The Bachelor PhD

Co-host Craig is a little distracted today. So while in this podcast episode we don’t talk about “fear” or “Fear Factor,” he phoned in the title, “Fear factor,” based on an off-hand remark by Iciar. Fear factor! It sounds cool. Like bungee jumping: it sounds cool but probably really isn’t. None of us will ever know. But Colton now knows! We cover that and a bunch of other things, including how Bachelor contestants might consider unionizing, in this low-energy yet action packed hour.

These are serious words, dear listener: “like” as a discourse marker and “death” as a source of strength. That’s about it, no reason to make fun. Except with Demi, who likes to dish fun. And Hannah B and Caelynn whose post-fallout friendship is fun too. It’s all in this serious yet fun episode of the Bachelor Masters!

Since all dudes, of course, ask each other how many people they’ve slept with we thought we’d go ahead and name this podcast episode after Colton’s big on-stage reveal of zero. But to all listeners: we agree with you, this virginity thing is old. Let’s move on to something else. Like Co-host Chris being back! He is, in fact, back and refreshed from a fun vacation. Hear him and us other two co-hosts tangent down this week’s Bachelor by clicking play. You’ll have fun! Three person episode!

With Co-host Chris away this week, Itziar and Craig run the podcast with just them two. Like, run past the first hour of the premiere which was filled with awful live remotes. Despite the rough beginnings the rest of the three hours was actually pretty good. And, Craig seems to have jumped on board the Colton bandwagon much to Itziar’s chagrin. It’s all right here in this podcast episode. Hit play and join in on the fun! Krystal in a hot tub! A woman just like Krystal interrupting four times! Two person episode!

We’re back but probably not better than ever with our countdown to Bachelor 23.  Unlike last time we don’t have an epic tale of getting escorted off of the Warner Bros lot during a taping of The Proposal.  Consequently we stretch to some other stories from the hiatus, but, hey, this is the Bachelor Masters so you know they’ll be… tangential! And we do get to Colton and the women. Hit play and listen in to commit to over twelve hours of listening to us and another 25+ hours of The Bachelor!

It’s the end of a long year that took us from Arie and Lauren to Becca and Garrett to… Chris and Krystal?  But hey, it wasn’t that bad, was it?  In our final podcast of the season we recap the last two episodes of Bachelor in Paradise and reflect on the various scandals that have erupted over the past few days. Because what better way to kick off four months of no Bachelor than some juicy semi-confirmed gossip? We’d love to have you along for the ride so hit the play button and join us for all of the fun!

It seems like sex happened for the various couples, at least if their morning glow is to be believed.  In the case of Annaliese, she spelled it out right in front of the camera and to Kamil after he… came back from a date with another woman.  And speaking of that other woman, is she any more of a witch than the rest of the women who cleanse themselves with sage? We cover this and everything else… hit the play button and join us!

Who likes who? Who loves who? Better yet, who loves who until someone else comes walking down those stairs tomorrow morning? We go through each couple/triangle in detail while also giving those who deserve it their dues.  Like Leo.  And Venmo.  Hit “play” and join us!

We had to put Tia in the title of this episode, right, otherwise you’d think we weren’t paying attention.  But there’s a lot of other things that go on or whatever like making out and hooking up.  We go through each couple and date piece by piece and come to the conclusion that everyone is a… you’ll have to listen to find out!

In this episode we unleash our pent up frustrations developed during the Bachelor and Bachelorette seasons on an unsuspecting (and, perhaps, undeserving) Bachelor in Paradise.  We also talk about Jubilee’s remark about not having love without war in an extended dump on pop media.  Hit play and join us!