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In this Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute about non-fossilized tissue being found in dinosaur bones and what that might mean for the war between science and religion. They also bring on Senior Writer Frank J. Fleming, our resident expert on animals and women, to talk about how women can gain confidence in fighting vicious animals. There's the usual weird news of the week, glorious hate mail, and more!

Intro

Ethan returns from his trip

Kyle has to chase his cat after it takes a ride in his engine

Upcoming Interview

Ethan and Dan talk to Michael Malice for round 5!

We Read YouTube Comments

Weird News

Lady Trespasses At Miami High School, Poses As Student In Order To Gain Instagram Followers

Chinese Man Discovered Glitch In KFC Online Ordering System And Stole Almost $19,000 Worth Of Food

Rachel Maddow Says She Has To Rewire Herself To Not See Unmasked People As A Threat Now That Mask Mandate Is Gone

Ohio Is Offering Vaccinated Citizens A Chance To Win A Million Dollars

This Black Guy Disguised Himself As A White Dude In Order To Commit Series Of Burglaries In LA

Chicago Has Released 1000 Feral Cats Over The Past Decade To Tackle Rat Problem

Man Balances Pool Cue On Forehead For 2 Hours, 16 Minutes For Guinness Record

Segment 1

Which animals would win in a fight? Animal and women expert Frank Fleming joins us to report on his findings.

Kyle and Ethan talk to Frank about his woman's guide to fighting animals

Segment 2

Kyle and Ethan talk to Mark Armitage of the Dinosaur Soft Tissue Research Institute.

Hate Mail

A YouTube subscriber wants us to spice up our channel. Kyle and Ethan come up with some ideas to spice up the channel.

Subscriber Portion

Bonus Hate Mail

Subscriber Headlines of the week

Nashville Trip

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Ethan and Trevor talk to comedian Brent Pella. They talk about comedy without an agenda, cancel culture, and his hatred for Gavin Newsom. Brent Pella has performed stand-up comedy around the country and gained fame on YouTube doing sketch comedy. Some of his most popular impressions have been Eminem, Gavin Newsom, Joe Rogan, and many others. You can see when Brent is performing near you at his website.

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Topics Discussed

Being without an agenda

Being seen as a conservative comedian

Mocking the left

How Brent grew up

Making fun of yourself

Hanging out with J.P. Sears

Wearing masks

Getting canceled

Nick Cannon

Gina Carano

Impressions

Gov. Newsom

Trying out different comedic personas

Finding a political label

Political party labels

Georgia voting laws

Intentions being assigned

Having in-depth conversations

Improv

UCB and Groundlings

Subscriber Portion

Brent's origin into comedy

Bombing on a cruise ship

Best stand-up comics

Actors

10 questions

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan talk about heroes of the faith like the kid-punching pastor and the man who showed worship teams everywhere how to play the drums. They talk about G.K. Chesterton's argument in defense of the family. Kyle is also subjected to the next ten questions in our exclusive subscriber lounge.

Intro:

About the YouTube channel

Heroes of the Faith 1

Oceans Metal Drummer: https://youtu.be/POwayWGeQAU

Coffin Preacher: https://youtu.be/5OImocOKy4I

Kid punching pastor: https://youtu.be/Q19qRUBj-ic

Chesterton In Defense Of The Family:

Chesterton starts talking about how people claim to travel the world in order to experience humanity when they are really leaving it in this chapter of Heretics: On Certain Modern Writers and the Institution of the Family.

SUBSCRIBER EXCLUSIVE LOUNGE:

Kyle answers second ten questions

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to John Cooper of Skillet. They talk about CCM fame, discovering Petra, and weird band names. John Cooper is the lead singer, bassist, and producer for Skillet. Skillet has become one of the best-selling bands with two Grammy award nominations and has gone platinum twelve times. He has recently written a book titled Awake and Alive to Truth, where he dives into the most asked questions in modern culture.

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Topics Discussed

Journey to CCM fame

Viral Facebook post

Being convicted with faith

Awake and Alive To Truth Book

Becoming famous young

Celebrity Christians

Growing up without Rock music

MTV and Beat It

Michael W. Smith

Seeing Petra live

Stryper story

Comparing Skillet to other bands

Secret to weird band names

Korn

Googling Skillet

Iron Maiden

Duets

Raising kids with the Skillet voice

Touring with kids

Subscriber Portion

Pyrotechnic story

Props

John Cooper's gymnastics skills

Band's feeling entitled

Creed story

Positive lyrics

Almost becoming Bono

Women in the band

10 questions

Kyle, Dan, and Jonathan Watson of The One Ring make it to Elfland in this week's episode of The Bee Reads The Lord Of The Rings! To watch or listen to this week's episode, go to BabylonBee.com/Plans.

