This show sucks but it turns out Stuart is by far the funniest character on board.

Turns out dating two babes at once is extra hard if you suck.

I guess this is a Game of Thrones episode? OF ILL PORTENT

Raj tries to steal the joy of pregnancy from Wolowtiz and Bernie. Meanwhile, we learn that Leonard is secretly hoarding money, that Sheldon is a great lay, and that no one ever actually finishes Final Fantasy Tactics.

We've cracked it open. This is sitcom version of mayonnaise. Which is weird because I usually love mayonnaise. Maybe it's more like white bread... But I love that too! AGHGH

Raj is juggling babes and everyone is acting like that isn't the most exciting thing that's ever happened in this whole series.

Adam West is the Adam best.

But why? I didn't even talk about it in the episode, but a scene takes place in a tiki bar, and, that's cool but for real what's up with tiki culture? I get it, it's fun, but, why of all things has it persevered?

For the first time ever, we've lost an episode. And while I'm ashamed that I cannot bring you the joy that comes from Kyle's enthusiasm for Superman, I can at least bring you his love of thinking about philosophy stuff.

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We've hit a new peak of not talking about the episode. You're welcome!