Nick loves when Sheldon rubs his butt on things. Kyle loves it when Jackie Chan hits people. Raj is gonna need an episode to himself soon.

Kyle thinks you should watch Police Story. Nick embraces JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Kyle should don a golden speedo. Nick shouldn't be invited to weddings. Penny gets hornier than ever.

Also, Kyle recommends you watch The Umbrella Academy, and Nick demands you watch Mandy.

Kyle thinks Sheldon has his own friends in his pockets. Nick learns he needs to be more true to himself. Penny acts like a real human and it's incredible.

Nick says too many dirty words. Kyle reveals his true alien form. Wolowitz doesn't quite redeem himself, but he has a nice moment.

Chris is defeated. Kyle is responsible. Nick did nothing. Penny gets real.

Kyle unpacks his feelings for Caprica's most famous Pyramid player. Nick is done hiding his anime feelings. Penny may have finally uncovered the true identity of Dr. Claw.

Kyle demands the backstory of all friendly transactions. Nick said way more stuff about butts than ultimately made it into the episode. Sheldon kinda loses his voice and it's like watching a totally different show.

Kyle is curious about getting murdered in dreams. Nick has seen Oldboy too many times. Charley calls on Strikeforce Dracula to save the day. Raj wasn't even really in this one.

Kyle is uncomfortable with discussing a woman's sturdy birthing hips. Nick wants to see Sheldon tear his own skin off. Wolowitz looks like he's going through a David Bowie phase but is really just very sad.