Jim melts, Elton sneezes, Darren's attacked by dinosaurs and Lee goes full "Old Man Shouts at Cloud" over some sporty tournament.

Then its time to put our best leg warmers on and go back to the 80s when typing Help into a login page would help you hack a system, in the Matthew Broderick "techno thriller" Wargames... 

Elton falls down The Staircase, Jim paints his kitchen and explores York, Darren gets cross at people sitting down and Lee watches Hereditary on his own in an empty cinema.

After that the guys move on to this weeks Patreon film suggested by Zarich Catlin-Hallett the 1927 SF classic Metropolis. 

This week the shindig is announced, Elton discovers the worlds scuzziest town, Jim gets some good news, Darren clots and Lee refuses an awards ceremony. After that its time to review a genuine classic movie. Henry Fonda stars in Sidney Lumets 12 Angry Men

Next week its Patreon week when we review Zarich Catlin Haletts choice Metropolis

Jim comes back from the merry old land of Oz, Elton alters carbon, Darrens world goes Jurassic a second time and Lee is so lo after watching Solo...

Then its on to this weeks film, the comedy horror B-movie Lake Placid.

Next week we head in to true classic territory when we review the Henry Fonda movie 12 Angry Men.

In this heavily edited episode this week; Elton watches Orange is the New Black and wonders about the monotony of backgrounds, Darren has his teeth done and gets fleeced for cinema tickets while Lee watches Netflix and tries not to be jealous of his daughters new converse boots.

Also something returns...

Then its on to this weeks film Office Space which really stops being a review and more of a work therapy session after 5 mins

This week we're joined by "Guest Jim" Dave Probert as we get down with the land discussing gardening, bush wobbling, bird tables, sheds, the calming effect of micro pigs, geek film education of the young, MCM, eating 3kg of chocolate and the perils of depression combined with pain killers, booze, lack of sleep and twitter.

Then once all that's all done its on to this weeks Patreon film chosen by Mr Steve Murray, Tucker & Dale vs Evil. 

Next week we head in to the cruelest of environments as we review Mike Judges Office Space

The guys are joined by Andy Poulastides to talk about the invention of the Magnum Ice Cream, Deadpool 2, nightshifts, lattes and sexy chairs. Then its off to the future to discuss dystopian SF cult movie Gattaca

STATION!
This week its bunnies for Jim, Boxes for Elton, Aliens for Darren and Banana bikes for Lee before they jump into their phone booth and whizz back to the 1990s to join Bill S Preston Esq and Ted "Theodore" Logan on a most Bogus Journey!

The cast will return on 22nd May to a far more cerebral SF film. Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawk star in the underrated Gattaca 

Elton goes pressie shopping and gets Lost in Space, Jim rabbit sits, Darrens reaches maximum old with his back going and attending Golf and Lee gets his makeup done also there are random moments involving Magnum PI, Tina Turners Saxophonist and Soda Streams. Then the guys head to Nam to review Full Metal Jacket

This week Jim goes gardening, Elton discovers the future of telephone technology, Darren is in awe of Snappy Snaps and Lee discovers a tortoise!

Then its on to this weeks film selected by Patreon Sarah Lazell taking the hosts out of their comfort zone. Its Magic Mike!

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