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Ethan is joined by guest hosts Trevor Andersen and Dr. Thaddeus Williams. They talk about the weirdest of news like an elderly couple using morse code to escape an assisted living facility and Biden being called "a very Catholic president who supports abortion rights." Thaddeus gives the best Linkin Park stories while Ethan and Trevor share little known pork facts in our newest segment: Linkin' Pork. Hate mail this week comes from a reader who found our comments on Latter Day Saints to be "tasteless and unfunny."

Intro

It's Mother's Day this weekend, so naturally The Babylon Bee Podcast invited Thaddeus Williams to join Trevor Andersen and Ethan Nicolle! HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

Subscriber Comments

Youtube Comments

Subscriber Dare

Weird News

• British Man Arrested After 4mph Police Chase Down Canal For 8 Miles

• Police In Canada Find Reported COVID-19 Violation In Restaurant Was Just A Mannequin

• Elderly Couple Uses Military Morse Code Training To Escape Tennessee Assisted Living Facility

• Caitlyn Jenner -- Olympic Gold Medal Winner And Now Trans Person -- Says Biological Males Should Not Be Allowed To Compete In Women's Sports

• The Washington Post Referred to Biden As "a very Catholic president who supports abortion rights."

• A City In Switzerland Is Offering Beggars One-Way Tickets Anywhere In Europe As Long As They Don't Come Back

• Priest 'Baptises' Baby Using A Water Pistol

• Gymnast Performs 36 Consecutive One-Handed Backflips To Break His Own Guinness Record

Linkin' Pork

Hate Mail

Subscriber Portion

Thaddeus stories'

Bonus Hate Mail

Subscriber Headlines of the Week

Thaddeus 10 Questions

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to Christian astrophysicist, speaker, and author, Dr. Jason Lisle. They talk about dinosaurs and cavemen, evidence of a young earth, and the Bible as a history book. Dr. Lisle obtained a Master's degree and Ph.D. in astrophysics at the University of Colorado. He has since written a number of best selling books on the topic of creation including: Taking Back Astronomy, Stargazer's Guide to the Night Sky, the Ultimate Proof of Creation, Discerning Truth, and Understanding Genesis. He also founded the Biblical Science Institute, where they help defend the Christian worldview against people who call it unscientific.

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Topics Discussed

Bible as a history book

The problem of death before sin

Genesis being doctrine

Snopes article about creationism being a conspiracy

Humans are all one race

Current state of Young Earth Creationists scholarship

Human origins

Dinosaurs and cavemen

Dragons

Evidence of the Young Earth

Carbon dating

Origin of the universe explained with popcorn

Subscriber Portion

Comets

The great flood

Geological evidence of the flood

DNA

Theological problems with Aliens

Slugs on the Arc

Accuracy of the Interstellar movie

Blackholes

Distant starlight problem

Problem with measuring speed of light

10 Questions

THE BEE WEEKLY: Racist Soap Dispensers and Headlines By Kids

On The Babylon Bee Weekly, Kyle and Ethan are joined by stand-up comedian Trevor Andersen again. They talk about drag racing cops and the racism built into automatic soap dispensers. We hear the best headline pitches by our subscribers' children and find a new hero of the faith. As always we end in hate mail, this one most likely coming from a disheartened satire-hating robot.

Intro

Trevor Andersen is back on the podcast to guest host.

Coming up next Tuesday we have Dr. Jason Lisle, a young earth creationist on the interview show.

