and self-published the book Murder Rap: The Untold Story of the Biggie Smalls & Tupac Shakur Murder Investigations Go to wethepeopleholsters.com/bee and enter the code BEE10 to save $10

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Topics Discussed

Best law enforcement shows

Worse Crime shows

Trying to figure out Rappers names

Tupac and Biggie murders

Watching someone portray you on TV

Tupac murder

How Greg became wrapped up in the large profile rap cases

Homicides in Los Angeles

Current status of gang violence

Weird cop story

Being a rookie cop

Crashing in a police car

Starting a podcast

Reacting to police hatred

Police violence

Rodney King riots

Derek Chuavin and George Floyd

Waiting for all the facts

Theology and police work

Moral relativism

Valuing all life as an officer

Seperating yourself from your job

Keeping your identity separate from being an officer

Defunding police

Being a private investigator

Stench of autopsies

Colors of the bodies

Interrogating

Subscriber Portion

Orlando Bloom being robbed

Smoking jackets

Pro tips against burglaries

Drug problems

Always have a safe

Flashlights as a weapon

South Central beat cop

Plainclothes detective

Lethal Weapon

Bureaucracy

Flashlight over taser

Pepper spray story

PCP story

10 questions

On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Andrew Lowen to talk about his new board game set in the battle between angels and demons, Deliverance. They also talk about noble efforts to help AOC's Abuela and The Babylon Bee going up against The New York Times. Afterwards Andrew shares his creative process for creating Deliverance and how this game is unlike most Christian games in that it is not terrible.

Intro

Friend of the Bee Andrew Lowen joins Kyle and Ethan. Andrew has a new tactical combat adventure game about angels, demons, and the saints caught in between called Deliverance! You can back it on Kickstarter starting June 8, 2021!

Upcoming Interview

Next interview will be with former LAPD detective Greg Kading, known for his work on the Tupac and Biggie murder cases...Really good police story only in the subscriber poriton.

Comments from Subscribers and YouTube

Birdman and Axl Dave get featured today

Weird News

• Italian Artist Sells Invisible Sculpture That Only Exists In His Mind For $18,000

• Us Special Forces Accidentally Stormed A Cooking Oil Factory In Bulgaria During A Live Training Exercise

• Us Coast Guard Rescues 3 Adults And 2 Dogs Floating On Giant Inflatable Pink Flamingo Near Gulf Of Alaska

• Matt Walsh Started A Gofundme To Fix Aoc's Grandma's House And It Raised Over $100,000 In A Matter Of Hours

• Jeff Bezos Is Going To Space On One Of His Company's Rocket Ships This Summer

• 'Among Us'-Shaped Mcnugget Sells For Nearly $100,000

• South African Woman Gives Birth To Decuplets

• Ontario Police Officer Rescues Skunk From Mcflurry Cup

• Las Vegas Woman Crushes 3 Watermelons In 7 1/2 Seconds For World Record

Segment 1

Bee beef with the NYT naming us as an example of far-right misinformation sites that use "satire" claims to protect their presence on Facebook.

Segment 2

Andrew Lowen on Christians making stuff like his new board game Deliverance!

You can back his kickstarter and become a supporter.

Andrew talks about Christian board games, theology behind the game, and behind the scenes of creating a board game. Ethan struggles to keep up with Kyle and Andrew as they dive in deep into the nerdom of board games.

Hate Mail

Pamela says we are being inappropriate

Subscriber Portion

Andrew Lowen's New Game Deliverance

Kyle and Ethan experience the game with Andrew. Ethan remains confused during the whole game and Kyle beats up some demons

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Buddy Brown of YouTube Fame. They talk about his rise to YouTube fame, hunting stories, and living out his faith. Buddy gained his fame making YouTube videos from the back of his truck singing about anything from Covid to white privilege. He was able to get the number one spot on Itunes country charts without an agent or any publicist. You can find him on YouTube by clicking here and buy his merchandise here.

