The definitive Barclays Premier League XI, what Peter Drury hates about football, the most comprehensive examination of the words “the game’s gone”, how to be a co-commentator (aka The Lulu Effect), why Tom Rosenthal hates you shouting tactical advice from the stands, getting in and around Doc Brown, the precise psychology of Sunday League, 2 minutes and 20 seconds of just David Seaman chuckling…and the greatest moment in football podcasting history.

In the first of a festive two-parter, revisit the very best of the truly unique Football Clichés podcast in 2021.