Welcome to this weeks delayed cast.
Again there's no Elton this week however Jim gets his killer silver balls out, Darren falls in love with the Fast and Furious movies and Lee gets pinballed about in a train toilet.

Then after that we move on to the first of our Conservatory movies, Bill Nighy's paycheck winner and supporter of the latex industry movie Underworld.

Next week conservatory season continues with Sam L Jacksons double dorme paycheck movie Deep Blue Sea

This week Elton fakes his death to avoid talking about this weeks film, Jim loses his cool with a Birmingham hipster gin joint and their inability to work out their own booking / deposit system. Darren falls over and gains the power of puns and HAS TO go to see Fast and the Furious 8 HONEST! While Lee watches crowdfunded horror films and learns why he should chew his food.

After that unsavoury horror the guys move on to review this weeks film Reign of Fire. A film which manages to have a poster that is more exciting than the movie its advertising.

Next week sees the start of Conservatory season honouring those actors who favoured a nice garden view for artistic integrity. The first week starts with Bill Nighy and Michael Sheen's dual conservatory order the Vampire / Werewolf gothic action romance car crash franchise starter Underworld.

Welcome to this weeks episode, this week Jim battles blackout blinds, Elton fits armour and gets lost in Essex looking for roast dinners, Darren gets learns the difference between The Creature and The Gill Man, while Lee gets angry at Andromeda and gets lost in France.

Add in a dash of Ghost In The Shell race controversy discussion and then the guys move on to Martin Scorsese's odd ball Yuppie Nightmare black comedy After Hours.

Next week the guys will review the dragon film that has less dragons in it than Enter the Dragon, the Matthew McConnehey and Christian Bale apocalyptic nonsense adventure Reign of Fire.

This week the guys are joined by guest host Martin Thompson as they discuss Logan, Boss Baby, the colossal disappointment of the latest Mass Effect game, the search for tiny Ed Sheeran, backyard wrestling, goggle eyed Shin Godzilla, an airbed incident worthy of a "Carry On" movie and how best to torture a table full of people with a basket of breaded mushrooms.

Then after all that and more, its time to move on to the main event reviewing a true rose tinted specs film The Transformers: The Movie.

Will nostalgia win over criticism of a cynical overblown toy advert?

Next week the guys return with a mystery monocle for everyone apart from Darren, with the Martin Scorsese black comedy After Hours.

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This week Jim uncovers stone rabbits, Elton has a major leak at four in the morning, Darren pines for Lego and Lee eats the sweets of a dead man. Then after this things get worse with the first Sh*t video game movie month with the film adaptation of Doom.