Nick thinks this is a perfect episode so let's just let him have this one.

I swear I wasn't trying to commit to the False Start title, I was just so carried away by soup that I accidentally released our last bonus episode as a main feed episode. So here's the REAL first episode of the season, and now you also have an idea of that hot soup content you're missing if you're not on our bonus feed at: patreon.com/tbbtt

This isn't the worst episode but Nick is confident the production is unravelling.

You just have to rely on actors who aren't part of the main cast.

This show sucks but it turns out Stuart is by far the funniest character on board.

Turns out dating two babes at once is extra hard if you suck.

I guess this is a Game of Thrones episode? OF ILL PORTENT

Raj tries to steal the joy of pregnancy from Wolowtiz and Bernie. Meanwhile, we learn that Leonard is secretly hoarding money, that Sheldon is a great lay, and that no one ever actually finishes Final Fantasy Tactics.

We've cracked it open. This is sitcom version of mayonnaise. Which is weird because I usually love mayonnaise. Maybe it's more like white bread... But I love that too! AGHGH

Raj is juggling babes and everyone is acting like that isn't the most exciting thing that's ever happened in this whole series.