We read subscriber comments and YouTube comments

Weird News

1. Greyhound Wins Race In New Zealand, But Is Later Discovered To Be On Methamphetamine

2. Michigan Woman Glues Eye Shut After Mistaking Nail Glue For Eye Drops

3. Oklahoma Woman Charged With Felony For Not Returning VHS Tape 21 Years Ago

4. Two D.C. Police Cars Were Totaled After Officers Decided To Drag Race Each Other

5. Florida Family Accused Of Selling Bleach As A "miracle" Cure For COVID-19

6. Automatic Soap Dispensers Are Racist Now

7. Biden Was The Only World Leader With A Mask On During Virtual Climate Summit

8. British Speed-Eater Drinks Capri Sun in 15.71 Seconds For Guinness Record

Kids Pitch Babylon Bee Headlines

Buy Abigail Shrier's 'Irreversible Damage' (Save $18.99 with this link!): babylonbee.com/damage

Heroes of the Faith

Joanna Southcott

Hate Mail

We get hate mail from a Stephen Hawking robot

Subscriber Portion

We talk about what books we're currently reading

BONUS HATE MAIL

On The Babylon Bee Interview Show, Kyle and Ethan talk to rapper, podcast host, author, Zuby. They talk about going viral, disgusting English food, and political correctness. Zuby first gained fame for a video of him beating the women's deadlift record. Since going viral, Zuby has gained over 700,000 followers and sold 25,000 albums independently. His most recent album, Word of Zuby, just became the most funded hip-hop project on Kickstarter in the U.K. You can pre-order his album and find his book on getting swol by going to Zuby's website.

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Topics Discussed

Opening rap

Kickstarter feat

Being a contrarian on Twitter

Zuby's origin story

Zuby's impression of the United States

Impression of California

American food

Reason for the British empire

Stargazy pie

Studying at Oxford

Representing honesty

Christianity in Zuby's music

Speaking out on gender

Covid lockdowns

Terms being changed

BLM tweet

UK police

Truth over feelings

Speaking out

Silent majority vs a silenced majority

Checkmate move

Objective reality

The overblown risk

The incentive to lie

Obesity

"Political correctness is deadly"

Being a contrarian to tell the truth

Subscriber Portion

Getting swol

Zuby's book

Guns

Beyond political solutions

Trade off between freedom and risk

Zuby's influences

Stupid things people have said to Zuby

10 questions

On The Babylon Bee Weekly Podcast, Kyle and Ethan are joined by guest host, Pastor Craig Hamilton of Church Two42. They find the strangest of news like the police being called on a woman afraid of a croissant and Twitter censoring James O'Keefe for doing actual reporting. Kyle and Ethan hear about Pastor Craig's fundraiser to build a church that isn't in his front yard and play the game,'Sin or Not Sin, where Pastor Craig lets you know if a well-done steak or jazzercise will be getting you in trouble with the good Lord. As always we end with our everlasting hate mail, this time coming from a YouTube commenter that was most likely wearing a mask when he made his comment.

Intro

Welcome Pastor Craig Hamilton of ChurchTwo42

Coming up next Tuesday is our interview with Zuby!

We read YouTube comments

Weird News

Suspected Drunken Driver Speeds Into School's Mock DUI Demonstration Nearly Striking Students

Tire Slasher Leaves Severed Finger Behind On Woman's Driveway

Breakfast Taco Full Of Crystal Meth Found By TSA Agents At Houston Airport

A Lord of the Rings Online Player Leveled A Hobbit To Level 130 In The Most Hobbit Way Possible: Cooking Pies

Iran Censors Soccer Match Over 100 Times Due To Female Referee

A Woman In Poland Called Animal Control Because Of A Croissant That She Thought Was A Dangerous Animal

Iran Censors Soccer Match Over 100 Times Due To Female Referee

A Woman In Poland Called Animal Control Because Of A Croissant That She Thought Was A Dangerous Animal

James O'Keefe Of Project Veritas Has Been Booted Off Of Twitter, And Now He's Suing For Defamation

The Oregonian Issued A Tweet Assuring Readers That It Was Only A White Guy Who Was Killed By Police So No Need To Riot And Loot

Marvel At This Beast Of A Man As He Grabs A Bobcat Off His Wife, Yeets It Halfway Across His Yard, And Chases It Down With A Gun

Idaho Man Reclaims Guinness Record By Catching 107 Tennis Balls In An Oversized Bucket Placed On His Head

Ask Pastor Craig

Pastor Craig talks about how he started doing church on his driveway.

Help Fundraise Pastor Craigs Church

Donate to Pastor Craig's Church Here

Sin or Not a Sin with Pastor Craig

Hate Mail

Subscriber Portion

Ask Pastor Craig Continued

The Ten Questions

Bonus Hate Mail