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Topics Discussed

Buddy's origin

Current state of country music

People are too sensitive these days

Nashville music scene

Big hearts and big opinions

Mike Pence using Buddy's song

No Green screen used for truck songs

Real estate agent to country music star

Coronavirus song

No apologies for his Covid song

Woke country songs

Blowback from people over country songs

Connecting with Ted Nugent

Eating bugs

Cool hunting stories

Taxidermy stores

Playing SSC Football

Be so good that they can't start the game without you

Pointing people to Jesus with country music

Actors with ball caps on

Finding a new way to be a musician

How Buddy found his faith

Living out your faith

Country music influences

Subscriber Portion

The Holy Grail of country music for Buddy

Pop country music

Condescending cuteness of current country music

Cover bands disguised as country artists

Chris Stapleton

Cool touring stories

Embarrassing concert entrance story

Touring life with Buddy

Mudding

10 questions

On this episode of The Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Trevor Andersen to talk about bears crashing a pool party, atheists finding Jesus, and what blue checks are doing for Pride Month. Kyle and Ethan also talk to Jack Phillips of Masterpiece Cakeshop about the cost of his faith and his fight for religious liberty.

Intro

Trevor Andersen joins Kyle and Ethan to guest host.

Upcoming Interview

Next interview will be Buddy Brown of YouTube fame. Get it a day early if you're a paid subscriber.

We Read Comments From Our Different Platforms

Gaple comments on our John Cena article and we get a compliment on our upgraded equipment.

Weird News

• Suspects Break Into Storage Unit, Steal Boxes Of Little Debbie Snack Cakes
• Mercedes Tumbles Off Jack, Kills Suspected Catalytic Converter Thief
• Ontario Principal Removed After Twice Wearing Hair Of Student As A Wig
• Flight From India To US Diverted After Crew Finds Bat In Business Class
• Backlash As Skin-Coloured "equality stamps" In Spain Priced Differently
• Video Shows Teen Girl Shoving Huge Bear Over Fence To Save Her Dogs
• Seven Bears Crash High School Pool Party In Tennessee
• Man Breaks Guinness World Record For World's Tallest Spike Mohawk

Faithful Counseling

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Segment 1

Kyle and Ethan Take a Test on the Trinity as seen on Challies.com

Segment 2

Real Stuff Blue Checks Say (and other happenings on social media)

Segment 3

Kyle and Ethan talk to Jack Phillips from Masterpiece Cakeshop

Hate Mail

Eve didn't like our rainbow logo.

Subscriber Portion

Subsriber Headlines of the Week

Subscriber Email Question/ Love Mail

Bonus 10 Questions

We learn even more about Trevor!

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Pastor Gabriel Hughes. They talk about satire, Game of Thrones, and growing up around the Christian music scene. Pastor Gabriel Hughes is a Baptist Pastor and host of When We Understand The Text, an ongoing video series and daily podcast of bible commentary and teaching. He has become known on Twitter for preaching the gospel unapologetically. He currently is a pastor at the First Baptist Church in Lindale, Texas. Go to wethepeopleholsters.com/bee and enter the code BEE10 to save $10

Topics Discussed

Pastor Gabe originally followed Kyle

Are you stupid?

Jesus as a refugee

Doug Tanapel Interview

DC talk of Satire

Sin or not sin?

Vaping like a total cheesebag

Throwing up the sign of the horns while listening to heavy metal

Jazzercise

Reading one of Doug Wilson's books

Tattoo of John Piper's face

Sprinkling a baby with water for some reason

Following John MacArthur on Twitter

Converting to Catholicism

Reading Relevant Magazine

Drinking IPAs when there's perfectly good bourbon nearby

Mormon missionaries

Doing DMT with Joe Rogan

Looting from local GameStop in the name of justice

CCM

Free Willy

MXPX

Promoting Christian concerts

Growing up around CCM artists family's

Subscriber Portion

Stupid things Christians say

God's wonderful plan for your life?

Hearing God's voice

Preach the gospel, when necessary use words

God will never give you more than you can handle

Modesty is hottest

Being banned from Twitter

Women pastors

International women's day

Biblical hyper-fundamentalism

Being born again

10 questions

Carman meeting

Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan reach the final chapter of The Fellowship of the Ring where the fellowship breaks and perhaps The Bee Reads fellowship breaks too since Jonathan is moving to Tennessee. Frodo knows what he must do and in this chapter his decision is made much easier by Boromir. The guys also talk about their favorite parts of the book so far and get listener comments and questions!

In this Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by Adam Yenser, a writer on The Ellen Show and a Republican in Hollywood who has inexplicably not been canceled yet. The CDC has new guidelines about kissing chickens for some reason and we talk about real things blue checks on Twitter say. There's the usual weird news of the week, unexpected love mail, glorious hate mail, and more!

Introduction

Adam Yenser is here! Check out Cancelled News!

Upcoming Interview

Pastor Gabriel Hughes will be on the interview show next. We play the game Sin or Not Sin with him, talk about growing up around CCM artists, and in subscriber portion we go into stupid things Christians have said. It will come out Tuesday for the free loaders and the extended interview will be out Monday for all the beloved and wonderful paid subscribers.

Subscriber Comment of the Week From Last Bee Weekly Goes To crsluggo!

Best comment from Frank Fleming's Wife

YouTube Comment of the Week On The White Liberal Shocked As Black Man Gets ID

Weird News

CDC urges Americans not to kiss chickens amid Salmonella outbreak

Goodwill asks people to stop donating literal garbage

During a burglary call in SC a police dog bit a cow, then the officer tased the dog, then the cow kicked the officer

The largest Lutheran denomination in Europe just announced that it is "trans."

Chicago's Lori Lightfoot is now excluding white reporters from interviews

Teen in Spain built underground den after fight with his parents

Spanish man becomes first creature killed by a dinosaur in a long time

Idaho men bounce Ping-Pong balls into 5 cups for Guinness record

"Real Things Blue Checks Say" and various Twitter happenings

• What is going on with Larry the Cucumber?
• This event was 1000 times worse than 9/11. Can you guess?
• This journalist found discarded "glock packaging"
• Wapo is worried about masks coming off and what this means for sexism.
• Blue Check pontificates on who is not a Christian.
• This mom on TikTok hates her baby because he's white.
• David Hogg makes an appearance this week.

Adam Yenser on being a conservative Republican in Hollywood and writing for the Ellen Show.

Love Mail

Matt Taibbi had some nice things to say about us!

Hate Mail

We have sold out for the babies.Subscriber Portion

We get a message asking about the conservative one joke and whether we get bored of it.

The Ten Questions for Adam Yenser

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Dan talk to our Anarchist scholar, Michael Malice. They talk about Augustine, leaving New York, and the benefits of humor in dark times. This is Michael Malice's fifth time on The Babylon Bee podcast. He has been one of the leading voices for the Anarchist movement appearing on The Joe Rogan Experience and many more. He has written several books, including organizing his newest book, The Anarchy Handbook, available wherever you get books. He also hosts the podcast "Your Welcome" available on wherever you get podcasts.

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Topics Discussed

Malice being mentioned in a Bee article

Finding humor in the darkness

The Cave and The Light

Augustine

Plato vs Aristotle

Ronald Reagan

Forgetting name trick

Michael Malice's Twitter following

What makes a good tweet

Liz Cheney and war mongering

Liz Cheney or Caitlyn Jenner for president

USA today on current Republicans

Moving to Austin

Current state of New York

Michael Malice's new hobbies

Learning to drive

The Anarchist Handbook

Process of self-publishing

Chesterton's Gateway

Chesterton's Fence

Jordan Peterson

Benefits of humor

Gavin Newsom and The French Laundry

Do not give into evil

Pure beauty

Helping people feel less alone

Donation story

Safety valve for the mind

Terrible experiences being a good thing

Chasing your own hat

High end collectibles

Senses of humor in people

Subscriber Portion

Cryptocurrency

10 questions for an Anarchist

War

Political parties

Alexander Hamilton

America